Sexy, Horrifying and Cringy-Cool

Not a review, not even early thoughts. Yep, it's 2008's Metal Gear Fucking Solid 4 and it's damn refreshing right now.

Laughing Octopus is a Fox compared to the Hounds that inclusive gaming are passing off as women these days(I wouldn't know specific examples because I only relive or try to recreate my lost inner-manchild's gaming that I missed out on because of child spitting vaginas and jobs I grew to hate).

Literally the most attractive character I've seen in a game up until now. Also her creepiness factor almost outweighs her sexiness at times... not to mention there is a couple good jump scares thrown in too. Look I'm not getting anything to be honest, usually it looks like 30 cheetos stained fingers flapping on the keyboard. I'm not sure if the immersion is broken because you have to jump under the emulator's hood and tweak it every now and then. Actually that's exactly what it is. How fun is a ride in your new stolen car, when it runs like shit and can crash at any moment?

Whether anybody knows it or not yet. With the recent Master Editions and the upcoming Delta on its way, MGS is back! I'm not 100% sure that they picked the correct game to port/remaster/remake. So far MGS4 is the epitome of late 2010s game culture. From huge explosions, Huge titties and just look at this (female form accurate) angle of female proportion. I mean even ladies can pop a boner or two to Snake and his daddy issue friendly image. It's not just the unapologetic sexiness that charms the fuck out of me. Maybe it's the Adult Japanese Sci-fi craziness that I never knew I was missing.

If Peace Walker is a fairy tale with nukes and Ground Zeroes is a pussy stuffed with C4.. Then that makes MGS4 a 3AM action movie, only with the tits and fuck words edited out.

This game is that culmination of gross out ads, then sexual innuendo on to almost a C-movie jacking off to a B-movie and looking at itself in the mirror. We were cheated out of the true declination of America and the world as a whole by the Obama Administration. It was stolen from us and what was handed back isn't the debauchery that was taken. What we got back is somehow slimier, more diseased and almost a satanic mockery of our satanic mockery.

Hmmm... I'll get back to you guys. Hope you are enjoying yourselves this summer.