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You will never know what a dinosaur tastes like.

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AClockworkKitten Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Professional Digital Artist
Doesn’t that make you even a little sad?  Do they taste like modern day birds at all?  Did stegosaurus and triceratops taste different like beef and pork do?  Hmmm. 
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:iconleapinglela:
LeapingLela Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2021  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Drink gasoline.
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:iconvantaglushie:
VantaGlushie Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2021  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I would imagine they'd taste somewhat like chicken...at least some of the smaller ones ^_^;
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:iconljmorgue:
LJMorgue Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2021  Hobbyist Digital Artist
most reptiles meat is very insipid, so i know i'm not missing out much...but i'm curious of how Dodos tasted like...
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SilkGlue-Silverfish Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2021  New Deviant
apparently someone tried it and it tasted awful.

they weren't eaten to death.

we brought stray dogs with us and they killed them for sport.
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:icon4-x-s:
4-X-S Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Artist
They taste like chicken
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:iconmonsterlord-18:
monsterlord-18 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
we kinda do thanks to turkey, chicken, duck, pheasant...
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:iconthedevilstroll:
TheDevilsTroll Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Photographer
No...bigger things in life to worry bout.




Get out of your mothers basement & for fucks sake, keep off her lingerie.   
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:iconspyhamschter:
Spyhamschter Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Vegetarian
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:iconarkayem:
Arkayem Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021   Artist
Eat a croc.
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:iconaffinitydinaur:
AffinityDinaur Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Student General Artist
Yes
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:iconedwardososa:
edwardososa Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
ikrines said i was fat
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:iconart-dude:
art-dude Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It wouldnt be palletable, the muscle fibers would be way too tough for humans to chew, even slowcooked after bicarb of soda...

I guess you could saw a piece to size to chew on like a hard dried meat type food, is it jerky? (doesnt sound right...anyways)
You could chew on that and get a flavour I guess...
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:iconforuminator:
Foruminator Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  New Deviant
No, doesn't bother me: As my revenge dinosaurs will never know what I taste like.
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:iconpinkandscary:
PinkAndScary Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist
Taste like chicken. I should know, chickens are dinosaurs after all. To support my hypothesis, the closest modern relatives to dinosaurs, crocodiles and birds, also both kind of taste like chicken.
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:icongreedymax:
greedymax Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
Good! The Chinese has this "wild taste", eating everything that used to have a pulse and had meat on bones. BOOM, SARS!
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:iconforuminator:
Foruminator Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  New Deviant
Ha! Racism! Chinophobia!

As a punishment you must fav 10 pictures of Princess-Yeememiya and write a friendly comment to each!
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:icongreedymax:
greedymax Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
Get lost, simp.
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:iconforuminator:
Foruminator Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  New Deviant
:ohnoes:
:finger:
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:iconprincess-yeememiya:
Princess-Yeememiya Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
you simp over me?

bunnyyyyyyy
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:iconforuminator:
Foruminator Featured By Owner Edited Jul 21, 2021  New Deviant
Dunno. Do I?
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:iconsilkglue-silverfish:
SilkGlue-Silverfish Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  New Deviant
maybe we invent a time machine in the future and we went back in time and ate all the dinosaurs and that's why they're not around anymore.
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:iconevilwraith666:
evilwraith666 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
You mean non avian dinosaurs? What about archosaurs and life from the carboniferous and permian?
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:iconedwardososa:
edwardososa Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
find it funny if i got eat up
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:iconedwardososa:
edwardososa Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
asjjohnson said I was a faggot retard loser
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:icondruid69:
druid69 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
Even at its prime its way too large for a doggie bag for a person or two. I don't want a village to support and the rotting meat goes considerably farther than I want my karma to spread. Most of the protein frm meat is turned into carbs by the body anyway. Also, I doubt they were very discriminating in their meal choices, probably tough and tastes like ass anyway.
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EyeballEarth Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I assume the smaller ones would taste like chicken or turkey and the bigger ones similar to large birds like ostrichs, after all they're somewhat related.
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:iconlemiken7:
Lemiken7 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Professional General Artist
The urge to invent a time machine just got stronger...

Inside Out by Lemiken7  
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
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Back to the future Scene study
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:iconikrines:
IKrines Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you just ate Princess-Yeememiya ?
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:iconprincess-yeememiya:
Princess-Yeememiya Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
NO!

bunnyyyyyyy
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:iconikrines:
IKrines Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist General Artist
Good to know you are alive and well.
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:iconthe-abyss-watcher:
The-Abyss-Watcher Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Professional Digital Artist
If you don't mind in vitro meat, it's probably still possible.
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:iconbelieveinya:
believeinya Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
I have no clue why I am supposed to care about that.
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:icongxfan537:
gxfan537 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
I imagine that it tastes like meat, like steak
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:icondoctorv23:
DoctorV23 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
Then again, dinosaurs will never know what we taste like. :D (Big Grin)  
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:icontim-in-a-box:
tim-in-a-box Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021
I'll never even know what chicken tastes like and I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything 🤔
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:iconyangxiaofan457:
YangXiaoFan457 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021
You know in that movie Ice Age where momma dinosaur fed her babies with a giant meat leg? That stuff looked delicious and I always wanted to try it. :p
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:iconcitrus-chickadee:
Citrus-Chickadee Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw, man. I really wanted some deep-fried pterodactyl. :grump:
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:iconniotabunny:
niotabunny Featured By Owner Edited Jul 20, 2021
since mother nature has a fascination with fowl, like their descendants they probably tasted like a gamy chicken.
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:iconwonderful-unknown:
Wonderful-Unknown Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not really. Would they probably taste like any other reptile alive today like alligator or snake?
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:iconevilwraith666:
evilwraith666 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021
Most small dinosaurs had feathers
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:iconwonderful-unknown:
Wonderful-Unknown Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2021  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Chicken/Duck/Turkey is good. :nod:
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:iconkimarimonku:
kimarimonku Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021   General Artist
Dinosaur kale is a little bitter and if you do not cook it long enough it is tough.
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:iconadgood:
ADGood Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Hobbyist
They will never know what you taste like, either. 
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:iconaclockworkkitten:
AClockworkKitten Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Professional Digital Artist
That’d be a neat way to die. 
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:iconadgood:
ADGood Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Hobbyist
Neat, but also messy.
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:iconmidnightdj-sk:
MidnightDJ-SK Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Student General Artist
I mean, it is possible to revive them in the future via cloning. 

But at the meantime I will just be eating their descendants.
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FuZzY-MuTaNt Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021  Professional Digital Artist
Birds are dinosaurs ! :dummy: they aren't even descendants of dinosaurs , they literally are dinosaurs, so, dinosaurs never really died at all ! :happybounce: Shaplz
Chicken prolly tastes very similar to how a T rex or Velociraptor tasted like . :nod: Pointing Emoticon of a Cute Little Dinosaur I think stegosaurus etc, would taste similar, but more beefy . Steak Guy's Pedo Face - DHMIS Icon
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Princess-Yeememiya Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021
:ohnoes: 


bunnyyyyyyyy
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:iconvoidist:
Voidist Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2021
Maybe the rest of you won't, but I'm willing to date men 60 years or older!! Britney Spears - Shrugs disgusted
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