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“I--I hardly know, sir, just at present--
at least I know who I WAS when I got up this morning,
but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”
You can call me Sebastian, you can call me Alice. You can call me he, you can call me she, and in the words of Rupaul, "You can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."
But seriously, call me Sebastian or Alice. Richard works, too.
Or, if you'd prefer to think of a rad nickname for me, I'd appreciate that. I go by a lot of names, so I don't mind adding to the list.
Welcome to my page. I draw sometimes and cry a lot. I'm not a great person, but I'm always trying to improve. I've punched death in the face four times on separate occasions, and I've just been trying to do my best ever since.
I'm the human equivalent of an espresso with too much artificial sweetener, as I am small, bitter, saccharine, and gross. I'm also easily overwhelmed, socially inept, and I'm not a good person and I hate myself, but those don't quite fit the espresso metaphor.
I'm a real human bean, and a real hero.
Hope to talk to you soon, mate.