Well, barbaric life is full of surprises. You raid a castle to loot, pillage and rape but the lady of the house has been lonely for too long and is far from scared of you. Bummer, right?
On the original the barbarian is not wearing that cover under his loincloth by the way. His not too modest power tool was actually pointing at things to come but I thought that might be a little too much for this platform.
Oh, if you drop an axe like that be very careful to not have your foot under it. You'll walk funny for the rest of your life!