Commissar: "You had naughty thoughts didn't you Guardsman? I know you did! And so does Mr Boltpistol! Mr Boltpistol hates heretics, don't you Mr Boltpistol!?"
Commissar(Incredibly bad ventriloquism): "Yes, I do!"
Commissar: "And what do we do with heretics, Mr Boltpistol?"
Commissar(Incredibly bad ventriloquism) : "We take them back to barracks and spank them until they confess!"
Commissar: "That's right Mr Boltpistol!"
Guardsman: "Why can't I get a Commissar who just shoots me? Anything would be better than this endless teasing"
Death Korps Trooper #1: "Hey look over there, it's that new Commissar. And she bullying that Cadian Gurardsman again!?"
Death Korps Trooper #2: "Really again? Because the way she's acting like that makes me think that she not effectively being good as a Commissar like at all?"
Death Korps Trooper #3: "Bet you guys that she nothing more than a actually a coward!
Death Korps Commissar: "Indeed in fact She'll probably wouldn't survive a bayonet charge and probably hide somewhere in a bunker!"
hmmm...having a sadistic(?) smile while motivating a guardsmen via bolt pistol? Keep an eye on this one I sense potential Slaanesh shenanigans are afoot. In fact execute the commissar to be on the safe side...in fact execute the gaurdman's too incase he is making the commissar act like this...just to be on the safe side.