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FluteJazz

Music, cartoons and silliness!
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When I'm Killin' Zombies - George Formby Parody

*To the tune of "When I'm Cleanin' Windows" by George Formby. Now I go killin’ zombies to keep m’self alive Wandering round the suburbs with me handy MP5 Now it's a job that don’t suit me But zombie killer you would be If you could see the hell I see When I’m killin’ zombies Armageddon’s just a blast! If only virus worked that fast The things I do to save me arse When I’m killin’ zombies In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll kill these blasted zombies Until I’ve had me lot The zombie bride, she looks divine The groom escaped her just in time A wedding’s just a

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When I'm Killin' Zombies - George Formby Parody

*To the tune of "When I'm Cleanin' Windows" by George Formby. Now I go killin’ zombies to keep m’self alive Wandering round the suburbs with me handy MP5 Now it's a job that don’t suit me But zombie killer you would be If you could see the hell I see When I’m killin’ zombies Armageddon’s just a blast! If only virus worked that fast The things I do to save me arse When I’m killin’ zombies In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll kill these blasted zombies Until I’ve had me lot The zombie bride, she looks divine The groom escaped her just in time A wedding’s just a

Featured

98 deviations

If I were... --Music--

If I were a rock star, If I were famous, If I were always in the papers... Would I be... Any happier than I am already. Someone's got to loose it. Some will go, Some will walk away. The rest of us will fight another day. And Oh.. The crowds are a million strong, They'll do what they've loved all along. And they'll be... Happy. Hopefully. And Oh.. The crowds are a million strong, They'll do what they've loved all along. And they'll be... Happy. Hopefully.       Fame is a lie.       It takes over our lives.       It's in control of us.       Fame is a lie.       It takes over your mind.       You have to stay in

Music

3 deviations
Bass Clef is Feeling Low

Cartoons

9 deviations

When I'm Killin' Zombies - George Formby Parody

*To the tune of "When I'm Cleanin' Windows" by George Formby. Now I go killin’ zombies to keep m’self alive Wandering round the suburbs with me handy MP5 Now it's a job that don’t suit me But zombie killer you would be If you could see the hell I see When I’m killin’ zombies Armageddon’s just a blast! If only virus worked that fast The things I do to save me arse When I’m killin’ zombies In my profession I'll work hard But I'll never stop I'll kill these blasted zombies Until I’ve had me lot The zombie bride, she looks divine The groom escaped her just in time A wedding’s just a

Plants and Animals

38 deviations
Sky meets Sand

Scapes

19 deviations
Lightning Strikes

Photojournalism

7 deviations
Sand Texture

Textures Only

7 deviations
Free as a Bird

Original Artworks

12 deviations

See You.

It's been a heavy day. There's something on my mind. You can't just blame me for The feelings you can't find. The past is the past, let's keep it that way. My life's getting better and I've got to say. I don't miss you. We're both better off this way. It's not that I dislike you; I think you're just fine. I wish you could be happier more of the time. Life isn't perfect and life isn't fair. You play your cards however you dare. See you. Another day. Wishing you the best, But it's better I don't stay. See you. Goodbye forever! We only hurt ourselves too much, When we stick together. Friends aren't always forever. Love doesn't always last

Literature

12 deviations
Lightning Strikes

People

3 deviations
Something Sinister I

Concepts and Ideas

6 deviations
Innocence

Scraps

8 deviations