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i wasted the last 3 years of my life on a girl

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LicPon Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2016
i met a girl through mutual friends when i was 19. she lived in a different city but not too far from me.

every time i saw her, i bought her gifts, took her out for dinner and paid for everything even if she insisted on paying for it

i am the fixer to my friends. they come to me with their problems and i try to fix them. she was no different. we talked all the time, and she was with a guy at the time. she didnt love him. she told me all her problems and i listened to all of them and spent time out of my day to help her.

then they broke up. i guess i didnt act fast enough, because she got with another guy about half a year later. they ended up living together and i barely talked to her. i couldnt believe she didnt realize i liked her and i was pissed at her. i always listened to her and then i guess i just wasnt good enough.

she broke up with him and i visited her and told her i liked her. she said she wasnt ready for a relationship yet. i said i would wait for her.

then i found out she was trying to find a guy to have casual sex with. well, i guess a relationship is too much for u, huh bitch? well i talked to her about sex and she said she wouldnt know what to do with a virgin and she isnt the dominant type 

well i guess im not fucking good enough huh? cant date me, cant even take my virginity, after all ive been there for her for, all the things i bought her and dinner i paid for out of my money that i made myself, and she just didnt fucking care

well she was going to visit me, and then! oh! she couldnt, because as she was leaving her friends house, she backed into her friends' parents car and had to pay to have the bumper fixed before they got home so she wouldnt put it on her insurance. and that was the money she was going to use to see me.

dumb bitch, u cant even fucking drive right, put it on ur insurance! thats what its there for

i cant believe i spent all this time and money on this girl and she wont date me or even cares half as much as i do about her

WELL THATS WHAT U GET GUYS WILL ALWAYS TREAT U LIKE SHIT BECAUSE U WONT GO FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT U

and no this is not the girl i sent my asshole to this is a irl friend
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JenFruzz Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Hello LICORICEPONY,

We appreciate your participation in our forums, but there are certain discussions which we feel are better suited for your personal journal rather than our public forums and your thread here is one such subject.

We’ll be closing your thread but please feel free to restart this discussion in your personal journal. Thank you for your understanding.
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naueth Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jesus this thread is still up. Let it die already Stare 
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Agent-Sarah Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll get this closed as best as I can, even if it takes a while for the mods to see this (due to sleep, work or being out).

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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
shut up
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
wow u are so funny 
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
that is not u that is that guy from the hangover
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
ur a fat old man whos alone in his apartment right now with his cat who hasnt had sex in 30 years stop lying
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
whatever, i know ur not sexy or u wouldnt be spending all day on deviantart
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016   Digital Artist
So, since this thread is shit and OP is an awful human being, I'm totes hijacking it and making the new and better topic asking what you all plan on doing for Halloween.
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
some of us have to work in the morning on ur childish holiday
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
a golf course pussy where do u work
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016   Digital Artist
Lol, I usually have to work then too. I'm sorry you don't know how to have fun. I use Halloween to socialize. With my friends. Who I treat like people and NOT like dildos/fleshlights. Speaking of which, the closest you'll probably get with your attitude and creepy tendencies is a fleshlight, so you should probably invest sooner rather than later.
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
when u were having fun i had to make money for my house and my parents, i didnt get play time like u, fucking baby, and i dont know what that is 
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016   Digital Artist
Lol, you're so salty. I live by myself too, dipshit. :lol:

Stop acting like being a full functioning adult is so special when you don't even have any friends.
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
i do have friends
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016   Digital Artist
The voices in your head don't count.
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016
i spend a lot of time in my head but i have real friends
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LicPon Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2016
i was going to apologize but all these song lyrics pissed me off
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:sing: The light and shade of things
The light you held is gone
And although people change
I know it can't be far

The light and shade of things
And I can't understand
How one is more important
Than the other

You're nowhere now, you're nowhere now
I know that it's hard to find
A heart that's there inside
It's hard to find your heart now
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2016   Digital Artist
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's in and outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)

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Mom's Spaghetti.
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Truth.
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SQUIRREL FOR PRESIDENT 2016
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Also I'm laughing bc OP just blocked me :lol:
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You really remind me of this guy: vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533…
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Tracer-117 Featured By Owner Edited Oct 14, 2016  Professional Filmographer
This thread needs more Irish. Plus, it's Friday night so:
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As I was a goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting
I first produced my pistol and I then produced my rapier
Saying "Stand and deliver" for he were a bold deceiver

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me
But the devil take the women for they never can be easy

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

I went up to my chamber, all for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure 't was no wonder
But Jenny blew me charges and she filled them up with water
Then sent for captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

't was early in the morning, just before I rose to travel
Up comes a band of footmen and likewise captain Farrell
I first produced me pistol for she stole away me rapier
I couldn't shoot the water, so a prisoner I was taken

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

If anyone can aid me 't is my brother in the army
If I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney
And if he'll go with me, we'll go rovin' through Killkenny
And I'm sure he'll treat me better than my own a-sporting Jenny

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

YAH BAI!
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SuperArtNinja Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016   Digital Artist
How's about some Flogging Molly?

I'll wait for you 'till I turn blue
There's nothin' more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
You drank with demons straight form hell
They almost nearly won as well
You wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep
Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boot will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
'Till Cortez came an' when so did you
From the ashes charred and blue
Smellin' like a salty dog
Back from hell where you belong
Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down we all near drowned
You stood there on the deck
'Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
And dragged you from the wreck
They threw a rope around yer neck
To watch you dance the jig of death
Then left you for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry whores
One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
You snarled at him, said leave me be
I need the bugger so I can see
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whoops, I meant to reply to OP. Sorry! D:
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Lol, a Tablecat is fine too.
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