"Hello, Pandoreans, Deviants, Men and/or Women, today I, Claptrap, will be telling you a story about The Vault Hunters and their quest to-"
"-OW! WHO THREW THAT ALLEN WRENCH AT ME!?"
"CLAPTRAP, YOU'RE NOT NARRATING!"
"WHY NOT!? I GAVE UP A TRIP TO THE APPLE MANUFACTURING PLANT FOR THIS!"
"BECAUSE FIRST I CREATED THIS STORY IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND NOBODY IS NARRATING!"
"OH-HO-HO! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE CREATOR OF THIS FIC MEANS YOU'RE THE BOSS MAN HERE!? WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YA! I DON'T CA-Wait w-what are you doing with that crowbar? W-wait don't do this man! I'll b-be under your command just don-OH SPHINCTERS! HEL-"