New Dr. X Merch

New merchandise in the FractiousLemon shop!

Finally you can absolve yourself of any and all culpability when you inform tailgaters that you voted for a cartoon character in the last election with the Dr. X bumper sticker. No longer will you be mistaken for a person who makes rational decisions! Hooray!

Also there’s a new shirt. It’s kind of a play on the skull and crossbones thing. See, because the crossed bones look like an X and that’s his name? I don’t know. I can’t overhype everything, people. Just buy it.