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"But my best friend is gay!"

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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2007  Student Writer
If you have ever said what was quoted in the topic title, and you actually thought it would defend you in a debate regarding gay rights, slap yourself. NOW.

Slap yourself again for even thinking that an iron-hearted, lava-blooded bigot would completely change their deep-seeded beliefs, just because of someone's best friend. Neither you nor your best friend have any significance regarding the state of the nation.

I could just as easily defend pro-gun beliefs by whining, "My best friend has a gun!" (Oddly, he actually does have one.) It wouldn't increase my credibility in any way.

That's why I don't debate gay rights anymore. It never goes anywhere, and shouts of "ignorant Christian conservative" usually come along with, even though I'm not a Christian.

Geez, it's annoying.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Student Writer
Not mutants, but something we call Zoosapiens - human in form, beast in spirit. And we do have a bit of a sci-fi tone to us, but I cannot reveal who we are. We're secretive; we may talk about our beliefs, but we can't reveal our name, allies, or fellow servants.
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kamiawolf Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"We're secretive; we may talk about our beliefs, but we can't reveal our name, allies, or fellow servants."

Your name is Lindsay Souvannarath. You live in Geneva, IL. You went to Coultrap Elementary School in 2002.

Do i get to learn about your Code now?
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Student Writer
No.
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CricketKitty Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007
LOL You're pulling our leg right!? because if you're not than OMG El Oh fucking El. This is better than watching the drama students at my university acting like egocentric overilytheatrical tardwits.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Student Writer
Eh? What makes my core beliefs so funny?

And by the way, I am a drama student.
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TB-Samurai Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What. The. Fuck. :wtf: I think you just have an over-active imagination. Either that, or a mental disorder.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Student Writer
Believe what you wish, we will not judge you.
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Kadin Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007
Pardon me, but, if you're going to argue against a lesser accepted sexuality with a belief that the majority would not condone/practice..

At least make it scientology. You sound like you're pulling ideas out of your ass. :hmm:

Late comment for the win!
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Student Writer
Scientology is overrated. But the South Park episode regarding it was hilarious.
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panthra Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007
And what does that have to do with me being gay?
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:iconsnoopyfemme:
snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2007  Student Writer
More than you know.
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LalalaTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007
If you are agaist gay marriage, I have nothing else to say to you.
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:iconsnoopyfemme:
snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007  Student Writer
Okay, then. We have our opinions.
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balance-keeper Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
all the mean people i know are gay.... but they're nice to other people....
i guess they just don't like me.... >.>;;
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BipWilliams Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
Your friend has a gun? You better do what he says and say your pro gun
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LeviathanDemon Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They use it to prove they have experience. For some reason, they think it helps. No clue why.
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azarath Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I hate when people try to use that as a valid argument. Lame!

In other news, my best friend is gay AND has a gun license... :lol:
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kool-kittykat Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007
That could be so easily misinterpreted out of context. :lol:
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:iconsnoopyfemme:
snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
:omfg:

I'm sorry... as an ammosexual, that's just too much to handle...
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sitara-lukyan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007
Typically, my best friend really is gay:D But I don't use it as an argument.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
Then I'm fine with that. Why is it that everyone has a gay best friend? Where do they all spawn from?
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Arukado Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2007
Your mom.
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Tsunuki-chan Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2007
You can't just say that. And yes, I've had gay best friends. The one that I had last year was bi, yet she understood me perfectly and she didn't mind the fact that I'm christian(she's gone to another state now). And also, I didn't mind the fact that she's bi, at first I did, but then I learned that, damn, she's the same, or at least she HAS the right the be treated the same way as all of straight people.

Why can't you accept the fact that gay people are the same as all of us?
They're just different with sexual "deviations" but they feel, they see, they are the same as all of us.

(sorry if you don't understand my spelling, my original language is not english.)
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2007  Student Writer
Joke topic
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T-Weaver Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, when a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much, they go to bed with each other.
9 months later the stalk brings a baby and places it in their cabbages.
They go out the next day and huzzah! Gay Baby!

Straight people are, of course, brought by the bird's and left in a bee's nest, duh.
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Unch Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
Where the fuck are all of those straight people coming from, too?
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
From better genetics. =)
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Unch Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
You think homosexuals are inherently genetically inferior to straight people?
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
I didn't say that...
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AmberEyed51 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007
You pretty much did.

If you say straight people are coming from superior genetics, then you're saying that homosexual people are coming from inferior ones.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007  Student Writer
Eh... no rebuttle.
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sitara-lukyan Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
I've no idea. My female best friend 5 years ago was bi-sexual, my male best friend is gay (though closeted when he's home, but he's out in uni)... most of the women I know have slept with other women.

Sexual revolution?
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:iconsnoopyfemme:
snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
I blame the liberal media.
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sitara-lukyan Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
I don't know what to blame.

Maybe it's something in the water that the governments had engineered to try and thin out the world population?
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
Of course!!! :omfg:
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sitara-lukyan Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007
See. I know my government conspiricy theories would be true one day!

Note: I'm not a conspirisist thing. Honest. But I wouldn't put it past the government.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2007  Student Writer
Conspiracies are fun, especially ones that involve Freemasons.
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junoknight Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no but in a gay rights argument what would win = "My best friend is gay and has a gun. he also now has your address"
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raerae Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Professional General Artist
I've seen arguments along the lines of "Gays shouldn't marry because they are hedonistic, disloyal, and disgusting individuals who are going to hell.

Nothing against gays, I have a few as friends."
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Student Writer
That's scary. I'm as homophobic as the next person, but yeesh!
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tetsuoshima Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2007
"But I'm gay!"
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Sausabe Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
My best friend is a gun...
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:iconsnoopyfemme:
snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2007  Student Writer
Really? What's his name? :D
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Prudence Bubbles Cottingham. But everyone calls him Jorge.
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snoopyfemme Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2007  Student Writer
Spiffariffic. :D
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MaryElvisMercury Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2007
Why does everyone have a gay best friend but meeeee!? :cries:
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:icont-weaver:
T-Weaver Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My best friend is straight, imagine how I feel.

Absolutely no use for gay arguments at all
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MaryElvisMercury Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2007
That jerk. :shakefist:
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kool-kittykat Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007
:petting:
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MaryElvisMercury Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2007
:love:
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