Happy birthday once again my Argentinian Angel who still missing in action! Once again for the 3rd year in a row I'm leaving you an elaborate birthday message in the hopes that you may see it somehow and appreciate it. A thought just hit me I just imagined you being kidnapped this whole time which gave me a pretty nice thrill just thinking of it and imagining you bound and gagged somewhere still being hot the whole time.
I like the idea so much that I think I'll write a story about you involving this scenario explaining your disappearance. I'm sure you won't mind but if you do and come back to tell me I won't mind that either