Ridge Racer (PSP) 2004 - Worst Extra Content Ever!

Back in the days of Angry Video Game Dudes and the cringe that imitated him, I was known as the Nosy Video Game Retard (it was a different time you know back when spiderman bit me and my retar...exceptional strength allowed me to choke out 3 teachers and hug the prettiest girl in class for 6 hours straight). Anyway I used to do stuff like ask how much your mom earned in welfare and why you still were playing an NES post 9/11, Why your dad  slept in the Garage and on the NES Power Pad when uncle Jamal stayed over and which seat in the house your sister most recently sat on and how does a boob feel when grasped through a Power Glove?

Well, I did it again (got nosy) and scoured the RIdge Racer (PSP) 2004 disc for video (scaled up from a poor person resolution of 480x272 to 1080p. as to not untrigger your autism or have you rip a cornea you pansy) and boy did I get... shit. Boring video... lame early 90s intros,  R4 in more blurry, yet not so blocky video (nice find) and a cringe  ending so embarrassing that I had to get up and walk around the room  hitting myself in the head until it was over (is that slang for  masturbation, who knows? I'm fucking retar... exceptional and shit).

With catch phrases like "Teach this sucker a lesson. MOVE OUT." "I got  my eye on you" and "I like your style kid." "Now show'em what you got."  You'll wonder why more kids didn't runaway from home when dad drank the  fucking drano, in your haste you failed to see your stalker in the bushes only to wake up tied up in his van while he admired how you  looked in your new ass-less chaps. What you got was ptsd and an std...  one of the stinky ones.

Enjoy and if you don't mind me asking... what is ur mom's maiden name and the first vehicle she ever owned and does she never not only play food based puzzle games?