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Women don't want to be a President or a Jedi...frostc0r3 on DeviantArthttps://www.deviantart.com/frostc0r3/art/Women-don-t-want-to-be-a-President-or-a-Jedi-1118863846frostc0r3

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Women don't want to be a President or a Jedi...

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Published: Nov 6, 2024
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Girls don't aim to be presidents, jedis, king of iron fist, big boss', master chiefs, dr. quinn medicine women, head honchos, grand dragons, big cheese, america's next top models, sith lords, the messiah, one of the 300 Spartans, the ring bearer, captain of the enterprise, the hero gotham needs, captain of the special olympic team, seekers of fortune and glory, stonecutters, tony montana, the gay blade, the foot-fucking -master, son of a 100 maniacs, the Marquess of Queensberry, count dracula, king britain, cobra commander, sir charles barkely, member of dead cell, Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Biggus Dickus, black science man, the canadian crippler, Action Jacksons, bayou billy, meridith viera, the walking dude, dr. death, homo erectus... etc... etc...


It will make 98% of earthlings happy for her to bring her beauty and organization to the home, to bring her body and sensuality to the bedroom, her love and protection to the child rearing, her support and enforcement of her husband's decisions and her boobs to the motorboat competition.


WIth the woman returning to her natural role in human society. Men will grow up healthier, more mindful, respectful to the opposite sex and more aware of what makes a man attractive and more importantly knowledge of how to attract a woman.


Behind a large percentage of bull-d*ke and subservient lesbians is a male sexual predator that subverted natural femininity and motherly instinct. Carpe DIem to Carpet Munching stem from their trust of the patriarch betrayed and their yearn for the male gaze. No mama bear at home to kill for her cubs, allowing the Illegal Aliens vs Child Predators to sniff and poke until Fertile wombs, turn to Temples of Doom. Hey lady, you call him Dr. Jones!


Anyway, the empty space in her heart, as well as the empty space in her genitals filled with a man she loves and the children she bears grants her a proper soul and in turn her body a glow with the biological clock fulfilled. Pantene PRO-V in her hair and pheromones that would have a Zombie Richard Simmons dry humping Mrs. Butterworth's until all that's left is syrup and the stench.


Nuclear wars are less scary with a mom, first days of school are less scary with a mom, playing silent hill is less scary with a mom, being born is less scary with a mom, even the absence of a mom bestows the human a stat boost, dying is less scary when your mom is on the other end waiting for you. Everything else, is infinitely harder without one.

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Nov 6, 2024

Um, no they won't.

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