Tiger Woods 99 OST

"EA Sports it's in the hole it's huge 9-to-5 low oil pressure....." ~Tiger Woods 99

Never to be confused with so ugly it's cute. So bad it's good appeals to more people than you think. More so than the consensus on whats good and whats bad. Being an inverse contrarian, I might give a fuck in retrospect.

Also nobody can ever call me racist for what I'm about to say. I bought his game, gave a fuck about irl golf for a few seconds and he had a hot wife for a while there, good on Tiger. But that pic in the thumb look at it and read this... "I'm DIddy! Hoo Hooo!"

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This needs a haiku....

Pizza Hut Uniform

Swinging wood pumping Stacies

Oops missed the ball ha!

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Fun fact: There is a Sims game made around this time. Your roommate is a weirdo night owl from what I remember. He gets up late at night and plays a piano... A two on my own coincidence scale when I study it by ear and it's the fucking lost track to Tiger Woods 99. It's an EA game for sure and there is no doubt, the dude that wrote the opener for TW99, is the father of weird night guys song. On my way in and out of the house one summer in 99'. My niece who was 8 year old gamer herself played that Sim game on the big TV in the living room. Sometimes at dusk, I'd get home and have 1/3 of a tank of marijuana high left and she would describe her game, like kids do. I'd hang out until the weirdo guy came out and played his tune. Noticing the synchronicity of myself just playing TW99 with other pizza delivery boys that day. No I didn't work at Pizza Hutt, my job was at the one my cousin owned. Up in the haiku there, the Pizza Hutt uniform refers to Tiger and his nike clothing. The internet wasn't that deeply informative yet (you're welcome btw) and I couldn't even find or even knew about Google until it was a huge thing. Will I look that game up and listen to the track? ... no... never... I haven't even asked my niece if she remembers her Sims game on the PSone. The time has come and passed, my memory fades, but my curiosity lasts, thanks to my own self deprivation my discipline holds fast. ~r d