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Now :iconlegendarymotherfucka:
Fuck that, my girlfriend and I abhor it.
FUCK, FUUUUCK, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I'll have to shell out some fuckin' money to get some fucking headphones, what the fuck? How am I supposed to enjoy myself and jack off at the library (yes, I masturbate at a library, and yes it's where no one sees me)? Ugh, and right now, I'm fucking broke, shit, just, shit, FUCK, FUCK!!
DonkeyRapinShitEater and Geth-VI got suspended, and I got ahold of them and they both wanted me to share the news:

DRSE:
-Will be moving accounts after the suspension is done, but for now, he'll be playing Halo 4 and cheering for the Baltimore Ravens at the Super Bowl tomorrow.
-Will continue being a jackass.
-He also bragged to me that he got suspended from both devianTART and PlayStation Network.

Geth-VI:
-Will move accounts after the suspension is done.
-We will be coming up with names for Geth's new account.
-Will still lead the group Venefiroua, with a new account.
-And Geth will reveal Geth's true gender once Geth makes the account, is Geth male, female, or transgendered? We won't know til the day Geth makes the account.
  • Listening to: Never Surrender - Combichrist
  • Playing: House of the Dead: OVERKILL
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This one:

Mature Content

Rant: Douchebag by Fragdog
  • Listening to: Never Surrender - Combichrist
  • Playing: Tekken Tag Tournament 2
Check my page, motherfuckers.

(I only do stamps right now, that's because I fucking suck at art)
  • Listening to: Never Surrender - Combichrist
  • Playing: Tekken Tag Tournament 2
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And according to DUSKvsDAWN, I am a troll but actually, I'm just a fucking pain in the ass, I'm not a fuckin' troll, just a fuckin' pain. ;)
  • Listening to: Pigskin by Hollywood Undead
  • Playing: Halo 4
Hoo-rah! My state team (I'm Californian) is going to the Super Bowl, although I'll be cheering for the Baltimore Ravens.
  • Listening to: Pigskin by Hollywood Undead
  • Playing: Halo 4
-Name/username: I'd prefer to keep my name a secret.
-Birthday: October 21st.
-Current age: 17.
-Nationality: American (I'm Native American).
-Current residence: California.
-Person I stole this meme from: DiscordedNightmare

Favorite things

-Favorite sea creature: Sharks.
-Favorite type of vehicle: Ford Mustang (post-2005 models).
-Favorite time of day: Night time.
-Favorite article of clothing: Shirt.
-Favorite period of history: WWII.
-Favorite word: Fuck.

Wishlist

-A country I'd like to visit: Japan.
-A talent I don't have but would like to have: Other than tournament skills for some games, vocal singing.
-A subject I wish I could take in school: Coding.
-A fictional thing I wish was real: Unicorns.
-Something I want to do before I die: Visit Japan.
-Something I wish had happened in a movie or book: What.

If I were...

-If I were an animal, I would be a: Cat.
-If I were given the opportunity to go into space, I would: Exile everyone to the fucking moon.
-If I were to develop a superpower, my superpower would be: X-Ray Vision, so I can look at women's tits and vaginas.
-If I were able to use a time machine, I would: No, because I'd fuck everything up.
-If I were an actor, my favorite role would be: Anti-Role Model character, like Bender.
-If I were able to meet my idol, living or dead, it would be: George Carlin.

Music

-A song that makes me happy: The fuckin' majority of Hollywood Undead songs.
-A song that makes me sad: Don't fucking know.
-A song I can't stop listening to: Pigskin by Hollywood Undead.
-A song I can't stand: Almost anything on the fuckin' radio.
-A song I like to sing: Pigskin by Hollywood Undead.
-A song I wish I'd written: Wat.

Least favorite things

-Least favorite food: Carrots.
-Least favorite chore to do: Dishes.
-Least interesting outing: Uh...
-Least favorite hairstyle: Mohawks, they look fugly.
-Least favorite subject at school: Math, of fuckin' course.
-Least favorite season: Winter.

Love it/Hate it
-Internet drama: Sometimes.
-Reality TV: No, fuck no.
-Going to social gatherings/parties: Eh.
-Canned laughter/laughter tracks on comedy shows: FUCK NO.
-Coffee: No.
-Gift wrapping things: No.

And finally
-Do you like to daydream?: NO.
-Where would you like to be in a year's time? I dunno.
-Are you afraid of the dark? For some fuckin' reason, yes.
-Do you like looking at the sky, night or day? Yes. c:
-Did you enjoy the last movie you watched? The last movie I watched was The Dark Knight Rises, so fuck yes.
-If you met a version of you from another dimension, let's say a fantastical, crazy dimension, what do you think your other self would be like? Probably the nicest guy in the world, and someone who didn't choose to lost his virginity at age 15.
  • Listening to: Pigskin by Hollywood Undead
  • Playing: Halo 4
Yep yep, happy 2013, wow, 2012 was shitty.
  • Playing: Halo 4
I survived another apocalypse, fuck yeah.

World ends in millions of fucking years anyway.
  • Playing: Halo 4
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Fucking kidding me? That stupid nigger interrupted The Simpsons for me, what the fuck!? Not did the nigger interrupt the 49ers game but he also interrupted The Simpsons for me? Why? >:C That's fucking horrible.

Well, not like the Dallas Cowboys were playing anyway.
  • Playing: Halo 4
And if you think so to, "Put this in your sig if the Newton, Conneticut shooting made you laugh."

Too soon!
  • Playing: Halo 4

Yep, fuck the shit!
  • Playing: Halo 4
And I told him that he's stealing from Microsoft, what did he say? He told me that the marketplace is glitched out and they won't do fucking shit to him, and it's the Crimson Map Pack, which costs 800 Microsoft Points/$10 USD.

Good for him. c:
  • Playing: Halo 4
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (anyone who does this should be fucking ashamed)
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[x] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you. (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NO)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green. (cuz of weed)
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total:1

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[x] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 8

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math. (Ha!)
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched degrassi. (it sucks)
Total: 3

According to this quiz, I am black. o0
  • Playing: Halo 4
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Fucking Dragonborn, hurry the fuck up and come out so I have another excuse to play less Halo 4 with my girlfriend (we're up to the sixth mission).

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
  • Playing: Halo 4
Changing icon.
  • Playing: Halo 4
Call my icon a "Nazi" icon.
  • Playing: Halo 4
I have to say that Too Many Pinkie Pies is the best one of the season so far.
  • Playing: Halo 4