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  • Deviant for 11 years
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My Bio
Just a simple country boy.

Current Residence: Tyler Texas
Print preference: New Times Roman
Favourite genre of music: Country
Favourite style of art: Surreal/Deco
Operating System: A board certified surgical team.
MP3 player of choice: Is that like the running back?
Shell of choice: Scallop
Wallpaper of choice: Fleur -des-lis
Skin of choice: Mine, though I do tend to get under others.
Favourite cartoon character: Spider-Man
Personal Quote: "Any day above ground is a good day."

Favourite Visual Artist
Van Gough/ Dali
Favourite Movies
Citizen Kane
Favourite TV Shows
Elementary, Person of Interest, Star Trek (TOS)
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Donald Fagan
Favourite Writers
Hemmingway/Bradbury
Favourite Games
Chess
Favourite Gaming Platform
Card Table or other suitable hard surface.
Tools of the Trade
Was an M-16, now a word processor. Do you have any idea how hard it is to kill somebody with a Dell
Other Interests
Hiking, Hunting, Camping, Shooting, Eating Woodland Creatures
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You hate me for being an America, then you destroy life. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
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Hello My little Wanker Monkeys: Okay, in familiar circles, I lapse into an almost incomprhensible tongue often referred to as a drawal. That is my normal manner of speech. I have traveled extensively and found that most Europeans understand me. Having said that, while in college, I did master that nasal midwest intonation that is favoured throughout the country. That being said, no matter how I speak, I am widely understood throughout the world. But what about the Brit's? Do they speak English? Russian, as my first language growing up in my house, and English, the LANGUAGE of my beloved United States are my favourite languages. German is r
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Good Afternoon My deplorable Little Monkeys: Well, it's that time of year again. There is a crisp bite in the air (for those not lucky enough to live in milder climes), the stores are decorated in a festive fashion festooned with bright red and green trimmings and children dream of what that pagan elf "Santa"  will bring them as it is damn near illegal to dream of or even make any mention of Jesus Christ. In short, A happy, politically correct (PC = left wing sanctioned Christian bashing), atmosphere permeates all. Well, mostly happy anyway. This is also the time of year when we remember those sneaky Jap bastards. Happy December 7th. Reme
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I am back on DeviantArt and after all these years I still remember your writing. Hope all is well and you make your return as well!
Hey Sarge!! How have you been?? It's been way too long since I last got to talk to you!!! I've moved accounts again deary. I really gotta stop doing that haha. You can find me on :iconintransient-soul: now <3 MISS YOU!!!
Where you been, man :?
How ya doin'?
It took you that long to come up with an answer? So it's true - all you republicunts are dumb. No wonder you hold a rifle on your profile photo - you have no dick.
Dude, I don't think we can keep this up. I fear we have (my fault) gone beyond the simple attack and made this absurd.

I did enjoy writing yesterdays reply, but I feel that we have taken it as far as we can. (I am sorry about your crack whore mother though).

To keep it interesting, if possible, I suggest you attack my Texan and/or my Russian heritage, whilst I go after that faggy, wispy almost girl like beard and your obvious weight problem.

Cheers,

P.S. Pouty lips such as yours, I have only seen on Angelina Jolie, Hannah Davis and homosexuals. Congrats. As an open minded person of the twenty first century, I salute you on your many male/male relations and would like to offer you a coupon for 10 (ten) percent (%) off your next 55 gallon drum of Vaseline.

P.P.S.

I further would like to apologise to you for thinking badly of you that you dress up like a little fanboy. [link] .

You already must feel pathetic without me rubbing it in. I am truly sorry.
If you can't keep it up, get a Viagra, pup. Me, I have no problem with that. Any time your brainless persona needs a good bashing, you can gobble on my penis. I'm always glad to donate my bodily fluids to my favorite bitch.

As far as your alleged Russian heritage, your mom sucking dicks in Gorky Park for a few rubles doesn't mean you have Russian blood in you. More like sperm. Take a Kleenex and wipe it of your lips, pup, you don't have to emulate your mom in everything.

As for my looks, I'm sure that closet gay like you has a lot of fashion tips etc, but real men don't bother much with that. They also don't pose with weapons to show everyone how (allegedly) tough they are. That is called "overcompensation" and you should look it up, pup. Nice hat, by the way - it perfectly hides your dick shaped head.

P.S. As you can see, we have a lot of fun on cruises. You're welcome to join ANY cruise ship - I'm sure that you would be a joy to many gay dancers onboard. You wouldn't even have to wear a butt plug anymore, they'd make sure that you're always plugged!
Dude,

Okay, I give. I know that in the new century that you have the right to look like a little pussy with that wispy little beard and fat pouty lips.

So you like to take it in the ass. Who cares any more? Why are you so militant and why do you hide your extreme fetishes by attacking others?

So you have a small dick? Ralph Nader and Obama have thin lips, they will accomodate you.

I am sorry you feel slighted. I did not mean to make you feel ill at ease with your obvious shortcomings.

With your tiny little dick, I suggest that you fuck the gerbils as opposed to letting them loose in your rectum.

Live and let live I say... Just not in my neighbourhood. Stay in France.