He hadn’t been human for very long but even Axel knew that most edible food didn’t jiggle or appear alive in any sense of the word. ”Are you sure this isn’t one of Vexen’s experiments?” the redhead asked skeptically as he glanced down to his wife who was busy looking at a list that reminded him more of a hit-list than of the shopping variety.
"Yes, and even if it was I’m sure it wouldn’t be interested in you."
"That’s what you said when we first met too."
"That was completely different. You were annoying, you still are annoying and not made out of jello."
So that’s what it was called.
He still wasn’t completely convinced that it wasn’t alive.
"Well, I hope not. I’m too good-looking to be that ugly, or jiggly."
Axel had abs of steel.
They hadn’t been shopping for very long either but he was already convinced that it was one of the most boring of missions yet. Although it did have some perks