I didn't plan on writing this, but after my monkey story and Wakka popping up twice I just ended up writing it.  As I typed it up things just kept happening and the story took on a life of it's own.  Things happened I hadn't planned on.  Rikku talked a lot more than I'd planned.  Anyways, here's this.  
All characters are property of Square Enix and all that jazz.  They even own the Al Bhed language, which I've caught myself using in real life lately.