“I just can’t take all this kindness in one sitting…...NEED…...HATRED……”
Plankton, Walking Small
F**k this movie.
...Should I really say anything else? I mean...wow...WOW. I didn’t think I’d find another film like The Boss Baby, especially as they’re BOTH from DreamWorks. I get that no studio is perfect, but to screw up this badly?...TWICE?!...It’s almost unbelievable!...Unbelievable and SAD...With that said...Freaking Trolls.
Now, you might be thinking, what am I getting so worked up about? Sure, it doesn’t look like it would hold a candle to something like Shrek or Madagascar, but I’m sure it wouldn’t be THAT bad, right?
Well, if you’re really curious...brace yourselves.
Once upon a time in a happy forest, in the happiest tree lived the happiest creatures the world has ever known...the trolls.
By the way, that’s not me doing a silly