Announcer: "And the surprise winner and new champion, Sister Fedora!"
Sis. Fedora's coach: *Whisper* "Remember champ, keep him hydrated and well fed, you've got all week with him."
Br. Demetrius: "Here's your belt, champ!"
*Crowd of women cheer and clap.*
Sister Fedora: "THANK YOU, EVERYONE!"
Br. Demetrius: "Hey! What're you?"
*Crowd of women continue to cheer and clap.*
Announcer: "You've won the match champ, what do you plan to do now?"
Sis. Fedora: "Enjoy some alone time with my 'prize'. Umph, the things I'll do to him."
Br. Demetrius: "Hey, this is is undignified. Put me down!"
*Crowd of women riotously scream as cheering and clapping gives way to explosion of loud whistling, and cat calling.*