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Pointless meme stolen from... someplace I can't remember.
3. Q Junior
4. Wesley Crusher
5. Dick Grayson
6. Robin Lefler
9. Wally West (Kid Flash)
1. 9 (Wally) is taking a simple stroll through the park. Suddenly a large bear trap ensares 9 (Wally)'s leg. Don't ask how it got there it just did. 7 (Riker) and 5 (Dick) just so happen to be around. What do they do?
Riker: Here son, let me help you there *uses lumberjack strength to lift him out and pedosmiles at Wally.
Dick: You didn't hack the motion sensors.
2. 3 (Q2) and 1 (Icheb) decide that maybe they should have a child together. If they did what would it look like?
asdfljafdsjk. Q would turn into a girl and they would have boring Q finger sex, and then there would be a little girl, and Icheb would make her wear ugly sweaters just like his, and she would have two different eye colors, IDK why.
3. 10 (Janeway) has magically shrunk down into the size of a pea. Sucks to be him (*coff* HER) because he's stuck on the kitchen floor. A gaint Cockroach then approaches him, and is not looking to friendly. What does 10 do?
Dazzles him with her sexy voice.
4. 8 (Spock), 6 (Robin), 4 (Wesley), and 2 (Q) are all dressed up like lady gaga and are dancing to bad romance. What do the others have to say about this.
Poor Icheb would be so confused, but the others would take it in stride.
5. 3 (Q2) decides to tango with a q-tip...how does that go.
Fantastically. He's a Q, ergo he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
6. 4 (Wesley) can now run really fast now. He somehow ran so fast he flew off into outer space. 4, how does it feel to be you?
Wesley: AWESOME. AND I'M A MARTY-STU, SO THIS COULD TOTES BE CANON.
7. 7 (Riker) and 8 (Spock) were going to get some ice cream when suddenly 5 (Dick) fell off a 20 story building. He lands on 7 (Riker) and kills him. 8 (Spock) begins to cry and vomit while 5 (Dick) is laughing with joy. Then 3 (Q2) bust out of police car that just passed by the ice cream shop. 3 (Q2) has an armed weapon and accidently kills 2 (Q) who was just walking by. 1 (Icheb) then decides to throw thousands of ice cream scopes at 3 (Q2), hoping to distract him. 3 (Q2) falls and cracks his head open. While 3 is bleeding to death, 2 comes back from the dead and starts making out with 3. 9 (Wally West) joins in on the fun because he was watching this from the other side of the street. 4 (Wesley) is sitting in the middle of the street, and biting his toe nails. 10 (Janeway)...is this story true?
Janeway: Well, parts of it. Riker and Spock were
getting ice cream together while fangirling over Kirk. Dick would fall off a building and survive. He's Robin. Riker died. Spock did not exhibit any emotions. That was Q Jr. trying to spice up the story, but Spock is a Vulcan who barely knew Riker. Q Jr. killing Q is Q Jr propaganda again. And the rest is bullshit, except for Wally joining and Wesley biting his toe nails. Yet, how would I know? I'm stuck in the Delta quadrant.
8. Was that last question painful?
9. If 1 (Icheb) was mashed potatoes what would 10 (Janeway) spoon over them?
Kathy's too classy for mash potatoes.
10. 2 (Q) is ranting about *insertcontroversialtopichere*. Suddenly people start throwing bricks at them. What do the other characters do?
Join in. Though Q would just snap himself out of the situation.
11. 5 (Dick) has just won the best prize ever! A walk across the sun. Do they enjoy it?
12. 9 (Wally),5 (Dick),3 (Q2) are stuck in a burning house that has kerosene, napalm, and other various flammable objects. What do the 3 of them do?
Dick would acrobat his way out, and then light it on fire with his explosives from his utility belt which he never leaves the house without. Q would just snap and free himself. Wally would team up with Dick and sprint out.
13. The world is going to end tomorrow. A black hole is going to suck up the earth in 24 hours. What does everyone do?
Q would watch the rest of them scramble around trying to find some red matter, while he would just get rid of it at the last possible second. Humans should be studied under distress *Q shrug*
14. I'M JUST KIDDING! It was one huge hoax. How do you feel now guys?
15. Yeah that was from family guy...whatcha gonna do 1 (Icheb)?
TO THE ASTROMETRICS LAB, while Q-Ball hits on me. And I hate family guy.
16. 4 (Wesley) is taking a bath but Freddy Kreugar kills him/her. 5 (Dick) walks in and see's 4 (Wesley's) dead. Suddenly 5 is in a nightmare and Freddy is about to kill them. What is going through 5's mind?
Dick: Oh shit. Infinite crisis.
17. 2 (Q) hears about this on the news while babysitting 2 little kids. Can you guess what's going to happen?
Q would freak out, because he sucks with kids. So he would go running to Janeway or Picard, depending what mood he's in.
18. YEP MICHAEL MYERS SHOWS UP AND KILLS 2 (Q)! Turns out it was secretly 10 (Janeway) though. 10 what do you have to say for yourself?
Janeway has been waiting a long time to do that, never mind that he is immortal and omnipotent.
19. Then Jason shows up and kills 10 (Janeway)...YAY who's happy?
20. The other slasher villains sit in the corner and weep because I didn't think of using them. Does anyone care about their feelings?