You wanna make some toast?
Go in the fridge
And get the bread
Before they shoot you dead in the head
Get the drink off the table and put it on a coaster
I want my bread crunchy so I'll put it in the toaster
You can get it wheat or you can get it white
Eat it in the day or even at night
I like my toast with some butter
Don't yell at me or I'll tell your MOTHER
You can tikkity talk and talk talk and yak yak
But you can't talk smack if I like my bread black
Be careful not to get too close and burn your hair
When the toast is ready better catch it in midair
Crack and clean my foble foobl
Cause I like toast not toaster strudels
Stop your glutting and stop your boasting
And help me get this piece of bread toasting
