Attention Poison Serpent Coming Through

Just a little sign I threw together to sex up a thumbnail. Hopefully I don't stick it in the wrong hole again.

Heads Up Contaminant Laden Ophidian Pathway

Yo! Toxic Reptile Runway

Just Letting You Know Biting Boa Discourse

MOM! Dangerous Rattlesnake Areas

Beware Bacteria-biting Bellycrawler Bridge

Hey Queen! Penis-biting Flamboyant Snake-Eater-beater-face skeeter Parade Route

Sup Motherfucker, why all these snakes fucking crawling across roads and shit? Get these mother-fucking snakes on a motherfucking plane NOW!

Is there really a snake that crosses the road? Find out here! (p.s.: There might be, but probably isn't, but then again, you never know, stranger things have happened, although usually don't, unless somehow it does, don't hold your breath, the odds are stacked against it, but statistically over space time infinity it happens an infinite amount of times, if you're lucky that is)