My girlfriend broke up with me two days ago because of a ridiculous, ludicrous reason.
I went to Starbucks with her after we went to see Madagascar 2 (which totally sucked and she actually liked it) and after we brought our coffee we started to talk. I'm currently suffering through depression, and sometimes to ease the pain I slit my ankles. She asked me why I did that (obviously faking a worried, anxious tone) and I told her to mind her own business. After she persisted like a million times, I told her that I hated the world and to leave it at that. She looked shocked and then asked me if that included her. I told her that I hated society and the people from our school because they are extremely shallow and they only care about stupid insignificant things.
Then after a pause she said in an angry tone that this wasn't working and that I always had a negative vibe. I told her that she didn't understand me at all, and all the problems I went through. When I was little, my dog died in front of me after throwing up blood. He was poisoned by rat poison, and since that day I simply hate society.
She stormed off after saying to f*ck myself.
It's obvious that she doesn't understand the real world, I'm better off without her. It's unfair how she treated me when she just doesn't understand.
You just realized that? Supposed, like a normal person, you go around moping about it, rather than enjoying the good things of life. There are many bad things in life, I can complain about, but the world isn't perfect. Stop your bitching, some people have lives a lot worse than you do, and don't complain nearly as much.
He crept up into your room late at night, made you dance around a bit, told you to take your clothes off to make things more interesting, then he threw you on the bed and poked you in the buu-buu!
Look Sally, that was 2 weeks ago, it's time to grow up and get on with your life.
And you can't fool us about that phony dog story. You had sex with the dog and it died. That's the only real bitch that left you. Well, that and your Mommy. Couldn't imagine why, you seem like such a nice kid.
If you're going to be an idiot, at least be an honest idiot. Here, have a Sandvich:
You Fucked Little Puppy and it Bleed through Eyes!
I went to Starbucks with her after we went to see Madagascar 2 (which totally sucked and she actually liked it) and after we brought our coffee we started to talk. I'm currently suffering through depression, and sometimes to ease the pain I slit my ankles. She asked me why I did that (obviously faking a worried, anxious tone) and I told her to mind her own business. After she persisted like a million times, I told her that I hated the world and to leave it at that. She looked shocked and then asked me if that included her. I told her that I hated society and the people from our school because they are extremely shallow and they only care about stupid insignificant things.
Then after a pause she said in an angry tone that this wasn't working and that I always had a negative vibe. I told her that she didn't understand me at all, and all the problems I went through. When I was little, my dog died in front of me after throwing up blood. He was poisoned by rat poison, and since that day I simply hate society.
She stormed off after saying to f*ck myself.
It's obvious that she doesn't understand the real world, I'm better off without her. It's unfair how she treated me when she just doesn't understand.
I guess I'm too good for her.