Black Yoshi - Mario Kart - Android

How does Black Yoshi make you feel? Last week on Mario Kart for Android, I seen him rolling, but wasn't hating. Ride dirty all you want I always say (seriously I tell my mom that her car interior is fucking disgusting on the way to gamestop.... .com while using her phone). When I first seen him creeping on the come up, I sat for a second and thought that this has to be offensive right? I mean I seen the Red Yoshi and didn't get pre-offended thinking that anybody was calling him Chief Wino-saur or imagining life together with the Yellow Yoshi until a more shorter and more kawaii one comes along. I instantly sat back and thought "oh no, you didn't Nintendo" you just busted a cap in your own ass foot dogs. Until I realized that no matter how much Japan hates Gaijin or anything else foreign. Black Yoshi, is just a Yoshi thats colored Black. He has no racial baggage pre-packed by Nintendo, he's just doing his thang, riding around with unrestrained baby marios and drive-by shooting shy-guys and shit.


I'm not saying there should be a problem or hoping their will be. I think that it's nice to not have to worry about another racial problem or trigger, but it sucks that I'm instantly head-shy about how people (not people as in you/them people, I mean as a society of equal people. 1 black + 1 white + 1 asian + 40 illegal aliens + 1 native american equals "=" the actual equal sign to me. I failed 6th grade math, because of how unracist I am) are going to react to certain shit.

And BTW! I was already planning to close the android window to my google wallet and change the pins on my debit cards, BEFORE I seen Black Yoshi on my phone. I swear, I swear, please believe me. Also this has no bearing on why I stopped using all my cute white girl drivers in the game, like Peach and Rosanna. I just didn't feel like using them anymore and it has nothing do with the fact that there is a Black Yoshi in Mario Kart for android. And I really did butt-dial 911 by mistake and JOKINGLY reported my little mushroom car stolen... before BY showed up, why won't you believe me!?!?!?!?