Ridge Racer 2 (PPSSPP) - Texture Tga* Tutorial

Do not adjust your eyeballs (sort of miffed...? muffed? M.I.L.F.-ed... yeah...miffed that I have to ask you not to do that quite frankly). Yes, you did see a Machine from RR2 change skins from Megaman to Blanka to Akuma. Before you Hadouken (I'm still miffed and you still disappoint me) all over your crocs. No, Capcom didn't buy Namco then time travel back to 2006, then go back a little further and develop Ridge Racer 2 (they'd have to do it before RR2's development you pillock... why did you think that was the case? And time travel too? Fucking nerds... ). It's an HD TEXTURE PACK courtesy of Codyv59. Not much known (by me anyway) about this guy, but as THE Ridge Racer. I took one for the team (that's you guys) and verified it working and cool as well. I do have a bare bones tutorial around somewhere, but it turned into a video about gay cats along the way.

*Ummmm.... to those expecting .tga files. There is none, it's an attempt to be witty, garnered (garnished? gargled? Ganondorf-ed... garnered) with a blatant lie... ala Tekken Tag Tournement.... You're welcome, by the way and if explaining a joke makes it unfunny, then explaining the wit makes it less shit... I always... said... once.. this time. Maybe you will soon see why,...

Also does anybody NOT notice that the text crawl in the dotGif up there stays perfectly in sync despite the car model spazzing out...? I didn't know I was that good (I mean I knew, but just not that gooder than I was). I'm welcome, I guess.

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That 37 minutes will just fly by and only seem like 17 minutes... P.S.: Tekken Tag Tournament OST??? Does the article title ring any bells now?? Before you tell your mom a lie bro.. this vid is pre-HD-texture RR2. You fucking brat!

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Of course, these pics plucked from the updated texture pack aren't going to be a little creepy...

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Ridge Racer 2... honey, please... don't start with the fucking coincidences today... ok...?

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In game screenshot of the new textures, shows us that the dead nameless Rave Racer girl is now forgotten... plastered over by Reiko (another man taking a woman's job bros)... and oh yeah... it looks pretty.... look... that graphic looks nice... sick art thou...

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That's not Ken Griffey Jr's Baseball: Attorney at Law. It's the composer of Deadwood Drive and you'd know why a picture of him and that guy who killed his wife are being posted. If you'd just scour this fucking article for my references... thanks. Agent Smith:"Mr. Patterson, take the Blackpill (fuck off, this totally isn't racist)..." mOrpheus: "Neo! You finna be da one." Scott Patterson: "It was Scott Peterson, that killed his wife... Not me! I raped pets from A to Z. Anybody know where I can rent a Pangolin?" RJD: "Look at me... look at me... I'm retarded... Doing a Tokyo Drift can consume up to an 1/8th tank of gas... right? hurr... durr.... hehehe..."

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Just nope by that building at 300KM per hour... there isn't a dead man hanging from that ceiling....

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Wait... Splatterhouse is in RR2 somewhere now...? I mean I love that game, but does everything have to be cute Nihon (that's Japan to you gaijin)? Somebody stop them before the Nagasaki waifu pillows and Hiroshima Booth Babes start rolling out! Wait... let's see how they turn out, first...

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Hey! Somebody wrote all over the comparable distance of the 3251km traveled in RR2 converted to 2187 miles then measured using an online map from my hometown to Queerbec City, Middle Queerth!!! Damn, quee... kids, ah well quee... kids will be quee... kids. INCLUSION, you're welcome!

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HD Wallpaper of Orpheus Hanley

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Remember these are only creepy if.... Holy fuck, is that a fucking UFO (that's UAP to you nerd)!?

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Heihachi Mishima in what looks like a Hot Air Balloon... without the balloon..? Ha... ha... this.. is... fun.. : ^ (

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Like I was saying there isn't anything cree... MOMMY A SKELETON!!!

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See.. nothing wrong about this.... beautifu.... NUCLEAR FUCKING EXPLOSION SIGNALLING GOD's RETURN TO VANQUISH EVIL (at low, low prices btw) and WE'RE ALL EVIL! EVERY ONE OF US! Although I admitted it first... that should count for something... good luck. Nobody likes a copycat... get your own soul saving idea...

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Our stain knows no bounds.... Sort of cool, I think. I wonder if the dude knows of our pretend retardation and phlegmy keks from afar? I won't tell.

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Slick Willie...

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The end.... or is it....? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YEP, IT IS! : ^ p