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Transformers porn??

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Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
How... does that work? I don't mean to bash anyone's preference, or whatever, but honestly, how and why do people draw giant robots 'cuddling'?

The human spin-offs of the characters aren't quite as freaky, but when I see fan art of two car-mechas kissing all I can think is how robo sex would sound a lot like a car wreck.

Now I know it's not uncommon for people to use android characters in hentai, but they are almost always human looking in appearance, at least in shape. Transformers are BOXY. Who finds that attractive?
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:iconfixmeknow:
FixMeKnow Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
Necro thread.


:lock:
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:iconoreodynamical:
Oreodynamical Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2009
I don't know...They're giant alien robots, there's probably SOMETHING that vibrates ._.

I like transformers slash, but when they have sex it's just plain creepy, I like this kiss-and-cuddle sort of thing, because it's cute.
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saesama Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
Well, since it's good and resurrected now...

There are those of us who write TF pron WITHOUT giant robotic genitalia :>
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xXTerraXx Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
Olala~~ Robot porn! :iconimhappyplz:
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Inkyluca Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a dildo hiding SOMEWHERE in all that Armour.
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T-LOID Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
welcome to the internet. Have a free trauma.
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:iconzutoniak:
Zutoniak Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
to complete rule 34 of course!
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A-S-m-i-t-h Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008   Writer
Did you bring this back from the dead? Why would you do such a thing!?
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:iconzutoniak:
Zutoniak Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2008
I dont.. i dont know.
i was tryingto see if rule 34 was true, but thinking of the least likely thing to corrupt.
but you proved me wrong, placing you on the same level as house.
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d-studios Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008  Professional Interface Designer
Besides, I always though transformers porn was transexuals...
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d-studios Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008  Professional Interface Designer
Maybe he was looking for transformers pr0n?
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A-S-m-i-t-h Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008   Writer
Who doesn't, amirite? :iconimhappyplz:
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:iconanimeh8r:
Animeh8r Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
At least it's not a mangachu. Or werechu for that matter.
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RebelliousArchAngel Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
[link] this should explain.
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:iconanimeh8r:
Animeh8r Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Teh internets, where nothing is sacred and everything is exploited into porn & futa.
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hangmanheadphones Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
At least it involves something lubricated and steely.
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HyperTails-007 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008   Writer
That gives new meaning to the term "lube"
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:iconera-wars-club:
Era-Wars-club Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008   Digital Artist
You know you want it in the after burner.
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:iconikio:
Ikio Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Transformers Robot Juice in Your Eye!
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:iconrebekahw:
RebekahW Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008   Writer
I guess it's kind of like getting turned on by your toaster...
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
I never thought of that. :o Haha, I guess so.
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Sokar12 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
:lmao:
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catu182 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Can't wait for giant bionic Mary Sues having Optimus Prime at their feet within 2 sentences of the story starting.
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Giant bionic Mary Sues.
Oh lol
I can't wait either.
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catu182 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
I gotta do one, but I don't know if parody counts :iconohshitplz:
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ruu Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Transformers are BOXY. Who finds that attractive?
As I can recall, there was such pink one, transformer chick. She was not that boxy. And quite hawt.:drool:
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Ah, K, See I never got to watch much of the old cartoons. Still, those boobs would not be pleasant to grope.
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Nonparael Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Fuck, my memory betrays me. She's called Arcee.
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ruu Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
[link]
hee hee only few parts are boxy.

I feel an urgent need to google. :eyes:
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Animeh8r Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
ANIMU females

I'll never understand thee.
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alternatis Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Welcome to the internets. We hope you enjoy your stay. :aww:
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
I'm moving, the rent is to high and my neighbors are psychotic. D8
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:iconalternatis:
alternatis Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
But we have buttsecks! D:
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Hmmmn. So long as I don't have to see a giant metal cock.
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:iconalternatis:
alternatis Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
I'm afraid you'll have to see about anything you didn't want to see if you wish to stay here.
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memoryboy Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
I can just imagine it...
"Daddy, where do Smart™Cars come from?"
:lol:
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Arjay-Dee Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2008
Heh, nice.
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
:rofl:
God dman it, now you made me remember that MPreg Optimus Prime club. brb need to get some bleach from the store. ; 3;
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:iconmci021:
mci021 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Perhaps you are unfamiliar with rule #34.
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
No, that Duck Tails porn will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Shit, I should have just made a complaint all about rule 34.
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mci021 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
The Simpsons was the one I found truly frightening.
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:iconcat-of-the-shadows:
Cat-of-the-Shadows Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
...Is nothing sacred? :icondonotwantplz:
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:iconmci021:
mci021 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Not a thing. I bet there's even Muppet Babies porn out there somewhere.
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Animeh8r Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Even the freakin consoles are female! Artists are sexist!
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Well, some OS-tan's have male versions, but of course, considering it's Japan almost everything much have a vagina.
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:iconnonparael:
Nonparael Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Yeah, but the internet balances it out by giving pretty much every female character a cock at some point. :B
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:iconrauen:
Rauen Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
That's quite true. I think the character for Windows 98 actually is a dickgirl.
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:iconnonparael:
Nonparael Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
Nah, just sex starved.
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BiggCaZ Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008  Professional General Artist
I dunno if you haven't realized this by now, but the internet will stick it's dick into any and every thing/one it possibly can.
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alternatis Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2008
:flirty: Oh baby.
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