Extreme Hot Dogs

Lets take a moment to remember to crack a window for our 4 legged friends... No, not that 4 legged friend that can squeeze out of a dime sized hole in anything... no, come on... not that 4 legged friend we have trapped and on display in a zoo... no, are you high... not that 4 legged ~friend that we friend requested just so we can bide our time and eventually create a post calling their mom fat...  no, not that 4 legged friend we test mascara and stridex pads on... whatever, a spider has 8, you asshole... also, NO... be serious bro, not that 4 legged friend that we are going to sacrifice to Molag Bal at 3am... and no, not those 4 legged friends we stalk, shoot and eat... and also no, are you crazy... not that 4 legged friend we are pretending to be friends with just to hook up with their sister.

You know the ones that just cannot keep their furry asses out of the car, whether it be a trip to the drug dealer, gramma's bday trip to the dollar store or your trip to the drug dealer and the Target next to the dollar store on gramma's bday? Also, pour one out for the victims of an extremely horrifying (extremely fucking hilarious) extreme new trend: Xtreme Hot Dogging (pic extremely related).

Stay extremely crunchy bros...

haha, I like how the vid caught the "New Dad: Carl or Lenny?" joke right before this... I'd choose Lenny, cause dude pretty much trans-schizophrenically reminded Homey of the plant's Dental Plan and... that's...  just awesome. Thank you Lenny... no, thank you, maybe DAD. Happy belated possible Fathers Day, Lenny.