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Toon It Up: Just Inked This Way “Oh, come on bro!” Malik snapped, looking angrily at the bouncer, “Why can’t I go in?”
“You’re not right for the place, bro,” the bouncer sighed, “So, just hurry along and get out of here.”
It was a Friday night and a young black man was trying to get into a new club that had just opened up in his town. He didn’t know much about it, his friends and family saying they had never been there or never got in. Very curious about the place, he decided to check things out himself.
“Seriously, help a brother out!” The dark-skinned bouncer rolled eyes and turned his head away from the young adult.
Malik huffed and turned his back, prepared to just give up and leave. However, in the corner of his eye, he saw the door creak open. A smooth, sultry voice floated out. “Don’t b
Daddy Get Pony-ified “Honey, I really don’t get this obsession.”
“For the last time, it is not an obsession! It just helps me look my best.”
“But I thought you didn’t care that much about your appearance?”
“I don’t, but that doesn’t mean I can’t have a day when I want to look really pretty and stuff. Now, just help me find my bottle!”
It was peaceful evening at Henderson apartment. A young couple in their early thirties were busy looking for a certain bottle belonging to the wife, Callie. The young woman, very homely in appearance, occasionally visited a certain brewer who provided her with a little beauty booster for when she wanted to feel fancy.
However, her latest potion was nowhere to be seen. “It can’t have gotten far!” Callie huffed, looking under the bed in vain,
Skate, Eat, Femmy “I really should take walks more often!” Eve cheerfully spoke as she strolled down the sidewalk, “I keep missing out on some nice exercise and weather by teleporting from place to place all the time!”
The young trainee witch had just left a fast food joint with a big bag of food. She was on her way to visit her boyfriend, who was terribly sick in bed. She was going to spend all day with him and make sure he felt all better.
Got the burgers, she thought happily, the fries, plenty of napkins, ketchup, and…
BAM! Eve was suddenly knocked to the ground, falling flat on her butt as the sound of a rolling skateboard past by. She let out a small squeak as she hit the pavement, a nearby passerby helping her back up quickly.
“You alright miss?” Asked the good Samaritan.
“Y-yeah,” the gr
Clown It Up: Hitting the Pole “Okay now I’m sure I made a wrong turn somewhere around here,” Vinny quietly said, lowering his orange shades for a better look. Glancing around the street he was driving down, it was filled with bright, colorful, gaudy-looking cars, some barely a fourth the size of his own car. The buildings were just as colorful and people with bleach white skin, round noses, and crazy hairdos & physiques were walking about.
Vinny was heading home from a different county, having did a bunch of shopping, when he decided to take a shortcut. Where it took him was certainly an odd sight to be sure. Checking his GPS, it wasn’t even working properly and he couldn’t find his way out of the silly city.
Taking a deep breath, he slowly said to himself, “Alright… let’s not panic here. I should just pull over and ask for directions. Everyone looks very weird, but they d
Clown It Up: The New Owner “Damn,” Cindy muttered as she hopped the fence, “They weren’t kidding about this place. It’s like a graveyard or something.”
Cindy was a young freshman, having just finished high school and entering college. It was a bit scary for her attending a school out of state, but it didn’t compare to the area she currently found herself in.
The 19-year-old was interested in making connections and friends as soon as she got into the college, deciding to make it a priority to join a sorority. As a pledge, she ended up catering to every girl’s whim and doing whatever they wanted. It was frustrating, but never too difficult or that much a problem.
Today was an exception, but also a possible end. The leaders were prepared to let her join officially and strip off the pledge title, but on one condition that seemed more like something a fraternity wou
Text Message Says Liek OMG “And that should be everything on AkuOreo,” mumbled Silvie as she typed away. She cracked her neck and stretched her shoulders, the stiffness in them fading.
The older woman was working away on a big project, The Hitchhiker's Guide to DeviantArt Transformations. She had been commissioned to undertake a huge guidebook to some of the popular artists and writers within the DeviantArt community and do a write up on each of them. She had just finish the report on AkuOreo and had a ton of work still ahead of her that day.
Hitting the save button, the sharply dressed woman leaned back in her seat and stretched out her arms this time. Wiggling her fingers a bit, she sighed, “that one was a doozy. That young lady had so much information and history. I hope it came across well.”
Blinking her eyes a few times and do a few more stretches in her office
Feel the Cosmic GrooveIt was a hot, busy day in the city. The traffic was slow due to construction work and nonfunctional street lights, with most of the streets being backed up with cars for long stretches. Many people were walking down the sidewalks on their way to work, to a store, or somewhere else. However, there was an odd sense of nervousness and worry in the air from all the people.
A girl with light brown hair and in baggy, worn-out clothing walked down the sidewalks calmly unlike most that day, glancing around at the people and cars in the area. She was a humming a pop song to herself happily as she moved along, thinking about what to do that day. She eventually saw a newspaper stand as she walked and she skipped over to it.
“Good morning Mr. Newspaper Seller!” she cheerfully exclaimed as she approached the man in the stand, who looked busy reading a paper, “What’s the good word today?”
He looked at the young lady, slightly annoyed, and a