In a flash of light, he appeared in a small room. All he can hear is a voice.
ARISE….WARRIOR…THE BATTLE IS ABOUT TO BEGN…..
Mario: Eh? Battle?
PUT ON YOUR UNIFORM AND ENTER THE ARENA…..
Mario: Uhhh…okey dokey…
He does, then is escorted down a dark hallway. Beside him is a large stone tablet. There are several figures fighting on it, some looked familiar to him.
Mario: This….uhh doesn’t look like a Bowser’s castle….
He walks through a large stone, standing before a huge colosseum of people cheering.
Mario: Definitely in another castle…..
A door opens beside him, a familiar blue hedgehog walks out.
Sonic: Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen….just look at fan art.
Another one opens, a cloaked figure in white walks out.
Altair: What time is this?
More figures arrive, fifty in total. Each one confused as to where they’ve been taken. The voice returns….
YOU ARE ALL HERE FOR ONE PURPOSE….TO DECIDE….WHICH AMONG YOU…IS THE GREATEST HERO IN VIDEO GAMES……
Luigi: M…M….Mario? I wanna go home….
Mario: Don’t a worry, Luigi. We don’t have to a fight if we a don’t want to….
YOU MUST….FOR IF YOU REFUSE…YOU WILL DIE…
Dragonborn: Then so be it.
Fox: Now hold on a second! Whatever this voice is, it wants us to fight to the death for his amusement……its master hand all over again.
Snake: The talking fox has a point. We need to stop this before it begins.
Spy: Correct….besides….no use killing you all if I don’t get paid for it.
Scout: Yeah….lets just…wait a minute….oh god…PYRO NO!
Pyro: MMMPH! MMMMMMPH!!!!
He runs over to the nearest living thing, Jigglypuff, and lights him on fire using his flamethrower.
The poor innocent pokemon was now reduced to a melting puddle, like an overcooked marshmallow. Pyro began laughing maniacally, as his fellow teammates look upon him in disgust.
Demonman: GOD DAMMIT, PYRO!
Scout: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!
Solider: Anyone else smell roasted marshmallows?
THE BATTLE BEGINS….NOW!!!!!
Mario looks over in shock as he’s tackled to the ground by the white cloaked man. A hidden blade appears from his hand, inches away from the plumber’s neck.
Altair: This isn’t personal, but it must be done. ACK!
He’s shot off Mario by a wave of energy. Mario looks behind him to see a familiar face. Samus Aran, the galactic bounty hunter.
Samus: No use are those Smash games if we’re all dead, right?
He gives her the thumbs up.
Mario: You make a good point.
Altair gets back on his feet, facing Samus.
Altair: Never seen armor like that before. But it won’t protect you from me.
He charges toward Samus, who fires another blast of energy using her arm cannon. But this time, the assassin saw it coming, leaping out of the way and hurling a small knife into the cannon just as Samus was charging another attack. It began to malfunction, sending sparks flying, which knock Samus off her feet. Altair leaps into the air, his hidden blade revealed once more, but Samus quickly takes her ball form and evades the attack. Meanwhile, another fellow assassin, Ezio Auditore, is battling the marital arts fighter, Ryu, in hand to hand combat.
Ezio: You’re quite good, do you perhaps consider sharing your skills with others?
Ryu: You’re not worthy to possess such knowledge. HADOKEN!
Out of his hands appears a blue wave of energy, to which Ezio dodges with a swift back flip.
Ezio: Is that so? Such a shame….
From his wrist gauntlet, Ezio fires a bullet straight into Ryu’s shoulder, causing him to collapse. He then reveals his own hidden blade, preparing to finish off his opponent when he too is suddenly knocked off his feet.
Ryu: A true martial artist doesn’t resort to cheap tricks.
Ezio: You call them cheap…I call them…life savers….
In his hand are smoke bombs, which he throws down by Ryu’s feet. His surroundings are blinded by the smoke, taking a defensive stance to avoid any sneak attacks.
Ryu: Coward….show yourself!
The smoke clears, with Ezio on the ground. In front of him was none other than Solid Snake.
Snake: True martial artist, you say?
He takes the stance of his signature fighting style, CQC, as Ryu prepares for round 2.
Papyrus: NYEEEH HEEHEEE!!!! A FEEBLE HUMAN WISHES TO FACE ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, IN BATTLE!?! HOW PATHETIC!
Before the skeleton was a little man wearing green boxing gloves.
Papyrus: VERY WELL, HUMAN! I SHALL MAKE YOUR DEATH QUICK AND PAINLE-
Using a swift uppercut, Little Mac launches Papyrus’ skull clean off his body.
Papyrus: NYEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEEHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OW! OW! OW!
He lands somewhere on the other side of the colosseum.
Papyrus: Well…this is embarrassing….eh?
The skull is crushed by a large furry leg. Donkey Kong stood tall and proud, pounding his chest in glee as he prepared to face his opponent in battle.
Sub-Zero: Ape….I have no time for this….step aside….now!
He throws a punch at the ninja, who easily dodges, and grabs the gorilla’s fist.
Sub-Zero: You leave me no choice.
In the blink of an eye, Sub-Zero freezes Donkey Kong’s whole body, then shatters it to pieces in a swift kick.
Heavy: HAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA! CRY SOME MORE! CRY SOME MORE!!!!
With his mini gun in hand, the Heavy Weapons Guy opened fire on the blue child in body armor before him. He quickly leaps into the air, firing what appeared to be energy blasts in the shape of lemons out of his arm cannon, knocking the gun out of Heavy’s hands.
Heavy: NO! SASHAAAA!!!! LITTLE PUNY MAN! I KILL YOU FOR THAT! RAAAAAAGH!!!!!
He charges at the blue bomber in rage, before being turned to ash by a simple blast of the mega buster.
Yoshi: ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK! ACK!
This is all Yoshi could say as he was being slammed into the wall and ground repeatedly by a smiling skeleton in a blue sweatshirt. When he got tired for a second, he let the small dinosaur go, who quickly fires his tongue out at him. To his surprise, however, the skeleton grabs the tongue, and starts to laugh.
Sans: What’s wrong, dino? Cat got your tongue?
He looks over to see Little Mac, standing before the headless body of his brother.
Sans: Today’s your lucky day, dino….
He says as he slams him into the wall one last time. But as he walks towards Little Mac, his eye starts to glow.
Sans: But as for you, human, I see nothing but baaaaaaad times ahead.
The green little brother to Mario is running for his life, with the psychotic Pyro behind him.
Pyro: MMMPH! MMMPH!!!!!!! MMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, three gunmen try to take out the Lone Wanderer, protected by their bullets thanks to the defenses of the power armor he was wearing.
Leon: Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but I miss zombies.
Jill: There has to be a way to get past that armor.
Chris: I got an idea….this should do it.
He takes out a grenade, and hurls it under the Wanderer’s feet. An explosion instantly goes off, but through the wreckage, the armored man still stood.
Jill: Great plan, Chris.
She said sarcastically, of course.
Chris: Anyone have an RPG on them?
Leon: No, and its never there when you need it too.
Some fighters decided not to fight at all. Such as Princess Peach and Princess Daisy, simply watching the fights on the sidelines while drinking tea. Ignoring the screams and explosions like they weren’t even there.
Peach: So anyway, the second the fans see an upskirt, they go simply primitive. Honestly, I’m quite disgusted by it.
Daisy: Oh god, you think that’s gonna happen to me in Smash Ultimate?
Peach: Chances are, they’ll put a black void under your dress like me.
Daisy: Uhhhh….does that make it better?
Peach: You’d think…..but no.
Sonic the Hedgehog wasn’t fighting at all either. Just kept on running around, until he found himself surrounded by Captain Falcon, Nathan Drake, Scout, and Sniper.
Nathan: Times up, hedgehog.
Sonic: Guys look, can’t we be civil about this?
In that split second of the moment, a flaming spear is shot through Sniper’s chest.
Sniper: AGH! WHAT THE—AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sonic: Apparently not…..
He dragged several feet away from them, his whole body soon lighting up like wood on a campfire. His killer was none other than the vile Scorpion.
Scorpion: Blue rat….prepare to die.
Nathan: Uhhh…he’s all yours!
Scout: Yeah! Yeah! I uhhh…..have an appointment somewhere…that isn’t here!
The two run off, but Captain Falcon still stood his ground.
Captain Falcon: Wrong place at the wrong time, buddy. Won’t lie to you, this is gonna hurt like hell…FALCON…GAH!
The spear is shot into his chest.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!!!!
With a swift pull of the chain connecting the spear, Captain Falcon is lunged towards Scorpion, who proceeds to chop his head off using one of his swords.
Sonic: Dude….what did I ever do to you!?!
Scorpion: Such a nuisance….as is everyone else here…you’re nothing special….
He peals off his mask, revealing a flaming skull for a head.
Sans: Bro? Is that you?
He says this after avenging Papyrus’ death, by obliterating Little Mac’s body using a gaster blaster.
Scorpion: Just another pawn in my way!
Sub-Zero: Leave the beast alone….its me you want!
He turns around to see his arch enemy, Sub-Zero. In his hand is the severed spine of the Soldier. His head was still attached to it.
Sub-Zero: Let’s end this here, once and for all.
TO BE CONTINUED………...