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When you go to buy a parking permit online, you have three choices: gold, blue, and red. Naturally, gold sounds like the best permit to go for. This is not the case however: gold sucks. Gold lots are on the outskirts of the campus, while blue and red lots are sprinkled liberally amongst the buildings.

Actually you don't have much of a choice. Blue permits can only be won through a lottery, and I have no idea how to get a red permit.