My first Homestuck fic , written for the following prompt at the Kinkmeme: "When one is looking to flush-date a troll, it's considered polite to seek out their moirail and gain their permission first. Of course, humans wouldn't know this.
So cue John/Dave making romantic overtures towards Karkat, and Gamzee discovering this. He decides to schoolfeed the human in proper troll etiquette.
In the middle of the night.
By appearing out of nowhere at the foot of the human's bed.
And demanding to know what, exactly, John/Dave's intentions are towards his moirail.
Very much an AU, considering John's on the meteor and I'm hand-waving away the Act 5 Murderspree because feelings. Bleh. It was a fun prompt, and I enjoyed writing it.