Now this is a story, all about how... I got a...
So, yeah, I tried to do a fresh prince reference (please don't say I'm so much older than you gais that you don't even know what that is...) with the title, but I failed magnificently.
It may sound strange, but ever since realizing my gender... I've been so much more free... and even more so, I have become even MORE confident than before. Yes, that's right ladies and gentleman, my ego is now so big it inflates my face, makes me all fat and I'm stuck inside the house... awh :c.
Nah, just kidding.
Anyway, back to story. I was 'shopping' today, wanting some proper nightclothes and saw this miniskirt... and I wanted it. However, I've grown up as a guy, how the hell am I meant to know the right sizes and stuffs? So, what do I do... uhh... I decide to be drastic because it's just so damn cute...
I try and get into the women's changing rooms.
Now, this isn't a story about how Jay now has eight restraining orders and a nice ole' court case to boot, in fact, it's a story a