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Can we all try to explain our sexualities?

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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
People are always going on about how weird another person's sexuality is, but people rarely try to explain their sexuality. They just make the confusion worse by answering with "Because I like it."

For example, I am anime-heterosexual. I'm heterosexual, but I don't find real women attractive. Only anime women.

Can I explain that? Of course I can. Real women are so fat and full of imperfections, whereas anime women have sexy body shapes, perfect skin, big and beautiful eyes and often even uniquely colored hair to express their personality.

Not to mention, anime women are far more interesting, intelligent and kind. The only things real women care about are makeup, fashion and gossip.

I could never have sex with a real woman or I would vomit, I'd only ever have sex with a beautiful anime woman.

Now it's your turn, explain your sexuality.
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morbidman187 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello RetroSpriteResources,

We appreciate your participation in our forums, but there are certain discussions which we feel are better suited for your personal journal rather than our public forums and your thread here is one such subject.

We’ll be closing your thread but please feel free to restart this discussion in your personal journal. Thank you for your understanding.
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ZacharyTC Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Meh, anime gals are cute, and they do have an appeal at times, but I have enough brains to know that they are not real and that most of them are simply too young to be acceptable to date even if they were real. My hormones might say something different sometimes, but common sense says "no". And, I would not quite say that all real women are so shallow, or "fat", though many are. As for imperfections, who doesn't have any?

Me, I put more stock in intelligence than other things. Sure, some curves at the lower half of the body would be a bonus, but I can do without.
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MorellSunweaver Featured By Owner Edited Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Fat woman? That is because you live in america, here women are much thiner.

Anyway mine sexuality is totaly focused on wariors, but they must have light long hair and pointy ears. (or at least pointy ears, damn you Batman!) :D Some girls look nice, but seriously there seems to be nothing interesting to fuck anyway. Only nice to look at them, nice bodies, but nothing to go with the body, waste of time.
No one, who would earn the right to get to me, no girl or guy, no real strong spirit. and longhaired guys are too rare and if there are some, usually they are not beautifull.
Fine f***able stuff only on internet...
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mayab322 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017
im meme-heterosexual and i am only attracted to meme men instead of real men real men only like football but meme men are so captivating
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
:evillaugh:
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shudderwings Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I think anime girls have really dull personalities to be honest.  Too perfect, with irritating high-pitched voices and forced charm.  But whatever floats your goat I guess.
I am straight, meaning I thoroughly enjoy the opposite sex.  Course, everyone knows that.
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Edited Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
"I think anime girls have really dull personalities to be honest.  Too perfect, with irritating high-pitched voices and forced charm." 

Quite. But at least most women, real or fictional, don't have a voice like this:

youtu.be/1rxwpxs5VsU?t=26m23s
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shudderwings Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol XD  ...But that's a dude
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Adam-Walker Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Is it really (?)

shudderwings , that was the whole point. Anton was just an example.
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shudderwings Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh
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:iconrs9311:
Rs9311 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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MorellSunweaver Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol!
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Citrus-Chickadee Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
...What does this say. I think I lost the ability to read. :noes:
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FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017

what in the godly motherfuck does this have to do with Madoka


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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
It's Retro being Retro (and a paint huffer).
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:iconreptilliansp2011:
ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student General Artist
But, he isn't retro by actual retro standard. He's a barbarian by actual barbarian standard.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
So BarbarianSpriteResources?
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:iconreptilliansp2011:
ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student General Artist
Suits him better.
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:iconagent-sarah:
Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Or CavemanSpriteResources, seeing how low his IQ is...
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:iconfluffykyubey42:
FluffyKyubey42 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
I know, I was just trolling him with an actual comment that someone left on one of my uploads.
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MoonwalkingZear Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Looks like I have new evidence against you, Retro. Updating my report.
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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
Evidence for what?
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MoonwalkingZear Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The report I sent a month or two ago. The DeviantArt administration hasn't looked at it yet but if they respond like say, right now, they would probably revoke your privilege to use the forum due to the threads you have been making. I'm starting to worry about your health, kid.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Namely his mental health because fucking Christ...
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:iconmoonwalkingzear:
MoonwalkingZear Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He needs Jesus so I can play some Oddworld in peace! :iconbuddyjesusplz:
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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
I'm 20 years old.
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:iconzacharytc:
ZacharyTC Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
They have a point. Compared to the rest of the forum, you behave like a child.
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kappaprince Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Student Digital Artist
You don't behave like it. :v
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rosa-arcoiris Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
that's a lot of words to say you're vanilla and judgmental
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rosa-arcoiris Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
would you like a ribbon for being boring
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TheGentleLad Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey now~
I might not have a dick and I didn't lose my class and IQ, but I'll say it lesbian porn is an okay occasion. Not addicted, but a once in a blue moon type of occasion~
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TheGentleLad Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was just meaning porn :I
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TheGentleLad Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am strange~ Sad to see you go then~
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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
Interesting, and thank you.
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RetroSpriteResources Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017
Well, I don't hate all aspects of feminism or all women.
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
The people, who are flaming you, should actually appreciate you.

No we don't because we don't believe what paint huffers (like him) are saying.
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:iconrosa-arcoiris:
rosa-arcoiris Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Stalin is my daddy.
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shudderwings Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that's hot
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Student General Artist
So, what about Hitler and Pol Pot?
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:iconrosa-arcoiris:
rosa-arcoiris Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER :lol:
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CheesyThicDoritoLegs Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
Okay, I'm going to be honest. SOME anime girls can be very attracted and gracious to look at.

I know this, since I do love characters like Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist and Merlin from Seven Deadly Sins.

 I think those ladies are stunningly beautiful and if I was ever in those animes, they would DEFINITELY be way out of my league.

(Especially since Lust would totally slice me into pieces)


However, I would like to get you aware of something.

No matter how many times you defy it, anime girls will never exist in this world and there ARE real girls that can fit those traits.

There are girls out there that can be interesting, intelligent, kind like the anime girls you like.


And, imperfection is honestly way more beautiful than perfection man.
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Golden-Penguin Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
as a penguin I am only attracted to other penguins. ......though there once was this really sexy albatross.....
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TheGentleLad Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This shit is retarded. It's meant for me~

I am hat-lesbian, I can only fuck chicks with hats. fucking people without hats make me want to puke XDDDDDDD!!!!!11!!!! I'M SO ORIGINAL!!!11!!
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Smkiller Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2017
This was about as dumb as I expected it to be.
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