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To everything there is a seasoning,

a time for simmering purpose under the lid.

A time to be boiled and a time to fry;

a time to plant bay leaves and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

a time to kill cows and a time to mince them ...

a time to weep, a time to dice onions;

a time to stir and a time to taste ...

a time to do it right and a time to refrain from burning;

a time to lose your fork and a time to seek another one;

a time to rend meatballs and a time to slurp sauce;

a time to keep silent and a time to speak;

a time to love salt and a time to hate oregano;

a time to sit back and a time to burp.
R'amen

The Book of Ecclesia-cheese.
I'M CRYING OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY
The church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
May you be touched by his noodly appendage