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Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle

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Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle

Gumball wasn't having the best day of his life. After getting beaten up on the playground during recess, Ms. Simian handed him a C minus on the report he worked all week on. So when he ran home from school, he was trying to think about calmer things. He heard that there was going to be a new season of Adventure Time, for instance. But when he fell over a rock, all the emotions that he had bottled up that day came back. He needed to get some steam out, so he started to rap battle against the rock. Gumball: What'cha doin' rock- Uh.. Uh... (sorry, I'm a bit out of practice)... um... um... Yo! You're hesitating me, devastating me, When I want to

3 Deeds

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3 Deeds

Oh, I built a masterpiece~ A piece of chicken pot pie. Dazzling amounts of grease Made by geese and one french fry. Oh, I built a sturdy house Made out of three poker cards. Potentially for a mouse Who enjoys bigger backyards. Oh, I built a strong friendship. Between my crush and her boyfriend. She has yet to call me "hip". But thankfully I can pretend. Oh I built a poem now! Oops, not yet, I'm still writing.

Update1

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Update1

How about the poet's hand? Will he bring you to your dreams? Does he sing about your land With angel choirs and soft themes? NO NO NO! It's an update! "Hy gyz sry. Just want 2 say That i love u and ur gr8. I'll upload more on saturday." What could be more heaven sent? He even gave a compliment! Let us make our schedule full Singing praises to his skull. "Upd8 SOONN!!11 LOVE LOVE LOVE Check out my work, subscribe please!" Rain down comments from above And ask "What is ur favrte cheese?"

Forgotten Friend

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Forgotten Friend

To a certain user here With the knack to disappear. Vanished since the winter time, As dust collects account slime. Remembrance etches away For one past, and gone today. Presently, there's nothing that Brings the bunny from the hat. With a smile, reviews flew From this user's hand, and to Me and you. And when they came, Hungry lions would be tame. Underrated angels sing Words that haunt you lingering. And if you listen, candle light Shimmers while you read tonight.

Magical Night

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Magical Night

As the daylight slowly dimmed, Songbirds stopped their daily song With the sun's rays neatly trimmed, Night approached and moved along The paths and fields of the land. And within the wooded tomb, A mother squirrel held her son's hand As she led him to his room. "NO MORE DINNER, GO TO BED!!" Her voice smashed into his brain And jumped around inside his head And then hopped out his ears again.

Writer's Block

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Writer's Block

It was Sunday, I was full Of flues and tofu casserole. And since no words came from my pen, Writer's block had struck again. Inside my brain, it first felt like A slab of cement crushed my bike The block was bad, a hornet's nest, It won in a staring contest. I penned a verse for my brain's lunch, Block ate it up with one dull crunch. Brain fizzled and was confused, "Must watch TV shows," I mused. I decided that I must run, I ran for my poetic fun. But I recall that I did fall, Climbing over the fourth wall. Block caught up, and ate me whole. And now you know why my soul Is not creatively flowing While the TV is still glowing.

More Sonic Rap Battles!

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More Sonic Rap Battles!

Sonic VS Knuckles! Sonic: Why hello there, forever alone. I go lightspeed, you stare at stone. I get the feeling that you're slow, so excuse this dust cloud, here I go! *Runs off* Knuckles: They call me Knuckles, from the start, Unlike Sonic, I do not fart! I rougher than an impatient chuckler, And with a punch, today just got Knuckle-r. Unlike this hedgehog, I'm no Mary Sue. I'm patient and- hey, where are you? Sonic: *Returns with chili-dogs* I hope I didn't miss much. Hedgehogs Have fast appetites, and I like chili-dogs. I brought you one too, knucklehead. Knuckles: Can I have a pie, instead? Sonic: *Runs off* ... *Returns with p

Anti-Hen

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Anti-Hen

“Not often Will you see me pen An ode of free verse poetry to a hen And I say, There’s no change today So if you see that fowl bird then, I hope it goes away. Henceforth now I shall take a bow Whenever someone addresses me as ‘Henchman for the cow’. Hens hen-peck And the shriveled neck Allows their singing to be rated ‘terrible train wreck’. Respect? Gone! Whenever they eat they refuse to wear an apron. They are dirty ugly Vikings With weak and poor deformed wings All in all, a terrible phenomenon. Many sighs have been given, (yes, no lies) As to why the guys who butcher are not given a prize. And

Superhero

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Superhero

I’ve got power! The power to smell As if my socks were washed in hell. Power to make steak out of cat, Power to eat cake, and get fat. You can’t put Superman beside me For his socks are always tidy. I too can pass the speed of sound (If I’m burping at the ground). Flipping burgers is too easy. Stale mucus? I’m not queasy. At my will, I grow a tan; My blind grandma says I can. I can change my eyebrows’ hue As I smash through diamond rocks. But there is one thing I can't do. I can't lick horrific socks.

Author and Reader

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Author and Reader

The author marks his deep footprints. Leaving ideas to plant, and, He generously throws hints Quietly buried in the sand. Reader scouts the route and follows Letting the paper drench his heart The voice of author! And all woes, All joy stings him like a dart. Juicy descriptions fill the brain. Quotes are strange when read, hitting Reader to read that sentence again. "I think this needs some editing." Author writers, reader looks. Inspired by the love, then, Author flips to favorite books And reader reaches for a pen.
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Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle

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Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle

Gumball wasn't having the best day of his life. After getting beaten up on the playground during recess, Ms. Simian handed him a C minus on the report he worked all week on. So when he ran home from school, he was trying to think about calmer things. He heard that there was going to be a new season of Adventure Time, for instance. But when he fell over a rock, all the emotions that he had bottled up that day came back. He needed to get some steam out, so he started to rap battle against the rock. Gumball: What'cha doin' rock- Uh.. Uh... (sorry, I'm a bit out of practice)... um... um... Yo! You're hesitating me, devastating me, When I want to

3 Deeds

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3 Deeds

Oh, I built a masterpiece~ A piece of chicken pot pie. Dazzling amounts of grease Made by geese and one french fry. Oh, I built a sturdy house Made out of three poker cards. Potentially for a mouse Who enjoys bigger backyards. Oh, I built a strong friendship. Between my crush and her boyfriend. She has yet to call me "hip". But thankfully I can pretend. Oh I built a poem now! Oops, not yet, I'm still writing.

Update1

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Update1

How about the poet's hand? Will he bring you to your dreams? Does he sing about your land With angel choirs and soft themes? NO NO NO! It's an update! "Hy gyz sry. Just want 2 say That i love u and ur gr8. I'll upload more on saturday." What could be more heaven sent? He even gave a compliment! Let us make our schedule full Singing praises to his skull. "Upd8 SOONN!!11 LOVE LOVE LOVE Check out my work, subscribe please!" Rain down comments from above And ask "What is ur favrte cheese?"

Forgotten Friend

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Forgotten Friend

To a certain user here With the knack to disappear. Vanished since the winter time, As dust collects account slime. Remembrance etches away For one past, and gone today. Presently, there's nothing that Brings the bunny from the hat. With a smile, reviews flew From this user's hand, and to Me and you. And when they came, Hungry lions would be tame. Underrated angels sing Words that haunt you lingering. And if you listen, candle light Shimmers while you read tonight.

Magical Night

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Magical Night

As the daylight slowly dimmed, Songbirds stopped their daily song With the sun's rays neatly trimmed, Night approached and moved along The paths and fields of the land. And within the wooded tomb, A mother squirrel held her son's hand As she led him to his room. "NO MORE DINNER, GO TO BED!!" Her voice smashed into his brain And jumped around inside his head And then hopped out his ears again.

Writer's Block

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Writer's Block

It was Sunday, I was full Of flues and tofu casserole. And since no words came from my pen, Writer's block had struck again. Inside my brain, it first felt like A slab of cement crushed my bike The block was bad, a hornet's nest, It won in a staring contest. I penned a verse for my brain's lunch, Block ate it up with one dull crunch. Brain fizzled and was confused, "Must watch TV shows," I mused. I decided that I must run, I ran for my poetic fun. But I recall that I did fall, Climbing over the fourth wall. Block caught up, and ate me whole. And now you know why my soul Is not creatively flowing While the TV is still glowing.

More Sonic Rap Battles!

M

More Sonic Rap Battles!

Sonic VS Knuckles! Sonic: Why hello there, forever alone. I go lightspeed, you stare at stone. I get the feeling that you're slow, so excuse this dust cloud, here I go! *Runs off* Knuckles: They call me Knuckles, from the start, Unlike Sonic, I do not fart! I rougher than an impatient chuckler, And with a punch, today just got Knuckle-r. Unlike this hedgehog, I'm no Mary Sue. I'm patient and- hey, where are you? Sonic: *Returns with chili-dogs* I hope I didn't miss much. Hedgehogs Have fast appetites, and I like chili-dogs. I brought you one too, knucklehead. Knuckles: Can I have a pie, instead? Sonic: *Runs off* ... *Returns with p

Anti-Hen

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Anti-Hen

“Not often Will you see me pen An ode of free verse poetry to a hen And I say, There’s no change today So if you see that fowl bird then, I hope it goes away. Henceforth now I shall take a bow Whenever someone addresses me as ‘Henchman for the cow’. Hens hen-peck And the shriveled neck Allows their singing to be rated ‘terrible train wreck’. Respect? Gone! Whenever they eat they refuse to wear an apron. They are dirty ugly Vikings With weak and poor deformed wings All in all, a terrible phenomenon. Many sighs have been given, (yes, no lies) As to why the guys who butcher are not given a prize. And

Superhero

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Superhero

I’ve got power! The power to smell As if my socks were washed in hell. Power to make steak out of cat, Power to eat cake, and get fat. You can’t put Superman beside me For his socks are always tidy. I too can pass the speed of sound (If I’m burping at the ground). Flipping burgers is too easy. Stale mucus? I’m not queasy. At my will, I grow a tan; My blind grandma says I can. I can change my eyebrows’ hue As I smash through diamond rocks. But there is one thing I can't do. I can't lick horrific socks.

Author and Reader

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Author and Reader

The author marks his deep footprints. Leaving ideas to plant, and, He generously throws hints Quietly buried in the sand. Reader scouts the route and follows Letting the paper drench his heart The voice of author! And all woes, All joy stings him like a dart. Juicy descriptions fill the brain. Quotes are strange when read, hitting Reader to read that sentence again. "I think this needs some editing." Author writers, reader looks. Inspired by the love, then, Author flips to favorite books And reader reaches for a pen.
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