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Matt Garner
United States
Name: FractiousLemon.
Age: Old enough to know better.
Gender: Lemon
Sexuality: Citrusexual
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Humor.
Dislikes: Being stabbed in the eye with a protractor.
Skills: Voice imitation, laser eye beams.
Weaknesses: Manic depression.
Catch Phrase: "I need a new catch phrase."
I'm late to the party here, but I'm very amused by the fact that the Kirin episode of My Little Pony was essentially an allegory for freedom of speech. Much like the obvious comparison to Communism in a previous storyline, it's a subject you rarely see in a children's show, and it was handled excellently for all ages to understand without it being preachy. I hate to jump on the whole "in these trouble times" bandwagon, but the current social climate we find ourselves in is a very good time for such a topic to be approached so well. Plus I loved that song. It's going right into my list of "Personal Mottos That Were Originally Said by Cartoon Characters but That Doesn't Make Them Any Less Relevant."

'Cause rainbows won't light up the sky
Unless you let it rain
And candles just won't glow until they're burned
No, you can't give up your laughter
'Cause you're scared of a little pain
It's a lesson that my village never learned


(And for those who will immediately jump up tell me that it wasn't about freedom of speech, let us not overlook how much Autumn mourned the loss of artistic expression when her people took a vow of silence.)


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wryy69 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
are you the earthbound guy
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2018
Okay, so now that I'm actually aware of what all this is about (at least, I think I am), allow me to respond to you anew.

Yes. I am "The EarthBound Guy." No, my hack was not meant to be taken seriously. Yes, I do think the game is pretentious. And, yes, I likewise find it hilarious that people are so offended that I don't like a video game and said that it's pretentious.

But, no, I didn't write the hack with the goal of hurting anyone's feelings. It was a bunch of dumb jokes that weren't worth getting upset about. I don't know why people take those kinds of things so personally.
wryy69 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
i'm not offended i just think you're a hypocrite 
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2018
You'd be accurate in that assumption.
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2018
"The EarthBound Guy"? You mean the guy who made the Mother 2.1 hack?
PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist Writer

I shall drink to your health on your birthday!

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Or non-alcoholic if you prefer that! Sweating a little...
AfroJedi1 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018
Happy Birthday! :)
Flashshadow Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist

Happy Birthday! :party: :iconfuncakeplz: :party:

FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2018
Once again, someone sends me what I truly want every year!
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