Down in Gensokyo
Liked Christmas a lot...
Who lived just north of the Human Village,
Reimu hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that her armpits were too hairy.
Or maybe her bow was on too tight.
But I think that the reason most probably true...
Was that Reimu was a miserable, poor little Shrine Maiden.
Whatever the reason,
Her armpits or her bow,
She sat in her shrine, begging for donations.
Staring down at the Human village with a stupid, miko frown.
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
She could swear by the hair on her bow-covered mullet,
That they'd soon all shove donations down her greasy gullet!
"Youkai Jesus!" She yelled – her chest shrank and got thinner.
"This is all Kanako’s fault, that Moriyan…Shrine...conspiracy!”
Then she growled to herself, sausage fingers a-drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from