Dude, I don't think we can keep this up. I fear we have (my fault) gone beyond the simple attack and made this absurd.
I did enjoy writing yesterdays reply, but I feel that we have taken it as far as we can. (I am sorry about your crack whore mother though).
To keep it interesting, if possible, I suggest you attack my Texan and/or my Russian heritage, whilst I go after that faggy, wispy almost girl like beard and your obvious weight problem.
P.S. Pouty lips such as yours, I have only seen on Angelina Jolie, Hannah Davis and homosexuals. Congrats. As an open minded person of the twenty first century, I salute you on your many male/male relations and would like to offer you a coupon for 10 (ten) percent (%) off your next 55 gallon drum of Vaseline.
I further would like to apologise to you for thinking badly of you that you dress up like a little fanboy. [link]
You already must feel pathetic without me rubbing it in. I am truly sorry.