Kojima's Retarded Shit ~ ?/lots of fucking things

Daily reminder that "Naked" "Big" "Saladin" "Boss" "Snake" has a jigsaw implanted in his chest. It's a copy of the shape of the cesarean section scar, that The Boss (Joy) was left with after giving birth to Ocelot on the battlefield. You can't make this shit up... unless you are Kojima that is and even then.... imagine if he had explosives hidden in 1 to 1 exact copies of stretch marks modeled after The Boss' (Joy) and a couple of Milker's up to her enhanced breast-feeding specs that sprayed coolant and he used the nips to remotely control a missile. These are on the exact same BDU's on head, boss-tarded level as a MAN (supposedly the manliest) storing a saw in his chest's imaginary baby scar.

Haha, the truth is fucking crazier and several times more retarded than fiction... but if YOU beat up the truth, YOU get in trouble even if the truth started it... bullshit... "you can't hit him he's special..." you call him putting me in a vise like head lock, to where I heard an audible crack from someplace somewhere in my neck/spine/skull a special delivery from the guy that hugged the prettiest (the goth was hotter i say) girl in school for 6 hours straight, while he fought off multiple school staff and emergency personnel? Who was later lured out of the gym closet, that he and the chick was wedged in by a promise that he could eat pizza with the pony-fucking-version of Gandalf, whilst listening to Radio Disney... Imagine having that special of a relative, so gifted with the force, where we are all honorary retards for generations... We don't even qualify to be frightened of Roku's Basilisk (the evil A.I. dude is literally in my HDTV right now and he's nice, let's me watch tv and shit) or whatever because A.I. believes we're fucking exempt... Jesus knows the world would benefit from his infinite bread loaves and fish trick, but he's contractually obligated to say "lol, that guy is even more special... #metoo... #stayinschooldummy " WOW! WHAT A FUCKING BLESSING... bullshit...

@ 11:08 in the video

It's not a good workout unless Vic Boss' nipples hurt and after it ends in a gushing menstrual cramp.... eww.... Operation Intrude N313 was compromised because of a bout of Postpartum Depression and the onset of Menopause.

(I'm not just talking shit... This is Kojima people, this is his vision come to fruition like god (who subcontracted with konami and sony) willed it. ~rjd)