F to the E in Second day of schoolPrinciple John: (Sighs)....ok, what exactly is going on here?
Officer: Well Principle John, I caught these two playing hooky in town. The red one was causing acts of vandalism and the purple one was caught under age drinking at a liquor store.
Emerald: Look John, I wouldn't be listening to this freak, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Officer: I saw you throw beer bottles off the roof.
Emerald: Oh that could've been anybody.
Officer: What time is it?
Principle John: 9:30....
Office: Turn on the news.....
(He turned to channel 13 on the principle's portable tv to show Emerald on the roof of the liquor store swearing and throwing beer bottles at cop cars.)
Emerald: Ummm.....well obviously there's someone ruining my good name. This is clearly an imposter on the news.
Office: Do you obviously think I'll believe that? -_-
Emerald: Actually no....you clearly don't have the brains to be a real cop.
Flare vs Kai
Training in the mountains, Flare the Hedgehog is surprised when his friend Chronicle teleports to him out of thin air.
Flare: Huh? Chronicle?
Chronicle: Flare....prepare yourself...I sense a powerful presence on his way to this exact location!
Flare: Presence? Ummm....why is that?
Chronicle: Don't question it! All I know is that you're gonna be screwed unless you take this seriously and fight!
Flare: Fight? Oh cool!
Chronicle: COOL!?! This isn't cool! Your life is on the line!
Flare: Relax....I got this...no problem at all....
(Meanwhile, a few miles from where they're talking, a red hedgehog is on his way via motorcycle.)
Kai: (In mind: This hedgehog is believed to be super strong? I'd like to see that for myself.)
Flare: Agh! I felt a small power strike! He's near.....well...gotta go!
(He levitates into the air an flies off to meet this new fighter halfway.)
Chronicle: No! Flare wait! God....why doesn't he l
Emerald's origin rapHost: Hello….welcome to Talking Video Games…..today we’re talking to characters about their lives in their series. We have many guests here….first off…
Mario: Hello, it’s a me Mario! I am a plumber of the mushroom kingdom!
Samus: Hi, I’m Samus, I hunt down creatures and kill them.
Emerald: (drinks a beer before speaking) Sup, I’m Emerald…..you wanna know about my life? Well I’ll tell you…..
Host: Wait…is he gonna….oh SHIIIIT!!!!!
Emerald: It all happened after the space park fell! Appeared Dr. Crystal, one insane dung bell! He stole the wisps and returned to his zone, and created powerful hedgehog clones! There was Flare, Volt, and well of course me! Fused with the wisps universal ki! We were trained to become the most deadly of beasts! And devour this planet like it was our own feast! But then Flare escaped and said…
Flare: Fuck this shit!
Emerald: Did the d
DA Games: Day 8See this day first....http://flareemerald77.deviantart.com/art/DA-Games-Day-7-538804784?q=gallery%3AFlareEmerald77&qo=0
Last time at the DA Games....our 17 mobian contestants went on a simple canoe ride.....until tragedy struck! There was giant squids....and zombies....it was absolutely amazing! In a shocking end, Emerald saved Geoff and took the huge wave of water himself...uhh...also Volt, who was puked out of a plant. They were soon rescued, and fed to the stink pit! This time, we're gonna go on an awesome hunting trip! And when I say "we".....I mean them! Right here...right now....at the DA Games!
(In the Green Hills cabin.)
Darrick: zzzzz....Darrick is asleep.......zzzzzzz
Cyber Hawk: zzzzzzz.....
(Narrator slams the door open and throws water on them.)
All three: AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: Good morning!
Strife: WHAT THE F@$@$ IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!
Narrator: Meet me by docks! Time for you
DA Games: Day 7See previous day first: http://flareemerald77.deviantart.com/art/DA-Games-Day-6-538404594
Narrator: Last time at the DA Games, our remaining challengers had to test their ability to overcome what fears them most. A lot of people passed out and I'm pretty sure a few wet themselves. But the most terrifying display was the return of Surge, who appeared as a weird looking sludge beast. Don't worry, we kicked him down the stink pit. Who's gonna go next? Stay tune for the most shocking display yet....here....at the DA Games!
(The remaining contestants were waiting for the Narrator by the ocean.)
Narrator: Greetings and salutations my freaks! Today's challenge is gonna be a real treat.....for me that is!
Emerald: Ummm.....can I go home? I don't wanna do this anymore....
Narrator: Shut up and listen to me....today's challenge will feature you all in a race in canoes! Your objective is to race to that spooky looking island over there....sail along the river