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Title: #Forum-It: Issue 184

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ThatWasLeftHanded: What is MMD anyway?

G0D0FSHAD0WS: Manly Manboobs Department - hopefully.




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rockettreverie: You could look up stuff like "what to do when you know your father is cheating with girls online" or "how stage intervention with father". Or you could type word salad into the computer all day long  or memes  

OR - you could get the rest of your family together and make a plan of all going to him and saying "you know what this keystroke logger is a great idea. It proves trust between family members and helps us be more open with each other. We should all install it on all of our computers and each day we all look at what everyone did online earlier. "




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StardustTrooper: Marijuana + pornography + smoking = not a good combination.

Juliabohemian: Does marijuana make people horny? It just made me fall asleep.

StardustTrooper: Never tried. :lol:

Juliabohemian: Well now you have something to look forward to, I guess

StardustTrooper: Better consult Snoop Dogg on this.



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Koushoku-jin: :iconshymonkeyplz:   Ugguuu~

StardustTrooper: Don't be shy! Have a banana.
:iconbananaloveplz::iconmonkeyloveplz:

Koushoku-jin: :iconmonkeybleedplz:   Ooooohhh... banana~




*...A few minutes later...*





:iconcensored18plz::iconbyebyeplz:

StardustTrooper: I didn't mean that!



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InternetSatan: Clearly Jesus was more of a buttplug guy anway.

Smoppet: there's a website called divine interventions where you can buy a baby Jesus butt plug

InternetSatan: Don't need to tell me. I own three.



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Pilulu: Ever considered breast reduction surgery?

Shikeyy: Ever considered fucking a rusty iron railing? :stare:



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pyrohmstr: It's good to be a pro-Trump Mexican.

That way when you're in the labor camp building the wall it won't seem so bad



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Chezzy-Am: oh rly? Did you make sure that the warehouses are well aerated? And what about my French fries?

PuzzledHeartBox: Your 'French' fries will be Frenched, just like your dog if you don't behave.

Chezzy-Am: Well, my dog loves being French fucked. And since you're Belgian, you can take it both ways

PuzzledHeartBox:
And you claim to be better than THOSE... people.

Chezzy-Am: Why of course. I'm not one for hot dogs. I just prefer my fries Belgian, sometimes more deep fat fried than others

PuzzledHeartBox: :iconiloveyouplz:

Chezzy-Am: Let us appraise the day, a glorious day, when the Belgian Fries will be reunited with their true homeland, amongst their comrades. Know this, true believes, that fries are not French! can fries be dipped with frogs? No, says the Vatican, for God created frogs as disgusting as semen. No, says the Versailles, because it is busy with a threesome. NO! They are Belgian, as Belgian as chocolates and lagers. As Belgian, as the fine fields of Flanders where lay both the Axis and the Allies, comrades fighting for a dream which years later... did not bring the fries back home! REJOICE THE DAY THE FRIES BECOME BELGIAN! For they are Belgian! For they are Belgian! For they ARE Belgian!

PuzzledHeartBox: :iconmanlytearsplz:

Chezzy-Am: there there, brother. They will become Belgian. We will bring our fries back home... And they will become Belgian again.

PuzzledHeartBox: Oh my comrade, you've no idea how long I've longed for this to happen.
May they find their way back home, and their origin retold the way it should have been told, instead of being mistakenly referred to as 'French'.

Chezzy-Am: I know, brother. I know.

Insert bookended WWI style "Bring the Boys Back Home" poster with a glorious orchestra in the background.

PuzzledHeartBox: With a black, yellow and red background as to further empower our righteous claim.
Vertically, not horizontal, we don't want to give the Germans credit

Chezzy-Am: That will be done.

Also, why is it just a 90 degree turn that changes Belgium to Germany. So weird.



Juliabohemian: Have you tried just pooping in front of the box? That's what my cat does if I go too long without cleaning the litter.

PsychoticFeline: I SUPPOSE I COULD DO THAT

PuzzledHeartBox: No, no you won't.




The-Big-Dish: Even the messenger of god needs a good wank
   
AjTheDragon 99.9% of people fap. The other .1% is lying.




Many thanks to Agent-Sarah, Koushoku-jin, JZLobo, and kitsumekat for contributing to this issue.

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:iconshesvii:
Shesvii Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Is the group dead!? :noes:
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018   Writer
it is alive in a parallel reality
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Shesvii Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Which one? :iconhurrplz:
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:iconkaizenkitty:
KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2018   Writer
the one where im actually a lemon
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StardustTrooper Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Mordecai: 10 outta 10 
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LizzyChrome Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I insist upon including this exchange in the next issue of Forum-It: 

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61021376 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2017
Wasn't I part of that group at some point?
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Moebian-Queen Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017  Professional Filmographer
You're coming off as desperate. No one likes desperate. 
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61021376 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017
In what sense? and do you mean I've been kicked out at some point for coming off as desperate? when did that happen?
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:iconmoebian-queen:
Moebian-Queen Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2017  Professional Filmographer
What? I'm quoting a line from Wander over Yonder, what are you going on about? 
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N7Lancelot Featured By Owner May 30, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Make this group great again.
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KaizenKitty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016   Writer
where's the April Fools special edition?
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WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2015
THIS GROUP STILL EXISTS :iconcreepylaaplz:
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
But of course :la:
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WhoAteMyEggo Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh okay, now I understand this group :)
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evilwraith666 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015
Have you joined?
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kyrtuck Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Nah, thats okay.

I had just got mentioned in one of the things, and I didn't know what it was about at first, but now I do.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015
I'd like to apologize for the lack of Forum-It issues being issued, my real life has picked up, especially combined with my bachelor's degree.
I'll try to release them weekly again from now on, but I can't promise anything.
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PuzzledHeartBox Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
Way to fail your promise; oh wait.. you didn't promise :shakefist:
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