Silly Self-insert Slut-shames Self

I believe I wrote an empowering article on how Kamala really didn't want to be president and that her beautiful woman only powers (not bj's, making sandwiches and shitting out a few kids, be civil) could help humanity if focused elsewhere.

This lady woke up on the wrong side of the shit sandwich and found all 0 of my negative comments about women and literally projected her own insecurities back onto herself and on her chest and mouth and stuff. Literally creamed and swallowed her own bullshit and got mad.

Look if you felt it was about you... it wasn't. If you felt that my slam dunk of the lady back up to her womanly pedestal included you... it didn't. Most everybody knows that I only play a misogynist when the ladies that love it are involved. But, there was nothing here for you in the first place, you came in mad, slipped in your own shit, got a free ticket to the burn ward care of rjd279, got more mad, posted some sort of family guy video to america's next top don't give a fuck-master and then complain that you didn't get a laugh.

Take some time off from the internet, fuck a bag of mcdoubles and pretend fabio is writing an article about you today. I give you permission. Overdose on Midol, m'lady and take this back to the group home with you, i love you, bitch.