Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle by forthefailure, literature
Literature
Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle
Gumball wasn't having the best day of his life. After getting beaten up on the playground during recess, Ms. Simian handed him a C minus on the report he worked all week on. So when he ran home from school, he was trying to think about calmer things. He heard that there was going to be a new season of Adventure Time, for instance. But when he fell over a rock, all the emotions that he had bottled up that day came back. He needed to get some steam out, so he started to rap battle against the rock.Gumball: What'cha doin' rock-
Uh.. Uh... (sorry, I'm a bit out of practice)... um... um...
Yo! You're hesitating me, devastating me,
When I want t...
Oh, I built a masterpiece~
A piece of chicken pot pie.
Dazzling amounts of grease
Made by geese and one french fry.Oh, I built a sturdy house
Made out of three poker cards.
Potentially for a mouse
Who enjoys bigger backyards.Oh, I built a strong friendship.
Between my crush and her boyfriend.
She has yet to call me "hip".
But thankfully I can pretend.Oh I built a poem now!
Oops, not yet, I'm still writing.
How about the poet's hand?
Will he bring you to your dreams?
Does he sing about your land
With angel choirs and soft themes?NO NO NO! It's an update!
"Hy gyz sry. Just want 2 say
That i love u and ur gr8.
I'll upload more on saturday."What could be more heaven sent?
He even gave a compliment!
Let us make our schedule full
Singing praises to his skull."Upd8 SOONN!!11 LOVE LOVE LOVE
Check out my work, subscribe please!"Rain down comments from above
And ask "What is ur favrte cheese?"
To a certain user here
With the knack to disappear.
Vanished since the winter time,
As dust collects account slime.Remembrance etches away
For one past, and gone today.
Presently, there's nothing that
Brings the bunny from the hat.With a smile, reviews flew
From this user's hand, and to
Me and you. And when they came,
Hungry lions would be tame.Underrated angels sing
Words that haunt you lingering.
And if you listen, candle light
Shimmers while you read tonight.
As the daylight slowly dimmed,
Songbirds stopped their daily song
With the sun's rays neatly trimmed,
Night approached and moved alongThe paths and fields of the land.
And within the wooded tomb,
A mother squirrel held her son's hand
As she led him to his room."NO MORE DINNER, GO TO BED!!"
Her voice smashed into his brain
And jumped around inside his head
And then hopped out his ears again.
It was Sunday, I was full
Of flues and tofu casserole.
And since no words came from my pen,
Writer's block had struck again.Inside my brain, it first felt like
A slab of cement crushed my bike
The block was bad, a hornet's nest,
It won in a staring contest.I penned a verse for my brain's lunch,
Block ate it up with one dull crunch.
Brain fizzled and was confused,
"Must watch TV shows," I mused.I decided that I must run,
I ran for my poetic fun.
But I recall that I did fall,
Climbing over the fourth wall.Block caught up, and ate me whole.
And now you know why my soul
Is not creatively flowing
While the TV is still glowing.
More Sonic Rap Battles! by forthefailure, literature
Literature
More Sonic Rap Battles!
Sonic VS Knuckles!Sonic: Why hello there, forever alone.
I go lightspeed, you stare at stone.
I get the feeling that you're slow,
so excuse this dust cloud, here I go!*Runs off*Knuckles: They call me Knuckles, from the start,
Unlike Sonic, I do not fart!
I rougher than an impatient chuckler,
And with a punch, today just got Knuckle-r.
Unlike this hedgehog, I'm no Mary Sue.
I'm patient and- hey, where are you?Sonic: *Returns with chili-dogs*I hope I didn't miss much. Hedgehogs
Have fast appetites, and I like chili-dogs.
I brought you one too, knucklehead.Knuckles: Can I have a pie, instead?Sonic: *Runs off*...*Returns with pie*Sonic: You kn...
“Not often
Will you see me pen
An ode of free verse poetry to a henAnd I say,
There’s no change today
So if you see that fowl bird then,
I hope it goes away.Henceforth now
I shall take a bow
Whenever someone addresses me as ‘Henchman for the cow’.Hens hen-peck
And the shriveled neck
Allows their singing to be rated ‘terrible train wreck’.Respect? Gone!
Whenever they eat they refuse to wear an apron.
They are dirty ugly Vikings
With weak and poor deformed wings
All in all, a terrible phenomenon. Many sighs have been given, (yes, no lies)
As to why the guys who butcher are not given a prize.
And my cries are dismissed like flies.
I want hen...
I’ve got power! The power to smell
As if my socks were washed in hell.
Power to make steak out of cat,
Power to eat cake, and get fat.You can’t put Superman beside me
For his socks are always tidy.
I too can pass the speed of sound
(If I’m burping at the ground).Flipping burgers is too easy.
Stale mucus? I’m not queasy.
At my will, I grow a tan;
My blind grandma says I can.I can change my eyebrows’ hue
As I smash through diamond rocks.
But there is one thing I can't do.
I can't lick horrific socks.
The author marks his deep footprints.
Leaving ideas to plant, and,
He generously throws hints
Quietly buried in the sand.Reader scouts the route and follows
Letting the paper drench his heart
The voice of author! And all woes,
All joy stings him like a dart.Juicy descriptions fill the brain.
Quotes are strange when read, hitting
Reader to read that sentence again.
"I think this needs some editing."Author writers, reader looks.
Inspired by the love, then,
Author flips to favorite books
And reader reaches for a pen.
Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle by forthefailure, literature
Literature
Gumball vs Larry Rap Battle
Gumball wasn't having the best day of his life. After getting beaten up on the playground during recess, Ms. Simian handed him a C minus on the report he worked all week on. So when he ran home from school, he was trying to think about calmer things. He heard that there was going to be a new season of Adventure Time, for instance. But when he fell over a rock, all the emotions that he had bottled up that day came back. He needed to get some steam out, so he started to rap battle against the rock.Gumball: What'cha doin' rock-
Uh.. Uh... (sorry, I'm a bit out of practice)... um... um...
Yo! You're hesitating me, devastating me,
When I want t...
Oh, I built a masterpiece~
A piece of chicken pot pie.
Dazzling amounts of grease
Made by geese and one french fry.Oh, I built a sturdy house
Made out of three poker cards.
Potentially for a mouse
Who enjoys bigger backyards.Oh, I built a strong friendship.
Between my crush and her boyfriend.
She has yet to call me "hip".
But thankfully I can pretend.Oh I built a poem now!
Oops, not yet, I'm still writing.
How about the poet's hand?
Will he bring you to your dreams?
Does he sing about your land
With angel choirs and soft themes?NO NO NO! It's an update!
"Hy gyz sry. Just want 2 say
That i love u and ur gr8.
I'll upload more on saturday."What could be more heaven sent?
He even gave a compliment!
Let us make our schedule full
Singing praises to his skull."Upd8 SOONN!!11 LOVE LOVE LOVE
Check out my work, subscribe please!"Rain down comments from above
And ask "What is ur favrte cheese?"
To a certain user here
With the knack to disappear.
Vanished since the winter time,
As dust collects account slime.Remembrance etches away
For one past, and gone today.
Presently, there's nothing that
Brings the bunny from the hat.With a smile, reviews flew
From this user's hand, and to
Me and you. And when they came,
Hungry lions would be tame.Underrated angels sing
Words that haunt you lingering.
And if you listen, candle light
Shimmers while you read tonight.
As the daylight slowly dimmed,
Songbirds stopped their daily song
With the sun's rays neatly trimmed,
Night approached and moved alongThe paths and fields of the land.
And within the wooded tomb,
A mother squirrel held her son's hand
As she led him to his room."NO MORE DINNER, GO TO BED!!"
Her voice smashed into his brain
And jumped around inside his head
And then hopped out his ears again.
It was Sunday, I was full
Of flues and tofu casserole.
And since no words came from my pen,
Writer's block had struck again.Inside my brain, it first felt like
A slab of cement crushed my bike
The block was bad, a hornet's nest,
It won in a staring contest.I penned a verse for my brain's lunch,
Block ate it up with one dull crunch.
Brain fizzled and was confused,
"Must watch TV shows," I mused.I decided that I must run,
I ran for my poetic fun.
But I recall that I did fall,
Climbing over the fourth wall.Block caught up, and ate me whole.
And now you know why my soul
Is not creatively flowing
While the TV is still glowing.
More Sonic Rap Battles! by forthefailure, literature
Literature
More Sonic Rap Battles!
Sonic VS Knuckles!Sonic: Why hello there, forever alone.
I go lightspeed, you stare at stone.
I get the feeling that you're slow,
so excuse this dust cloud, here I go!*Runs off*Knuckles: They call me Knuckles, from the start,
Unlike Sonic, I do not fart!
I rougher than an impatient chuckler,
And with a punch, today just got Knuckle-r.
Unlike this hedgehog, I'm no Mary Sue.
I'm patient and- hey, where are you?Sonic: *Returns with chili-dogs*I hope I didn't miss much. Hedgehogs
Have fast appetites, and I like chili-dogs.
I brought you one too, knucklehead.Knuckles: Can I have a pie, instead?Sonic: *Runs off*...*Returns with pie*Sonic: You kn...
“Not often
Will you see me pen
An ode of free verse poetry to a henAnd I say,
There’s no change today
So if you see that fowl bird then,
I hope it goes away.Henceforth now
I shall take a bow
Whenever someone addresses me as ‘Henchman for the cow’.Hens hen-peck
And the shriveled neck
Allows their singing to be rated ‘terrible train wreck’.Respect? Gone!
Whenever they eat they refuse to wear an apron.
They are dirty ugly Vikings
With weak and poor deformed wings
All in all, a terrible phenomenon. Many sighs have been given, (yes, no lies)
As to why the guys who butcher are not given a prize.
And my cries are dismissed like flies.
I want hen...
I’ve got power! The power to smell
As if my socks were washed in hell.
Power to make steak out of cat,
Power to eat cake, and get fat.You can’t put Superman beside me
For his socks are always tidy.
I too can pass the speed of sound
(If I’m burping at the ground).Flipping burgers is too easy.
Stale mucus? I’m not queasy.
At my will, I grow a tan;
My blind grandma says I can.I can change my eyebrows’ hue
As I smash through diamond rocks.
But there is one thing I can't do.
I can't lick horrific socks.
The author marks his deep footprints.
Leaving ideas to plant, and,
He generously throws hints
Quietly buried in the sand.Reader scouts the route and follows
Letting the paper drench his heart
The voice of author! And all woes,
All joy stings him like a dart.Juicy descriptions fill the brain.
Quotes are strange when read, hitting
Reader to read that sentence again.
"I think this needs some editing."Author writers, reader looks.
Inspired by the love, then,
Author flips to favorite books
And reader reaches for a pen.
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