Avast Ye Salty Dogs

I haven't seen a more saltier crew of salty people since Mr. Peanut fucked Pickle Rick in the ass at the height of Salt-Fest 99' after the great campbell's soup flood and eventual tsunami when grandma was acting like a dumb bitch and used salt instead of sugar in our pure sugar water 44oz sodas.

UPDATE

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I was told that this was also happened at the pretzel eating context sponsored by lays potato chip on national Sodium day. That sounds fucking retarded if ye ask me.

Take a break, you dogs.