Mettle Year Solid: The Protip That Never Came...

I'm sure there is easier ways than time traveling back to mid 2010s Japan and beating the shit out of Kojima before he ultra-giga- super-tards out and doesn't include this as canon... then I don't know... eating three types of ass for dinner under one roof... that's fish ass, cow ass and 13/10 waifu ass to you gaijin....

Just have fucking MSF train in plastique dildos, you dildo. This is Military Without Borders... that means gay shit with guns and weird straight shit with grenades at least... YOU just know Diamond Dogs was fucking the animals right...? btw, how do YOU know that? YOU're sick bro... way out of line.

With this protocol in place. Paz could have lived, I mean if you call surviving a dental check done through your privates (who ever says it can't be done is a loser virgin btw), repeatedly raped by interrogators that specialize (I know this is a taboo subject, so blame Kojima for writing it into my cringe overdose with a narcan chaser of cool af. But barring mental scars, Lt. Junior Rape made it either really hurt or it really felt good to her and/or then vice versa and don't tell me that's not how she-plumbing works) in it, joined by the weird and newly "rapey Spedro Gonzales" AKA Chico after Venom and the Boss crash their Ghetto Bird living.... and I do... I'd call it living.

Anyway, I don't remember if the instructor dude mentions that the Stun Knives aren't real and to just pretend to get zapped in the PSP version. But it's fucking hilarious and not only because the manlet msf beach battle bros really put in a great performance... even before told to do so.

If you are going to attempt emulation. Look into the last version to run PS3: Walker well, that version is rpcs3-v0.0.12-11023 and pick up the download of the PS3 HD Edition . Seeing as it's around ~650mb, you can be emulating this in less than 5 minutes. But what do I know? maybe Hillbilly Jim's great-little brother-cousin-grandson is shotgunning a gold plated 13/10 GB connection and incest is just as strong as the force is with him... I DON'T KNOW....

Huh..? Why would the Subsumption OST DLC need a remake now too? Fuck... I knew this would come up...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you never know.. anything could happen..but it's a 99.999999% chance it won't, so get off my fucking back.

Who the fuck said that...!? You didn't see this before... in 4K that is... lazy and unoriginal just fucking go together bro. Forgive me just this time... ok, I know by that look in your eye... that everything will be ok.... then Gramma will slip in the bathroom again... on the turd she shit into her hand then attempted to chip in to the sink Tiger Woods 99' style... what a time to go 3 over par.. amirite?