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Journal Entry: Wed Oct 31, 2012, 12:25 PM



Hope you are all having a spooktacular Halloween! Here's a chance for you to win some dA goodies. Complete the blanks in the statement below. Funniest entries will win a surprise!

:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, aunjuli likes to dress up as __________ and ______________ her ___________.

:pumpkin: godofodd has a tattoo of a ____________ on his _______.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, MidnightExigent is going to roast a ___________ and serve with ______ & ______.

:pumpkin: ewm likes to spin ________ and make _________.

:pumpkin: damphyr likes to listen to ________ as she ____________.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, dxd was a ___________.

:pumpkin: Today, kozispoon has a big _____ on and it's ______.

:pumpkin: realitysquared once worked in a ______________ store.

:pumpkin: Tachy-on likes to ________ for ______.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, y2jenn got a ________ on her ______.

:pumpkin: Ikue has just left to _____________ his _________.

:pumpkin: Today, fourteenthstar asked renonevada to __________ her ___________.

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Arichy Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
and who won :noes:
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UnicornReality Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as $fourteenthstar and steal her identity.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a face on his face.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a moustache and serve with beards & pubes.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin tortoises and make faces at owls.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to gangam style as she meets sexy laaadies.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a twilight fanclub manager.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big mankini on and it's arousing.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a beef products store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to dig for moles.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a moustache on her elbow.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to seduce his picachu.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to "carve" her "pumpkin".
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Rosary0fSighs Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as lamp and have deep and meaningfuls with her refridgerator.
:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of trollface on his left ear
:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a butcher and serve with intenstine sausages & fillet mignon-midgets.
:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin webs of lies and make those little raffia things that were there only the night before...
:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to relaxation tapes as she proeeds to hide the bodies...
:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a professional booze-hound.
:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big coat on and it's hiding the suspenders and the garter belt.
:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a taxidermy store.
:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to tarr and feather colleagues for casual fridays.
:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a restraining order taken out on her for stalking Elton John.
:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to have his beard plaited.
:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to run away with her to vegas for a shotgun wedding.
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as The Doctor and menace her Dalek figurines.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a hobo on his bum.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a bishop and serve with oranges & lemons.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin plates and make souffle, simultaneously.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to Rebecca Black as she loves Fridays.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a kissogram.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big sombrero on and it's marzipan, cocount, and chocolate.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a Thrift store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to plait his leg hair for Church choir.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a large (cat paw shaped) bruise on her noggin.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to water his fake plants.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to go shot for shot with her, drinking her home distilled gin.
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zilla774 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to clean her front room.

Seriously, have you seen how messy it is? i mean, sure there's acceptable levels of clutter, but MY GOD that room is unbelievable. About time the carpet saw daylight, that's all I'm saying... Mind you i cant help thinking it's very rude of her to ask for help when she's quite capable of doing it herself. Lazy? Much? But then, if she wasn't, perhaps we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place, hmm?
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icefire8521 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as a narwhal and run around town screaming while pretending to be Tarzan.
:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a Princess Leia on his thigh.
:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a turkey and serve with duck inside of it & then stuff a chicken in it. (Turducken!)
:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin wool from ewes and make gold. (Rumplestiltskin!)
:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to Marianas Trench as she is in love with Josh Ramsay.
:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a professional scarer. (Monsters, Inc!)
:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big collection of Marvel figurines on and it's on a special shelf were she play's with it every night in her basement is secret.
:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a Pi store. (You heard me correctly, a PI store where everything is $3.14 each!)
:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to dress up as a girl for every Wednesday.
:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a teardrop tattoo on her cheek.
:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to murder Justin Bieber at his private VIP tour.
:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to buy her a milkshake so that the boys will come to her yard.

I don't know what happened here.
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The-Golden-Knight Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as Kiki and brush her pussy (cat, that is).

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a McZee on his penis.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a turtle dove and serve with partridge & pears.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin webs and make people get snared into them for her kinky foreplay.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to Metallica as she flips the bird at Justin Beaver.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a hitman.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big grin on and it's scaring $Spyed.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a hat store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to eat swords for breakfast.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a sore on her tongue.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to jump off his rooftop, screaming "I'm Batman!"

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to pin her first dollar on the wall.


I don't care if I'm not funny. I'm more of an "epic" thinker, not a "funny" one; unless I'm half-asleep. I do like the "eat swords" bit, right out of "Youtube Poop". I'm going there to get inspiration for a rewrite! :sprint:
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Nyiana-sama Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
:lol: $godofodd's butt seems to be a very popular spot for his tattoo.
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BeautyInFlesh Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as an astronaut and zoom around her office.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a Carebear on his left buttock.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a pirate and serve with bone stew & parrot pie.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin threads and make zombies.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to dubstep as she eats brains.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a hot yoga instructor.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big carrot costume on and it's fantabulous!

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a slaughter store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to give you up for Rick Astley.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a big wart on her nose.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to dispose of his victim.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to mash her potatoes.
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MiloticScale Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as Taylor Swift and paint her toenails.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a Fiona on his buttocks.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a squirrel and serve with tea & cucumbers.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin around and make chunks fly.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to porn as she squeegees her basement.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a traveling gypsy.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big bra on and it's sagging.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in an adult store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to ask for raises.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a mole on her earlobe.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to disinfect his panties.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to remove her toe jam.
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y2jenn Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012   General Artist
I got a lot of weird things on my weird things.
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as Mighty Mouse and shake her tail.

$godofodd has a tattoo of a RSS web server on his inner ear.

For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a banned deviant and serve with awesomesauce & failflakes.

$ewm likes to spin deviantART doctrine and make history rewrite itself.

$damphyr likes to listen to the voices in her head as she consults a psychiatrist.

Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a male stripper who cosplayed as Deadpool.

Today, $kozispoon has a big nose on and it's irritating `noseSHARK.

$realitysquared once worked in a porn store.

$Tachy-on likes to dumpster-dive for Big Mac wrappers.

A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a tarantula on her shoe, and it hasn't left yet.

$Ikue has just left to play with his Pokemon deviantART Green edition.

Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to raid her panties.
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Mirz123 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
I fail at these. But it's funny reading the other entries. :D
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vanmall Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as Bella and look for her vampire soulmate.

$godofodd has a tattoo of a shopping list on his arm.

For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a 99designs and serve with amusement & joy.

$ewm likes to spin coins and make future investment plans according to it.

$damphyr likes to listen to the latest CD about Heidi's words of wisdom as she slowly sneaks out of the window to go home.

Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a deeply religious atheist.

Today, $kozispoon has a big grin on and it's starting to catch on.

$realitysquared once worked in a underground llama trading & shipping store.

$Tachy-on likes to collect different kinds of strings for his contribution in string theory.

A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a hat tattoo on her head.

$Ikue has just left to award his journal CSS with daily deviation.

Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to throw her into jar of hearts.
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TheCreativeJenn Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as A Narwhal Queen and serenade her distressedComm OPs team.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a god on his .... odd.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a print-making deviant and serve with B & W.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin Timon and Pumbaa's bug delicacies and make bugstep dubstep.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to Waking the Demon by Bullet for my Valentine as she wakes up to another day in the deviantART Help Desk Department.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a terrorist with a strong infatuation for My Little Pony and Sesame Street.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big ego on and it's killing everyone's dalmations.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a Kinky Kinko Krafts store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to Gangnam Style for profit at work.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a Gerserbermp Berk on her per sterb.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to reclaim his position as Thunder God thanks to a party invite he received from Thor.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to "'EYYYYY SEXY LADY." her hourglass figure.
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PennyHorrible Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as glue huffer and glues tissues to her face.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of The Dude on his rug that ties the place together.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a human spine and serve with Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies & a side of Soylent Green.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin Pond Scum and make scarves.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to My Little Pony Jams as she sips midnight martinis.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a deadpool race car driver.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big Corgi on and it's a royal howl!

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in an Escher Staircase store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to beta test for the human race.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a zombie dinosaur on her Iron Chef.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to plank on his Ed, Edd and Eddy... plank.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to Kiss, kiss, bang, bang, bang her Uncle Reno McMeanie-Butt.

I tried to make these personalized and incorporate your interests based on your DA profiles! Had a lot of fun :) Happy Halloween!


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kozispoon Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Student General Artist
I approve of corgi gear. Yes I do :la:
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PennyHorrible Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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Arichy Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as SpongeBob SquarePants and dancing with her snail.

$godofodd has a tattoo of a pink heart on his buttocks.

For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a bone and serve with pasta & sauce béchamel.

$ewm likes to spin music and make Nunchaku .

$damphyr likes to listen to hard rock as she wearing duck costume.

Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a bouncer in a bar.

Today, $kozispoon has a big *censored* on and it's nose.

$realitysquared once worked in a retro-magazine store.

$Tachy-on likes to run for his 60 kg weight.

A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a toy on her imagination.

$Ikue has just left to zoo to feed his lions.

Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to watch her home-video when she was young .
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WhenPigsFry Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as batman and check her AOL mail account.

$godofodd has a tattoo of a drunken rabbit on his thumb.

For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a penguin and serve with mac & cheese.

$ewm likes to spin records and make chicken noises.

$damphyr likes to listen to Frank Sinatra as she head-bangs.

Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a traveling gnome.

Today, $kozispoon has a big eye patch on and it's blue with pink dots.

$realitysquared once worked in a Jesus bobble-head store.

$Tachy-on likes to scream for icecream.

A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a hairy wart on her nose.

$Ikue has just left to check on his pet lion.

Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to alphabetise her spice rack.
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James--Steele Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
There are Jesus bobble-head stores? I've got to find one! :iconweeeplz:
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WhenPigsFry Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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James--Steele Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:whisper: I'm going to buy twelve.
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WhenPigsFry Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao:
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James--Steele Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wow. Just wow.
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James--Steele Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This was much harder than anticipated. :lmao:

:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as +spyed and throw water bottles at her favorite vocalist, Justin Bieber.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a $dxd on his lower right thigh.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a ^3wyl (sorry, 3wyl) and serve her with parmesan cheese & habanero peppers.
:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin spectacular webs (as she's a spider in disguise :ninja:) and make Tootsie Rolls from scratch.

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to preteens recite Spongebob quotes as she eats pickles right out of the jar.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a part-time Easter Bunny who would travel out to rich kids' homes and give out lots of Peeps because they could afford it. Kids with families of smaller incomes would get Werther's Caramels, but hey, they're delicious.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big Hillary Clinton costume on and it's surprisingly ravashing. ;).

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a delish "Gourmet Grilled Cheese" store/joint.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to frequent Barnes & Noble for practicing his PUA skills.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a B on her History of Delaware midterm.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to polish his collection of golden llamas.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to buy her a latte and a basket of mini-muffins. Let's just say that that did not go well.

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hazlenutx2 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as Snagglepuss and Shave her Cat.

$godofodd has a tattoo of a Hello Kitty on his Kitty.

For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a $fourteenthstar and serve with Wine & Cheese.

$ewm likes to spin Webs and make Soup.

$damphyr likes to listen to Porcupine Tree as she Sits on the throne.

Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a Coat Rack.

Today, $kozispoon has a big Hat on and it's Pink.

$realitysquared once worked in a Adult Novelty store.

$Tachy-on likes to Fap for Cash.

A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a Tattoo on her Butt.

$Ikue has just left to Wash his Cat.

Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to Blow her Hair.



I'm so lame. :lol:
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Nyiana-sama Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
:lol: I'm so horrible at these things. I just don't know how to be funny, especially when I have to think about it, but here goes nothing.

:pumpkin: When not hard at work in the CEA Team, $aunjuli likes to dress up as a narwhal and engage in epic battles with her eternal rival, King Unicorn.

:pumpkin: $godofodd has a tattoo of a Sailor Moon on his left butt cheek.

:pumpkin: For Halloween dinner, $spinegrinder is going to roast a quail and serve with bananas & pickles.

:pumpkin: $ewm likes to spin leek and make weird meme impressions

:pumpkin: $damphyr likes to listen to the pokemon theme song as she holds the Fella plushies hostage.

:pumpkin: Before working in Community Operations, $dxd was a stripper dressed as a clown.

:pumpkin: Today, $kozispoon has a big horse head mask on and it's scaring the neighbors.

:pumpkin: $realitysquared once worked in a posh novelty gift store.

:pumpkin: $Tachy-on likes to taunt llamas for free candy.

:pumpkin: A few weeks ago, $y2jenn got a llama on her bosom.

:pumpkin: $Ikue has just left to worship his panda.

:pumpkin: Today, $fourteenthstar asked $renonevada to worship her gummy bear collection.
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