Jokesterrap's Saddle Row Review Interview

"Dude, this is my cousin we're talking about. I love her, but another boutique sounds like waaaaay too much pressure."

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"A horn that honks when you open the door? Why the applebuck didn't I think of that? I really need to install one in my joke shop."

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"Yeah, she didn't handle it well at all."

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"I sure hope this is the last boutique she opens. If I were her, I'd have a meltdown if I opened a fourth boutique! You should have seen how frazzled she was when one of the dresses at her Canterlot boutique became popular!"

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"Fashion pretty much sucks in my opinion, but even I loved the boutique!"

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