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frictionmcgee

Rohan McBarkis III
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  • Deviant for 19 years
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My Bio
Current Residence: mofo silicon valley
Favourite genre of music: John Ra
Favourite photographer: what in the world is goin on
Favourite style of art: when did we get all this technology
Operating System: where should i sit
MP3 player of choice: you want me to sit on that gum?
Shell of choice: no? ok.
Favourite cartoon character: the devil
Personal Quote: who stole my boat?

Favourite Visual Artist
god - what a clever bastard
Favourite Movies
ill eat your brain
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
im the toughest
Favourite Games
still flirtatious interactions even though ive lost this game times beyond count
Favourite Gaming Platform
t
Tools of the Trade
my toolish mind
Other Interests
cuttin wafers and doin drugs

hihihiihhihihi

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im peeking through the window,  im seeing where i was, i, s;owly leaving ,the ants are weaving space time, they construct a race crime i face the chime and listen to the buzz
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must rejuvinate --focus my lens-- rehydrate--reexamine my intentions--soak in the rain--jump off this train--land in the grass--roll to a stop--brush off my ass--pick up a mop- work for money shop till you drop
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Befuddlement

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im a green light shiner lookin like Brent Spiner from Star Trek commander data ridin' an elevata through a wormhole while jean luc piccard sucks his pole and shines up his favorite mole gettin ready for a game of pong with Marty his favorite klingon- bitch-- watchin a bootlegged copy of lilo and stitch the enterprise is stuck in a ditch the dude from reading rainbow is drunk- tellin me how he found his niche beatin off in your uncles porridge
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Ooh must say I didn't believe you when you wrote me about the scanner,.. but after having a look at ur gallery I do. And I must say,..I had a laugh! But you r good at it!
Thx for ur nice comment :dygel: by the way I use a Fuji Finepix S7000
i swivel as the turns of my coat catch an upward squall, and wave frantically goodbye with a jaunty trot. i am hit down by a bus; never mind.
schopenhauer's hero!
avast there, landlubber! i be not so bad after all!
for gods sakes, dont end up in the same dire straits as me you nincompoop! although now i think of it, more accurately itd be a lagoon. a swamp of stagnation and death trapping whoever ventures a thought outside the conventional side of the flow. a big thanks from mother nature for all our efforts.

just why i allude to myself as a fish there is another conundrum. but be sure if i were a fish, id be a pirate fish, swimming apart from all the shoals, and glowering at other fish. id take immeasurable joy in plundering their eggs and plotting against flounders, that fucking epitomization of everything thats awry with us fish.

mind you, the way ive been going i probably am turning into a lachrymal-gland void fish. i certainly havent shed a tear for the longest now, and the last time i blubbered, was i 7? adolescence (the time in your life where you're taught how to be a machine) really dulled my emotion. it stands to reason that if your own currency devalues you will spend less abroad i suppose.
u know... i wish u did make me cry... i cant even remember when the last time i cried was, but im pretty sure it was years ago...
everyday of this unrelenting life is something to cry about. wooohoo im sure im setting myself up for some kinda great collpase or fall later on... its like watching a bullet in slow motion and doing nothing... wee
oh no! i made you cry!

sowwy! i never meant to offend you to a point where you wouldnt reply! i only meant to offend you to a point where you would :finger: