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Interview with the vampire is so bad...

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SaguinousKane Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009   Writer
Twilight is better hands down, the vampires from Interview are gay. It's movie was also pitiful, and Tom Cruise can't act and is a stupid scientologist while Brad pitt looked like a girl. Seriously, it had no emotion of plot it's just stupid.
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Xerces Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
Flame bait
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SaguinousLane Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Kane, I completely agree with you. These idiots around DeviantArt know nothing about true film or art. Twilight was much better, by far. Edward is so dark and deep and the whole story is filled with dark and steaming plot and emotion. Anne Rice can't write at all... Twilight is now a classic!
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SaguinousLane Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
I seriously agree, I know exactly where you're coming from. This inconsiderate idiots just don't understand. Twilight is full of emotion and power and excellence. Anything Anne Rice writes is just a rip off of Stephanie Meyer.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Ok, TWO ripoff accounts is a little much. You, fight with :iconsanguinouskane: and the winner report back to me.
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RebeccaFrank Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
And Twilight's movie isn't pitiful? It was entirely awkward and the acting was horrid.

At least Anne Rice can write well and has a vocabulary that involves more than ten descriptive adjectives. That, and her vampires don't sparkle.

I enjoyed Twilight (the books, not the movie), actually. But there is absolutely no comparison between Meyer and Rice.
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Yoruichi-Sensei Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Student General Artist
:iconlolwuttwilightplz:
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LOVEintheSNOW Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist
...You told us why the other movie sucks, but can you give me one reason why Twilight is good?
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Navagon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Hi Princess!
Still in love with fictitious glittery parasites, I see. Good, good.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I think you're too late, he's stopped replying.



So he can fap.
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Navagon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
The Princess is in another forum.
Don't worry, she'll be back. She just can't resist us.
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RinoaTalanheart993 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
What is your opinion on Jacob Black?

This I need to see...
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HisnameisDaveyoufool Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
I have nothing to say.

I realize that is something to say, but I don't care.

I realize I should care, but I don't.

I'm sorry.

If you can read this you just lost the game
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
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RinoaTalanheart993 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
:iconfrageplz: YOU MADE ME LOSE.
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Dr-Paine Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
D:

:iconilostthegameplz:
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kzeor Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional General Artist
I like vampire novels. I have been reading them for years. I started Twilight because of that fact but stopped because it seemed so adolescent. I have been told the first book was the best so I am going to give it a try again this summer.

Interview with the Vampire, the novel, was better than the movie but while I like Anne Rice's stories, I dislike her way of telling them. Apparently both have their drawbacks. Twilight they speak of sparkling too much and Interview goes on and on about preternatural this and preternatural that.
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wordlesswhisper Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Really? I actually preferred Interview with the Vampire as a film. As a book, it seemed like it dragged on endlessly. I actually do enjoy some of Anne Rice's books though. Memnoch the Devil was one I really enjoyed.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Also Anne Rice has a freaky hair fetish. But at least she put it out there, you know?
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wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
Your primary complaint is the vampires were "gay"? :lmao:
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Navagon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Didn't you know? Sparkles are the epitome of masculinity.
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wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
I must have missed the memo.

What amuses me most is that Rice's vampires, while often described in sexual tones, are themselves... not, you know... sexual? At all? So either the OP took just enough of a fleeting glance at the book to justify this thread to himself, or he's using "gay" in a non-sexual way, meaning his complaint in the Books forum is exclusively about a book's movie adaptation.

It's a good fucking day either way.
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Navagon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Princess has a long history of things like this. So she probably just means "crap". Or to translate: 'not sparkly fanfiction'.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
I'm still laughing at "Princess".
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Navagon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
:iconemoprincessplz:
There was a few dozen accounts like that made in her honour. Most were used to mimic and harass her to the point where she switched to this account. The lulz princess has brought us shall long be remembered. And yes, the avatar is taken from her old ID.
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wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
:lmao: I feel bad for having missed that.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
There is a bit of gayness in Interview, but not involving the main characters. Just those seedy French vampires.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
Which is precisely what we'd expect from a French vampire, right? :lol:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
HOT
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
:faint:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Like it's a bad thing. Pah.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
I'm just fairly sure I could come up with a better bullshit complaint than that by reading nothing but the synopsis on the inside of the jacket of a book. This thread is a small step above "It's shit because I say so".
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I've got plenty of complaints about it that are better than this. Of course, I read the damn thing, unlike the OP.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
Personally I wish more people would complain about things they obviously have no idea about. As soon as I saw the name of this thread and the thread author, I knew it was going to be hilarious.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Yeah, I'm pretty glad this kid came back. He's like a walking stereotype.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
We need more of those around here. :nod:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I think it's a plus he spells well enough to tell what he's actually saying AND he didn't get enough of his ass being flamed in the old thread. It's part conscious troll and part arrogant teenager. Perfect.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
I wish it were gayer. That would be seriously hot. Instead, it was just bi. Wishy-washy.
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Dr-Paine Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
SQUID! -glomps-
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
:iconsquidyayplz: !!!!!!!!!!!
Now GTFU! AND DANCE!
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:icondr-paine:
Dr-Paine Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
-gets off and tries dancing-

I no know how to dance. :iconohshitplz:
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
No, it's get UP and dance. Um, but you can get off and dance too if you want to. (the OP accidentally typed GTFU in another thread. I'm trying to make a plz account about it right now).

Anyway, this is the internet. Bust a move. :iconbreakdanceplz:
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Dr-Paine Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I thought you meant get off of you xD -pokes her glomp thing- I'm sick today, sorry, my brain is not working well.

:icontarddanceplz:

[link] Were I not sick, though, I would totally dance to this song x3.
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:iconshininginthedarkness:
Ooh, not my glomp thing! Poke anything but that!
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:icondr-paine:
Dr-Paine Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
.. Meep?

No, I glomped the squid and misread your reply... xD

And why should I stop poking your arm? :P (Associating glomps with hugs, I'd poke someone's arm xD)
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Black-Allison Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
So, you're telling me Interview with a Vampire can beat Twilight's record and knock me out cold out of boredom in 2 chapters?
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TheAntiPoon Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Flame bait.
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:iconwazzdakka:
wazzdakka Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009  Professional Writer
At least it's amusing.
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DeviousAPPLE Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
:lmao:
... glittering vampires..... LOLZ
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Eos-KF Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
I know! I tried explaining the concept to him, but he cannot understand anything. Hahaha.
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DeviousAPPLE Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2009
Twilight is a faerie book disguised as a vampire book. LOLz
Good grief.
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