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  • Listening to: Evangelion 3.0: The Wrath of God, In All Its Fury
  • Reading: Roleplay
  • Watching: Evangelion Rebuild
  • Playing: Starbound
  • Eating: Ramen with onion and mushrooms
  • Drinking: Orange juice
I enjoyed drawing ponies, but, I missed drawing furries. I never thought I would actually say that.

Anyway, point is, I'm going to attempt to submit doodles to this account more frequently.

Counterpoint; there is going to be fatty anthro pony mixed in with that. Deal with it or un-watch me :A
  • Listening to: Blood Beetroots - Warp 1977
  • Reading: The Wasteland
  • Watching: MLP:FIM
  • Playing: Fallout: New Vegas
  • Eating: An omlette
  • Drinking: Milk
I've been quiet for a while! Here's why.

I've been drawing a lot, but not for this account. Yes, my friends and neighbors, I have made an alternate account. And what is the subject of this account? Well, if you've been paying attention, you know that recently I've developed an affinity for sentient, stylized equines of the smallish variety. Some of you were cool with that, others immediately tried to choke-slam me. For the small percentage of you that were displeased, congratulations, this is one of the rare times I decided to give a fuck about your whining.

In addition to that, it doesn't really belong on this account anyway, with the exception of maybe those two I did when I was just mildly curious about the show.

If you're really, really curious, I'm posting on FiMchan's (fim.413chan.net/) fanart board fairly regularly. Those of you with an eye for detail should be able to spot my work pretty easily. That's the only hint you're getting.

This is as far from a goodbye as can be, as I'm sure you've noticed I'm still going around commenting and faving things. This page will get some love soon enough. Another double agent fatty pony artist reintroduced me to SAI and I've fallen head over heals in love with it. When I return to our regularly scheduled programming, I think you'll be pleased with some of the tricks I'm learning.
  • Listening to: Ninja Tunes XX in NYC
  • Reading: A Frollic of his Own
  • Watching: MLP:FIM
  • Playing: Fallout: New Vegas
  • Eating: An omlette
  • Drinking: Milk
Hey look at that, a flood of submissions. Isn't that nice. I hope you choke on them. My bad for not updating more frequently I guess. I'll try and be a bit more attentive.
  • Listening to: Ninja Tunes XX in NYC
  • Reading: A Frollic of his Own
  • Watching: MLP:FIM
  • Playing: Fallout: New Vegas
  • Eating: An omlette
  • Drinking: Milk

My Theory on Exit Protocol

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 21, 2010, 4:23 PM
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The following is, like always, my personal opinion, and if you want to argue with me about what I have to say, I'm going to come to your house and skull fuck your eye sockets the moment you nod off to sleep.

The best way to leave is not with a lengthy, furious journal about how much you hate your fans/yourself/your art/whatever, nor is it nuking all your submissions with or without the aforementioned journal. The best way to leave is to click the little X in the upper right hand corner of your browser and never return. It may sound cruel to just leave without warning, but, if you're really, really serious about doing it, that's probably the best way. If you do make a journal or nuke everything, there's a very good chance it just means you're angry and will come crawling back in a few weeks or months, maybe even a year, but going away mad rarely results in permanently going away from what I've seen. Likewise, and with a few exceptions, the ones that never come back are the ones that just kind of vanish, abandoning their respective pages entirely. Also it's just kind of selfish to share all your work, and then knock it off the table out of the blue. You should all be like me, and compulsively save everything you want to masturbate to later, but I understand not everyone is that through, and for that reason it poses an issue. Also what about the next wave of artists who might otherwise be inspired by your work? I guess that's it, I need to work on my goddamn pastels to get ready for Le Finals.

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  • Listening to: Ninja Tunes XX in NYC
  • Reading: The Network
  • Watching: Walking Dead
  • Playing: Fallout: New Vegas
  • Eating: BBQ pork and corn bread
  • Drinking: Milk

Stupid Streaming

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 7, 2010, 5:52 PM
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Stupid stupid I'm so stupid

Hey world come see how stupid I am

So stupid it rends my heart

I just hope the world isn't watching how stupid I am

Don't look up to me guys I'm so stupid

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  • Listening to: Zombie Nation Sports Mix
  • Reading: Flame waaaar
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Playing: TF2

My thoughts on roleplay

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 7, 2010, 5:36 PM
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Roleplay is like a sandwich. Let's start with the bread.

-The bread, two slices, maybe three if it's a club, represent the participants. There are all kinds of breads, and finding the right bread to compliment your own slice is crucial to achieving the right taste and texture to your roleplay. However, like any sandwich, both slices have to be fresh. If one slice is moldy, the sandwich is going to suck. Ask lots of questions, test the water first, and then apply condiments.

-Condiments are your characters. Creamy like mayonnaise, tangy like ketchup, bitter like mustard. Each slice should have a decent amount of condiment on them, but either slice is slathered with too much of anything, it's kind of gross and soggy. Balance is the key. You want your condiments to compliment theirs. Pickles and relish are things like quirks or important character traits. Now we're ready for the meat.

-Meat is what makes a sandwich. And no, meat isn't sex, that's cheese, but we'll get to that. Meat is interactions, conversation, chemistry, direction, and that sort of thing. You know how good movies can have sex scenes, but the sex scene doesn't make the movie? This may just be a matter of preference, but I like buildup before a sexual encounter in roleplay. The hows and whys that add tension and make it interesting. What makes it really interesting is the vegetables.

-Veggies aren't for everyone, just like some people prefer vanilla roleplay. No kinks, no surprises, no dark, nasty, guilty pleasures. That sounds pretty boring to me, so I like lots of vegetables on my sandwich. Tomatoes, spinach or lettuce, onions, maybe even some peppers. I like lots and lots of kinks in my roleplay, some more spicy or bitter than others. Variety makes it more fun, though. And then, there's the cheese.

-I hate sandwiches without cheese, just like I hate nonsexual roleplay. But the reverse is also true, because I hate a sandwich that's all cheese, just like a roleplay that's all sex is usually kind of boring. Again, the key is balance. You want the cheese to enhance the sandwich, make it more enjoyable, not overshadow all the other flavors you've already put together.

Input? Actually fuck you, this is the formula that works for me, I don't care if you don't agree with me.

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  • Listening to: DJ Kush - Dig this Vibe
  • Reading: Flame waaaar
  • Watching: Adventure Time
  • Playing: TF2

Today I am 21

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 2, 2010, 6:33 AM
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Now, I am a man.

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  • Listening to: Aesop Rock - Bring Back Pluto
  • Reading: Zombie Survival Guide
  • Watching: NCIS
  • Playing: Modern Warfare 2
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Soda

Feb You Wary

Journal Entry: Tue Feb 16, 2010, 6:05 PM
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www.livestream.com/karatelinco…

I'm going to be streaming most of today by the way since I don't have much homework.

That's where I do the livestream whoring thing. May or may not be flooded with 4channers at any given time. I'll either be doing it solo, or participating in a four way jam between some other cool duders on the internet. I'm kinda slow, though, so don't come in with high expectations. Also, I'll be skyping 90% of the time while doodling, so shoot a note my way if you want to chat me up.

In somewhat related news, I've got a whole bunch of sketches I should post, but in an unprecedented move, I'm going to try and actually make them look nice before putting them up. It has come to my attention that I am the one in a hundred people that prefer black and white or linework over rainbow colored pornography. In my attempt to make my work more palatable, I will practice coloring in a timely fashion.

Work is work, school is school, and I'm still looking for an apartment. Trying to save money for a better computer, slowly debating accepting commissions. Slowly. Also this keyboard is filthy.

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  • Listening to: Aesop Rock - Bring Back Pluto
  • Reading: Zombie Survival Guide
  • Watching: NCIS
  • Playing: Modern Warfare 2
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Soda

I should probably write a journal for this month

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 9, 2010, 6:10 PM
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New York Adventure 2010

So Autumn and I were like, WELP, TIME FOR A TRIP TO NYC. Got to hang out with my good buddy :icondj-bapho: who flew in from Brohio. He was very manly. We didn't get any drawing done, though. Most of the time was spent watching Snatch and The Rock or shit on the internet. This is how it went down, chronologically.

-Day 1
Trained in, got to the hotel, took a nap while waiting for Bapho. Bapho arrived, we had a man hug, then we went to get wings around the corner. Some crazy borat asshat called my girlfriend fat. Narrowly avoided knifing him and going to jail. Went back to the hotel, then wandered Times Square. Visited various shops, discovered that cherry and coconut M&Ms were extinct. Saw Sherlock Holmes again in the AMC Theater, then bought groceries and went back to the hotel. Spent the night watching shit on Youtube.

-Day 2
Autumn made breakfast. Ventured out into the city, visiting the MOMA for a fucking awesome exhibit of Tim Burton's work. After that, Nintendo World ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx0l3Z… ), ate some noodles, then headed for F.A.O.Schwartz. Passed through the fashion district. The famous sundae bar was gone, but the floor piano from Big was still there. Some douche bags tried to sell some sort of beanbags to us. Returned to the hotel, resupplied, then headed out to the Museum of Natural History, only to discover that it had metal detectors. I was carrying two very large knives. Bapho did not know this.

"WHY ARE YOU CARRYING KNIVES."

"Because I'm Firefox."

Stopped in at the Time Warner center mall thing, bought Zombie Survival Guide and Count Zero, as well as Snatch, and then some more groceries. Returned to the hotel and watched Snatch.

-Day 3

Headed straight for the Museum of Natural History, knifeless this time. Whoppie Goldberg hosted some shit about the universe. I think James Earl Jones would have been a better choice. Saw some minerals and evolutions. China Town was next. Suddenly, SUBWAY VIOLIN ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDf238… ). Jesus christ I love NYC. Wandered China Town in search of Green Tea Cafe. Bought some creme pastries on the street, located the sword shop we visited on the trip prior. Cafe was right next door. Ate condensed milk toast and drank bubble tea. Narrowly avoided buying a chinese halberd. Attempted to find retro game store in Greenwich Village, eventually making a successful find. Purchased Un Jammer Lammy and God of War II. Bought some pizza, hit the subway just in time to witness this ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5haO… ). Bought a copy, then headed back to the hotel. Attempted to draw, but nothing good came from Bapho or myself. Autumn did some awesome fatties.

-Day 4

Packed up, ate breakfast, packed some more, and watched The Rock. Checked out, had another manly hug, and went our separate ways.

TL;DR

This was a test of Firefox Con. We're totally going to do this shit again in the future, but with more people.

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  • Listening to: Aesop Rock - Catacomb Kids
  • Reading: Zombie Survival Guide
  • Watching: Dollhouse
  • Playing: Modern Warfare 2
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Soda
  • Listening to: Resurrection - Gitaroo Man OST
  • Reading: The Illiad - Homer
  • Watching: Nothing right now, then 9 at 9:40
  • Playing: Minecraft
  • Eating: Wendy's
  • Drinking: Rootbeer
Oh hey, look at that.

No kiribans this time apparently, because I still need to do that one for my girly from, oh, 30,000 ago. Thanks to everyone who stopped in to jerk off, raise their hands in anger and disgust, and everything in between. I sit here, in my creative writing class, waiting for my professor to show up and fill my head with more abstract thoughts than I can ever hope to decipher, then I go to Beginning Drawing, and then I will go see 9 with the girly mentioned earlier.

Having decided to be an english major means two things, maybe. One is that I will be scary good at writing by the end of this year, two is that I have to read, a lot. Chances are good I won't be drawing much, considering that my time will be spent working, writing, reading, sketching, spending time with the lady, or masturbating. Perhaps a little bit, but don't count on it. I've reached that point of my schooling in which I'm through fucking around and getting poor grades. I'm going to start pulling my weight.

One thing I've noticed, though. It seems the more realistic and anatomically correct my work becomes, the less attention it receives. This trend deeply disturbs me. Is it true that furries are more interested in beating off to cartoon animals that vaguely mimic the human form and completely lack the appropriate genitalia? Are they that detached from reality that they shrink away from anything sexualized? Or am I simply not trying hard enough, and I need to really work to crank out erotica that will draw the attention of passerbys? I don't expect any of you to give this more than a momentary glance, that's fine. My fault for titling it with a number. Anyway, think about that, and also why those with little artistic talent seem to flock around and favorite the works of others who lack artistic talent; another bothersome trend I've noticed.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

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  • Listening to: Bee'Jam Blues - Gitaroo Man OST
  • Reading: Roleplays
  • Watching: Pineapple Express
  • Playing: Fallout 3
  • Eating: Salmon
  • Drinking: Milk
So I went from a classy deli in a plaza run by a world class chef to a shitty deli in a super walmart, and I couldn't be happier! It's closer to my house, nobody acts like they're better than me, and I'm barely expected to do my job! It dosen't even feel like work half the time. I just get paid to come in, cut meat for five hours, take an hour lunch, and then cut meat for another three. I even get paid more for doing less! Oh man, this is totally awesome.

On the artsy side of things, I still have all those requests and a birthday picture or two to do, but here's some hyena tits to tide you over in the mean time. img34.imageshack.us/img34/5841… Other stuff coming soon! Now I need to go walk the dog.
  • Listening to: Neotokyo OST
  • Reading: Roleplays
  • Watching: Twilight Zone
  • Playing: Fallout 3
  • Eating: Cookies
  • Drinking: Milk
Are hips/fatties the in thing now? I see demhips and datass everywhere I look. Even a bit of tummy, too. Fat tits have always been in, but this rubenesque thing totally rocks my cocks. Fatties are finally hip. Or maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see :|

Oh, hi, I'm Firefox.

It's been a while since I've bothered to share the details of my life, and I apologize, as I'm sure you hang on my every word. If that is the case (oh boy, do I really have followers? :D ) you should all head on down to the fine folks at NeoTokyo and download the fuck out of this fine looking source mod. If you like Ghost in the Shell and Akira, my friends, I think you'll enjoy this quite a bit more than the average shooter joe.

---> www.neotokyohq.com/ <---

I started drawing Molly (slut skunk extraordinaire) the other day; still need to finish that sketch, but I love it so far. It's hard to show just exactly how huge her tits are with graphite on sketch paper, or just how heavy or soft or full of milk. I've been ocing with our hero www.furaffinity.net/user/smore… quite a bit. He's a pretty cool duder, and he accepts cash for art, you know!

I keep getting newer, stranger fetishes, for whatever reason, too D: It started with androids and cyborgs, and then scars and synthetic limbs and bodies held together with duct tape and stitches, and that led to sentient zombies, and then Acid happened, and I started pondering creatures made of inanimate objects, like mannequins or something. Urghhh. Thanks, Twilight Zone.

On that note, why do I like the "Fallout" scenario so much? World destroyed, society scrambled, the survivors getting by on scavenging pre war ruins for hundreds of years to come. I also like the idea of the entire race coming to an end, and all but maybe two people are left, standing amongst the skeletons of skyscrapers. I don't like the wasteland sort of environment, though. I like the kind where the earth is slowly reclaiming the land, all the old, bombed out buildings covered in a dense carpet of vegetation, full of strange birds and scurrying rodents.

Man, maybe I just hate people, and want an empty world all to myself?
  • Listening to: Aesop Rock - 39 Thieves
  • Reading: Cyrano De Bergerac
  • Watching: Ghost Town
  • Playing: Fallout 3
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
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  • Listening to: Aesop Rock - 39 Thieves
  • Reading: Cyrano De Bergerac
  • Watching: Bucket List
  • Playing: Gitaroo Man
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i2qFz…

THIS WAS THE THEME OF THE ENTIRE TRIP.


Just repeating the audio samples "good as new" "the people are dead, but the money keeps talking" "never talk to strangers, never trust a friend" with the beat and trumpet booming around the inside of my head. Jesus I love Aesop Rock<3 They didn't have any of his albums at Other Music though ): They had some Boards of Canada, though<3 And VideoGamesNewYork had a copy of Gitaroo Man<3 And pokemon snap, but I'm not really into pokemans. Autumn is, though.

THATS WHY WE WENT TO NINTENDO WORLD NO LESS THAN THREE TIMES. EACH TIME SHE BOUGHT CARDS. I'm guilty of a lopunny figurine, too. No miltank. I was sad. Essenatially, we went everywhere we went on the last NYC adventure, but we went there without guidance this time. I found VGNY by sheer luck, but still. Zen Sushi is an elusive motherfucker. Never actually got to eat there. Urgh. I had some badass dumplings and some authentic ramen at Sapporo's though, so whatever. Got an awesome sandwich in Greenwich Village, too.

On that note, two thirds of the money was spent on food. The remaining third was spent on Gitaroo Man. Worth every penny, even if I suck at it. Autumn used some of my money to get a really shitty characature done. As I mentioned to her, that was as high profile on the tourism scale as walking around with an I <3 NY shirt. Doodled a little bit, but only one good sketch, which is a lopunny. Autumn drew one as well, and also a pig because we were in the heart of NYC AS SWINE FLU SWEPT THROUGH MANHATTAN. So, yeah, I might die of that. I'll keep you posted. New York has soooo many fatties<3 Dat ass, times a million. Ohhhh yes<3

tldr; Autumn and I wandered around NYC for three days, and it was fucking awesome, but I might die of SARS 2.0
  • Listening to: The Beach at Redpoint - Borads of Canada
  • Reading: Roleplays
  • Watching: Burn after Reading
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Sushi
  • Drinking: Cherry Cream Soda
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What I already owe people because I have a big fucking mouth:

?)That comic for Invisiking

?)My girlfriend's Kiriban

?)Project Chocolate Beef (In progress)

?)Mathilda for Aurelina (I have a boner for fat smelly yenas)

1)Lena for iReeni

2)Eritoma for Eritoma

3)Venessa for Gnight
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What I want to do, except I'm really fucking slow and lazy:

1)Chowder fan art

2)More hyena related work

3)Hardcore fatty porn

4)More cyberpunk
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What you greedy motherfuckers want from me:

1)Fat/pregnant (NOT TOO PREGNANT) dolphin girl for MarcusForandret

2)Fat rat for Eloise

3)Fat dragoness for Odendo

4)BEAAAAAAR for BEAAAAAAR

5)A rather large Evie for Trunks82 (but a little smaller than coco)

6)Chubby kangaroo with a pouch full of plushies for Griffinkat (what the dicks?)

7)Squirrel -> Vixen -> Skunk (herms, tight outfits, LETHAL DOSAGES OF CLEVAGE) for AWESOME Trinity

8)Fat nonmorph wolf for FatFox

9)INFLATIONINFLATIONINFLATIONINFLATIONINFLATION

10)Samantha for Alastor

11)Pear shaped hyena because Vlad-Orlock is fucking awesome

12)Giva on the brink of bursting for Kagira (spoilers, this is my favorite request so far)

13)Fat dragoness for Squall. WAIT ODENDO ALREADY REQUESTED THIS. (sequence?)

14)a stick figure giving a blowjob to a badly drawn herm alligator. GO.

15)Obama

16)Hyena inflation GOGO GADGET iReeni

There are probably more that I forgot to add. Penguin for Bac, something for Mike Higgs and some other shit for other people?
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This is the best thing to happen on Xpandoria for a long time. This is not a hug box, this is not to evoke more drama, this is not to start a flame war. I simply want you to see what I have seen and be as confused and amused as I was. The following occurred not long ago.

Powel says, "Very li----YEEEEK! A SPIDER!"
Powel Dives for cover behind the fountain.
Silicon gives a very dissaproving expression. "Gaygaygaygaygaygay."
Powel says, "Wheres a giant roll of newspaper when you need one...."
Powel continues to hide.
Powel pages, "I'm not doing this to be an asshole to you or anything, I'm just doing what he would icly do." to you.
KaedeSmith waves.
Alli-C chuckles at Silicon, "Yeah, way too quiet around this place."
Silicon is doing what she would icly do when someone acts like an idiot because she is a spider, too.
<OOC> Powel says, "I think your taking it a little personally."
Silicon throws some concussion grenades around and sets off some fireworks. "Oh word?"
<OOC> You chitter, "I think you're over reacting to how I'm reacting=P"

Arnold looks up at Silicon, just watching her with a curious look on his face. He cocks his head, then is knocked to the ground by the grenades. "Are you trying to kill us?"
Powel says, "Apparently so."
RealFantasy gives a lazy wave of his tail. He's idle cause he's dreaming of ham.
Silicon puts one leg up on a barrel of run, a hand on her hip, and laughs deeply. "To the grave with the lot of ya!"
Silicon sticks another n to that n, making it an m.
Powel says, "I'll take that as a big YES."
Lori comes into the Park from the south...
Lori has arrived.
Lori attacks Real with hugs!
Silicon chitters, "Someone acts dumb in character, and that's okay. Someone acts pissed to someone acting dumb in character, and there's a problem. And I, for one, see a problem with that."
<OOC> Powel says, "Stop trying to rally people against me. I'm not new here and I won't put up with hazing or ostracization."
Silicon also responds to pages and whispers publicly, just as a heads up.
<OOC> You chitter, "I'm not new here either, and I'm not trying to rally anyone against you. What ever are you thinking?"
<OOC> Powel says, "I'm not going to be run off the game because you dislike the way I had my character react to your frankly 'scary' character."
<OOC> You chitter, "I didn't say I want to run you off?"
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "Gentlemen, please."
<OOC> You chitter, "GENTLEMEN."
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "<3"
<OOC> Arnold says, "All your base are belong to us."
<OOC> Powel says, "Your brazen responses create the impression that you wish me gone, silicon."
<OOC> You chitter, "ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO... MY SPIDER."
<OOC> You chitter, "Ooookay...?"
<OOC> Powel says, "And judging from my experience with taps players, I'm not sorry I feel the way I do."
RealFantasy eeks and is attacked by a wild Lori!
<OOC> You chitter, "Do whatever the hell you want. I'm not your puppet master. Manage your own strings."
<OOC> Silicon likes taps players.
KaedeSmith waves to Lori amidst all the chaos.
<OOC> Silicon is actually lurking there RIIIGHT NOW.
<OOC> Powel says, "So you like people that mercilessly ostracise anyone who isn't a complete asshole like they are?"
<OOC> Arnold says, "What's taps>"
<OOC> RealFantasy says, "Another MU."
<OOC> Alli-C says, "Another muck."
<OOC> Powel says, "Your points are shooting through the floor, silicon, and you are making no effort at all to stop them."
o<OOC> You chitter, "You're really into this aren't you? Let it go. Jesus."
<OOC> Lori says, "A very big muck."
<OOC> Alli-C says, "Also, DRAMA!"
<OOC> Powel says, "Taps is a drama-heavy muck."
<OOC> Alli-C says, "This is starting to look like a drama-heavy muck."
RealFantasy swishes Lori about, and gently wraps her up in his coils.
Lori eeks, and hugs where she could. "Interesting look this time, Real."
<OOC> You chitter, "I'm done arguing with you. Don't act like an idiot ic if you don't want someone to act angry ic."
<OOC> Arnold says, "Just drop it, you two. You're ruining the game."
<OOC> You chitter, "Game over. Insert coins."
<OOC> Powel says, "You aren't going to tell me what I can and can't do with my own FUCKING character."
<OOC> Powel says, "And I'm VERY PISSED that you tried."
RealFantasy grins at lori and flicks out his tongue, nodding, "Danke. Kinda old on Taps, though."
<OOC> Ape 's connection is stupid.
<OOC> You chitter, "This is actually the most entertainment I've gotten out of here for a while. Thank you for this."
<OOC> Powel says, "You find arguement entertaining?"
<OOC> You chitter, "My appologies to everyone who had to listen inadvertantly."
<OOC> Ape missed the whole thing.
Lori chuckles. "Thought about bringing this character there myself, not sure if it'll be worth it."
<OOC> Powel says, "Its your fault they had to listen to it, silicon, after all, you insisted on handling it publically."
<OOC> You chitter, "Nothing of value was lost, Ape."
<OOC> You chitter, "Which is why I appologized? Wow, you really love hammering in those nails."
<OOC> Powel says, "Where did you appologize?"
<OOC> Powel says, "I didn't see that because I'm fairly sure you didn't do it."
<OOC> You chitter, "Look up about... Seven poses."
<OOC> Powel says, "You apologized to the crowd, not me."
RealFantasy nods to Lori and noms the top of her head lightly, "Well, it is if you know where to look and know the places to avoid."
<OOC> You chitter, "I don't plan on it, either~"
<OOC> Powel says, "Then I don't plan on apologizing."
<OOC> Alli-C is kinda glad she's playing WoW right about now...
<OOC> You chitter, "I remember WoW<3"
<OOC> RealFantasy's installing Guild Wars to try out these MMORPGs.
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "I can't afford Wow.  Sad Faec."
<OOC> You chitter, "MMORPEGER"
<OOC> RealFantasy of course, chooses the cheap alternate :D
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "ooh, I have Guild Wars, though!  Like...The super old one.  None of the expansion packs. =x"
<OOC> Silicon dislikes grinding and stat buliding. Instead favors shooting and such.
Lori nods, squirming when those smooth lips chew her hair, dainty hands stroking gently over those scales. "Can Empress hire you as a Taps guide then?"
Silicon oohs!
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "Yeah, I never stick with mummorpurgers for very long. =d"
Silicon oohoohoohoohs!
<OOC> Lori says, "Is a gamer of many flavors."
<OOC> You chitter, "I'm on taps!"
<OOC> RealFantasy says, "I tried WoW at my younger brothers and thought it was kinda god awful and boring."
Silicon is on taps, just in case you missed that OOC post.
<OOC> Powel says, "My problem with taps was frankly this exact thing. Nobody gave a shit about feelings and was mercilessly mean and nasty to me. Possibly because I didn't know the places to avoid because nobody fucking told me or tried to tell me."
<OOC> Arnold says, "Taps does seem to be a BDSM muck."
RealFantasy also hmms to Lori and grins, giving her a nod, "Oh, of course! A snake and a rat, what could possibly go rong with that partnership?" He gives a coy smirk.
<OOC> Arnold says, "So being mean does make sense."
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "I'm too nervous to try and join anything else...This is my first and only Muck, so I guess I still feel like a newbie. D:"
<OOC> You chitter, "Look, here's how it works. Remember the elephant man? Everyone was terrified of him because of his physical appearance?"
<OOC> You chitter, "Imagine a spider in the place of said man."
<OOC> Powel says, "BDSM is not nonconsentual viciousness to new people, arnold."
<OOC> You chitter, "Long story short, someone shouting OH GOD A SPIDER IM GOING TO HIDE NOW is not going to elecit a happy response."
Lori slaps Real on the side, smirking.
<OOC> Powel says, "What did you expect him to do, silicon?"
<OOC> Powel says, "Use your brain."
<OOC> You chitter, "What did you expect her to do, Powel? Same shit."
<OOC> Lori ate some yummy pasta for dinner tonight.
<OOC> You chitter, "Copypasta?"
<OOC> RealFantasy says, "Taps started as a BDSM muck, but sorta ended up furry central. And furries by nature seem to be emotionally messed up individuals harbouring paranoia and self-esteem issues. So what're you going to expect from the largest gathering of them?"
<OOC> Powel says, "I don't even see why you built a dark scary character for a lighthearted game."
<OOC> Powel says, "Well I certainly wasn't expecting them to ostracise me, real."
<OOC> You chitter, "What the fuck, that's your opinion of her."
<OOC> You chitter, "I didn't tell you to flip out."
<OOC> Powel says, "I thought you were taking my ic behavior ooc and frankly you proved me right by your responses."
<OOC> You chitter, "Whatever. What fucking ever."
<OOC> Powel says, "And your proving me right STILL, silicon."
Arnold has disconnected.
<OOC> You chitter, "Enjoy your victory."
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "BREAKFAST BURRITO TIEM.  Bee arr bee, folks. x3"
<OOC> Powel says, "Maybe if you showed the initiative to try nad make this right instead of just hammering the nails into your own coffin, silicon, I might be more inclined to lend you some credibility."
<OOC> Powel says, "and, rather."
RealFantasy gives Lori a teasing squeeze but relaxes his grip before it gets too tight. "Anyway, you're too skinny for me."
You whisper, "This is the most exciting thing to happen here in a long time." to Ape.
<OOC> RealFantasy says, "Come on, just relax and put it behind you. It's not like anyone was trying to start something. Pull back before it gets too out of hand."
<OOC> Powel says, "If it gets more out of hand than it already is I'm speaking with staff about this."
<OOC> Powel says, "Silicons response will determine whether staff gets involved or not."
<OOC> You chitter, "No no, it's okay. This is the most fun I've had in a while on this MUCK. It's a very interesting response he's putting out."
Lori mmphs and giggles, arms slipping around the nagas waist for a snug hold. "Says the one with a whole array of powers to fatten others."
<OOC> Powel says, "Alright, since you seem more interested in masturbatorially pursuing this than fixing the problem, I'm telling staff."
<OOC> You chitter, "Have fun."
<OOC> Powel says, "You just fucked yourself in the ass, silicon."
<OOC> You chitter, "Can we drop it now?"
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "No kidding..."
<OOC> You chitter, "We done? Cool."
<OOC> Ape says, "my connection is being terrible, tonight."
Alli-C pages, "(OOC: Who the hell does this guy think he is? Honestly.)" to you.
You whisper, "I really, really want this to backfire on him and get him banned." to Alli-C.
<OOC> Powel says, "Staff knows about this, silicon. Expect to hear from them about it."
<OOC> Powel says, "NOW, we're done."
You whisper, "This is also going to be my first journal of the year. SILICON VS POWEL. ONE NIGHT ONLY." to Alli-C.
ooc Awesome.
<OOC> You chitter, "Awesome."
RealFantasy snickers at Lori and hmms to her, "Not really. Most I've got left is that vast array of potions I've collected and a few handy machines. Not to mention mah handy new degree in biotechnology."
Lori says, "Exploring new frontiers in expansion!"
Silicon loses definition as she becomes metallic and fluidic at the same time. When she solidifies, she has assumed the form of a rat.
Silicon is less scary now, woooo~
Lori is pro rat.
KaedeSmith is likewise.
Silicon wants to get a rat. Rats are soooooo cute<3
<OOC> Powel says, "I didn't have a problem with you, silicon, till you were brazenly hostile towards me for something that was purely ic."
<OOC> KaedeSmith says, "DUDE."
<OOC> You squeak, "Droooop it."
<OOC> You squeak, "Please."
<OOC> Powel says, "Now you just want me to shut up and don't care, silicon."
<OOC> You squeak, "I didn't care to begin with."
<OOC> Powel says, "You want me to leave so you can talk trash about me behind my back, like most taps players."
<OOC> You squeak, "Are you. Wow."
<OOC> You squeak, "You can't be fucking serious."
<OOC> You squeak, "No, fuck it. I'm not playing the drama game anymore."
<OOC> Powel says, "Drama is not a game to me. Its something to be handled or avoided."

tl;dr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did I instigate a little? Probably. Still, what the fuck.
  • Listening to: RATM - Guerrilla Radio
  • Reading: Watchmen
  • Watching: Batman Returns
  • Playing: TF2
  • Eating: Not sure yet?!
  • Drinking: Yohoo
SO YEAH. IT WAS CHAINS OF CALCULUS, BUT NOW I HAVE A FOUR LEGGED MONSTER RUNNING AROUND MY DOWNSTAIRS WHO DEFECATES FOR NO FUCKING REASON. SHIT BEING MY LEAST FAVORITE SUBSTANCE ON THE PLANET, YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL. I WILL BE UNABLE TO MASTURBATE OR PLEASE MY WOMAN TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENTAL SCARS.

Uuuuuuugh. So I fight my way through the day, reading chemistry and physics, then doing the physics homework, only to learn I was doing NEXT WEEK'S ASSIGNMENT. Thankfully, I already did this week's and handed it in, so I'm ahead of the curve for once. It's weird. This year, I seem to understand everything, where as everyone else is like, I DON'T GRASP THIS CONCEPT YET. High school physics pays off, it seems.

AND MATH. Oh, let me tell you about math. If things continue the way they've been going, I've already pretty much taken Calculus in what was supposed to only be a trigonometry refresher course the previous semester. It was my best subject, too, followed by World Civilizations! Combine that with my 4.0 from two years of college level Spanish, and things are looking the fuck up for me this year.

I love how I'm the only one who can understand my Russian TA in Organic Chem Lab, but I seem to be incapable of understanding Swedish instructor for Physics. Another thing is that going to college locally beats the hell out of being stuck in the dorm with assholes, five hours from home. I get to hang out with friends from high school, and at the end of the day, I just scoot on back home and chill out with my girl. SUNY Albany is also fucking full of fatties. It's awesome. I actually want to draw again because of all the material I get to absorb just by looking around.

So, yeah, I think I'm getting ready to spread my wings and do that whole leaving the nest and living in the real world thing. Now I just need to find a stable source of income and start looking for an apartment with my lady :D

HOPEFULLY I WON'T HAVE TO BRING THIS HORRIBLE SHITTING MONSTER WITH ME. I LOVE YOU, CORGI, BUT SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Listening to: My fan, and Autumn sleeping
  • Reading: Watchmen
  • Watching: Castle in the Sky
  • Playing: Silent Hill 2 or Jet Set Radio
  • Eating: Pizza! WITH ANCHOVIS
  • Drinking: Coconut bubble tea
I AM NOT REWRITING THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE.

HERE IS A CHAT LOG.


KAGISTER: y HALO tHAR
Your chat with KAGISTER is now a multi-user chat.
KAGISTER has been invited to chat.
SATURDERP has been invited to chat.
SATURDERP entered chat.
FIREFOX?!: GENTLEMEN
FIREFOX?!: NEW YORK
FIREFOX?!: THE ADVENTURE
KAGISTER: :D
FIREFOX?!: GATHER ROUND, AND I SHALL TELL YOU THE TALE.
SATURDERP: WUT
FIREFOX?!: TODAY
KAGISTER: York story
FIREFOX?!: I WOKE UP AT 5
FIREFOX?!: I WAS LIKE, FUCK YEAH NEW YORK
FIREFOX?!: AND THEN AUTUMN AND I BORDED THE TRAIN
FIREFOX?!: AND WE WERE LIKE TRAIIIIIIN LEVEL
KAGISTER: haha
SATURDERP: UH OH IM A TARDASS
FIREFOX?!: AND AUTUMN KEPT ASKING IF IT WAS NEW YORK YET AND I WAS LIKE KEKEKEKEKKEE UR SILLY DIS IS NOT MANHATTAN
FIREFOX?!: SO WE GET TO PENN STATION AND I AM LIKE FUCK YES WE ARE UNDERGROUND. TO THE TUBES
FIREFOX?!: AND WE BOARDED THE SUBWAYS PROMPTLY
FIREFOX?!: SO WE RODE THE SUBWAY FROM PENN TO 28 AND I WAS LIKE FUCK GET OFF HERE
FIREFOX?!: AND WE SURFACED AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS NOT TIME SQUARE GODDAMNIT
KAGISTER: oh fuck!
FIREFOX?!: SO WE WALKED FROM 28 TO 23 AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS THE WRONG DIRECTION AUTUMN. YOU HAVE LED US ASTRAY
FIREFOX?!: AND WE WENT BACK UNDERGOUND
SATURDERP: THIS SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE CLOVERFIELD.
FIREFOX?!: YOU WOULD BE WRONG
SATURDERP: WELL SHIT
KAGISTER: THERE WAS NO GIANT MONSTER
FIREFOX?!: SO WE RIDE THE SUBWAY TO TIME SQUARE AND WHEN WE SURFACE IM LIKE THIS IS MY FAVORITE CITY EVER OH FUCKING GOD YES
KAGISTER: OR SPIDERS THAT MAKE PEOPLE ASPLODE
FIREFOX?!: BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN TIME SQUARE IN A MOVIE, FUCK THAT. IT'S LIKE THAT TIMES A MILLION IN PERSON.
KAGISTER: Awesome
KAGISTER: Iv'e heard something along those lines quite a few times
FIREFOX?!: SO WE WANDERED TIME SQUARE AND SUDDENLY, M&M STORE. JUST ONE OF THEM.
FIREFOX?!: TWO POUNDS OF CHERRY M&MS AND SOME CHOCOLATE BANANNA SHAKE LATER WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO CENTRAL PARK
SATURDERP: TWO POUNDS
SATURDERP: WHAT
FIREFOX?!: yes
SATURDERP: THAT IS A LOT OF M&Ms SIR
KAGISTER: INDEED
SATURDERP: And it reminds me that FAO Schwartz sundaes are fucking awesome.
FIREFOX?!: I FUCKING LOVE CHERRY M&MS OKAY
KAGISTER: They are
FIREFOX?!: SO WE GET TO CENTRAL PARK AND IT'S FULL OF JAZZ AND SWING SETS
SATURDERP: AND CARICATURE ARTISTS AND HOT DOGS
FIREFOX?!: RIGHT OFF THE BAT THE PIGEONS AND OTHER ANIMALS DO NOT FEAR US
FIREFOX?!: IM LIKE SHIT THEY ARE GOING TO RISE UO
FIREFOX?!: UP
FIREFOX?!: AND SO WE SAT ON THE ROCKS WHERE THEY COULDN'T GET US FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR.
FIREFOX?!: CALLED MY COUSIN AND I WAS LIKE FUCK, WE WANT TO GO TO THE METROPOLITAN AND SHES LIKE OKAY I MEET YOU THERE.
FIREFOX?!: SO THEN WE WALK A LITTLE WAYS AND SUDDENLY
FIREFOX?!: BALD ASSHOLE ON A BIKE
FIREFOX?!: JUST ONE OF THEM
KAGISTER: UH OH
KAGISTER: also
FIREFOX?!: HES LIKE THAT'S REAL BRIGHT STAND IN FRONT OF ME AND I'M LIKE FUCK YOU LANCE ARMSTRONG RIPOFF YOU ARE PALE AND GAY
FIREFOX?!: KEEP RIDING YOUR FUCKING BIKE CUEBALL
KAGISTER: the pidgeons remind me of when I went to flordia when I was little.
FIREFOX?!: AND AUTUMN AND I RAGED FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
KAGISTER: The seagulls at the beach do not fear you.
KAGISTER: in fact
KAGISTER: they will mug you
FIREFOX?!: YEAH THE BIRDS WERE LIKE FUUUUUCK YOU
FIREFOX?!: OUR CITY
FIREFOX?!: GET THE FUCK OUT
FIREFOX?!: ANYWAY WE KEPT WALKING AND, AS WAS THE THEME, SUDDENLY A MOUSE
FIREFOX?!: A SINGLE MOUSE
FIREFOX?!: SCAMPERING AROUND
FIREFOX?!: I MELTED AND AWWED
KAGISTER: I had a bag of bread to feed the seagulls, and they would literally fly infront of you with their mouth open and wait to be hand fed
KAGISTER: Awwww
FIREFOX?!: AND I WAS LIKE I SUMMON MORE MICE BUT THEY ARE LAZY
KAGISTER: But eventually they got tired of waiting
KAGISTER: and were all "FUCK YOU GIVE US THE BREAD"
FIREFOX?!: RAAAAGE
FIREFOX?!: OHMNOMNOM
KAGISTER: and then they swarmed me, bit my hands until I dropped the bag and I fled crying :/
FIREFOX?!: KAGISTER VS. SEAGULLS
KAGISTER: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE SOMEDAY >:(
FIREFOX?!: ALKASELTZER MAHGIRL
KAGISTER: I'LL BE ALL HEY FUCKERS REMEMBER ME?
KAGISTER: BRING YOUR WOMEN, I HAS ALKASELTZER
SATURDERP: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SATURDERP: BRILLIANT IDEA
FIREFOX?!: OKAY AWESOME
FIREFOX?!: I CONTINUE STORY NAO
KAGISTER: yes
KAGISTER: oh and there was a penguin too
SATURDERP: I'll tell you later :(
FIREFOX?!: WE GOT RIPPED OFF THREE DOLLARS FOR FOODS
KAGISTER: A lady had one
FIREFOX?!: WHAT A PENGUIN
FIREFOX?!: WHAT
KAGISTER: YES
KAGISTER: She had one with her
FIREFOX?!: NEW YORK DID NOT HAVE PENGUINS
FIREFOX?!: JUST ADORIBLE WEINER DOG PUPPIES
KAGISTER: I got to pet it
FIREFOX?!: AND BALTO STATUE
KAGISTER: Aww
KAGISTER: I remember a friend of mine joking he had the most unpatrotic dog ever
FIREFOX?!: WE REALIZED THAT YOU COULDN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF BALTO WITOUT KIDS SITTING ON HIM UNLESS ONE OF US STOOD NEAR IT
FIREFOX?!: SO I RUSHED IT AND THE TOURISTS DISIPATED
KAGISTER: "I took him to the balto statue and he pissed on it"
FIREFOX?!: AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YES WE LIVE IN THIS FUCKING STATE
FIREFOX?!: OH GOD BALTO NO
FIREFOX?!: AND ALL I COULD THINK OF WHILE STARING AT THE BALTO STATUE WAS THIS
FIREFOX?!: jirakadarbu.deviantart.com/jou…
FIREFOX?!: I've never felt feelings for a female goose before,
FIREFOX?!: I've never felt feelings for a female goose before,
FIREFOX?!: I've never felt feelings for a female goose before,
FIREFOX?!: UGH
FIREFOX?!: ANYWAY WE GET TO THE METROPOLITAN AND IM LIKE FUCK THIS IS A BIG ART MUSEAM
FIREFOX?!: LET ME TELL YOU
FIREFOX?!: EVERY GREEK HAS MY ASS
FIREFOX?!: AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL A GREEK'S GENDER FROM BEHIND
FIREFOX?!: I DID NOT LIKE THE ART AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT I WOULD SO I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS SHIT AND WE LEFT AS SOON AS MY COUSIN GOT THERE
KAGISTER: GReeks also enjoyed fatties when it came to women
FIREFOX?!: GREEKS LOVED FATTIES
FIREFOX?!: I WAS LIKE I BELONG HERE
FIREFOX?!: FUCK YES I AM KRATOS
SATURDERP: YES
FIREFOX?!: SO WE MEET MY COUSIN AND SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND ARE LIKE CHINATOWN
FIREFOX?!: AND I'M LIKE BONGBONG LETS GO
FIREFOX?!: TOAST WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER AND DRENCHED IN CONDENSED MILK
FIREFOX?!: I CAME A LITTLE
FIREFOX?!: ALSO BUBBLE TEA
FIREFOX?!: THEN CAME THE WEAPON SHOP
FIREFOX?!: I WAS LIKE HOLD ON MY SOUL IS CALLING
FIREFOX?!: OH IS THAT A CHINESE LONGSWORD
FIREFOX?!: AND I GOT AUTUMN A LITTLE DAGGER
KAGISTER: Awesome
FIREFOX?!: SO THEN WE WALK ALL THE WAY TO LITTLE ITALY
FIREFOX?!: AND I ATE ANCHOVIS
FIREFOX?!: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH<3
FIREFOX?!: ANCHOVIS ARE DELICIOUS
FIREFOX?!: BUT I COULD ONLY HANDLE ONE
FIREFOX?!: IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH RAW POWER
KAGISTER: POOOOOWAAAAHHH
FIREFOX?!: NEW YORK PIZZA IS SUPERIOR
FIREFOX?!: IM SORRY KAGISTER BUT CALIFORNIA PIZZA IS SACRELIDGIOUS
FIREFOX?!: NO WHITE SAUCE
FIREFOX?!: EVER
KAGISTER: I KNOW
FIREFOX?!: AND FUCK DEEP DISH CHICAGO
FIREFOX?!: FUCK THAT SHIT
FIREFOX?!: NEW YORK PIZZA IS HOW IT IS TO BE DONE EVER
FIREFOX?!: WHEN WE WERE WAITING FOR PIZZA I SPANNED A GENERATION GAP AND TALKED TO A 60 YEAR OLD WOMAN
FIREFOX?!: SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW NOBODY IS FRIENDLY ANYMORE
FIREFOX?!: AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS TRUE. SAD TIMES.
FIREFOX?!: AND A DRUNK MAN CAME AT ME AND ASKED ME FOR PIZZA
FIREFOX?!: I WAS LIKE FUCK MAN I'M JUST A KID OH GOD
FIREFOX?!: OLD WOMAN WAS LIKE DUDE GET OUT OF HERE AND I WAS SAVED FROM DRUNK MAN
FIREFOX?!: NEXT WAS GELATO
FIREFOX?!: ITS LIKE ICE CREAM BUT THICKER
FIREFOX?!: SOME GUIDO THING. DELICIOUS THOUGH.
KAGISTER: GELATO IS AWEOME
KAGISTER: *awesome
FIREFOX?!: AFTER THAT MY COUSIN'S BOYFRIEND WAS LIKE OH HEY OLDSCHOOL GAME SPECIALTY STORE
FIREFOX?!: THEY HAD EVER GAME EVER
FIREFOX?!: I WAS LIKE I JUST CAME AGAIN
KAGISTER: Kickass
FIREFOX?!: FOR REALS THIS TIME
FIREFOX?!: SO I GOT SILENT HILL 2 AND
FIREFOX?!: AND
FIREFOX?!: A BRAND NEW FUCKING COPY OF JET SET RADIOOOOOOO
KAGISTER: HELL YES
FIREFOX?!: STILL PACKAGED AND EVERYTHING
FIREFOX?!: BUT AUTUMN WOULDN'T LET ME GET UN JAMMER LAMMY
KAGISTER: aw
FIREFOX?!: SOMEHOW I WAS LIKE, I NEED LAMMY. I NEED TO PLAY IT.
FIREFOX?!: OH GOD WHY DO I NEED TO PLAY IT. IT MUST BE FURRY INSTINCT.
KAGISTER: Haha
FIREFOX?!: IN MY DEFENSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE PARAPPA SO MY LUST FOR 2D RYTHEM GAMES TURNED TO POOR LAMMY.
FIREFOX?!: AND THEN AUTUMN WAS LIKE OH HELL NO.
KAGISTER: Well lammy has parappa
FIREFOX?!: THATS WHAT I SAID
KAGISTER: He's in that game
FIREFOX?!: I KNOW D:>
FIREFOX?!: KICK PUNCH ITS ALL IN THE MIND
FIREFOX?!: AFTER THAT WE WENT TO A PLACE THAT HAD ALL THE MOVIES EVER
FIREFOX?!: AND I DIDN'T THINK TO GET MEET THE FEEBLES OR FRITZ THE CAT
FIREFOX?!: DERP
FIREFOX?!: NEXT TIME NEW YORK
FIREFOX?!: NEXT TIME.
KAGISTER: was this right next to the every videogame ever store?
FIREFOX?!: NO WE HAD TO WALK.
FIREFOX?!: OR MAYBE SUBWAY.
KAGISTER: Ah
FIREFOX?!: I FORGET.
FIREFOX?!: I WALKED SEVEN FUCKING MILES TODAY.
KAGISTER: DID THE SUBWAY CAUSE YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT
FIREFOX?!: MOST OF IT IN ONE CONTINUOUS SPREE.
FIREFOX?!: NO BUT IT MAY HAVE DONE THAT TO AUTUMN
FIREFOX?!: RAGE PENDING
KAGISTER: FFFFFFFFFFF
FIREFOX?!: OKAY SO MY ANKLES WERE READY TO BREAK, SO I STARTED STAGGERING AND SUCH, SO I WAS LIKE I CAN'T STAY TILL 11:45 OR I WILL DIE IN THIS GREAT CITY
FIREFOX?!: SO WE SWAPPED OUT TICKETS FOR AN EARLIER RETURN TRAIN.
FIREFOX?!: AND THEN WE MADE AN AMAZING PHONE CALL TO SATURDERP
FIREFOX?!: CHECK YOUR PHONE SATURDERP
KAGISTER: I SEE
FIREFOX?!: YOU HAVE A VOICE MAIL.
FIREFOX?!: SO THEN WE SAT AT THE STATION FOR LIKE AN HOUR
SATURDERP: WAIT WHAT
SATURDERP: FFFF
SATURDERP: HOLD ON
SATURDERP: HALOING
FIREFOX?!: AND MY COUSIN TALKED ABOUT HOW WHEN I WAS A BABY I TRIED TO GET INTO SCAT
FIREFOX?!: AND MY MOM WAS LIKE HELL NO
FIREFOX?!: AND BEAT MY ASS
KAGISTER: AWESOME MOM
FIREFOX?!: AND THAT IS WHY POOP IS MY LEST FAVORITE SUBSTANCE EVER.
FIREFOX?!: IN MY DEFENSE, WHEN YOU ARE TWO, MUD AND POOP LOOK ALIKE, AND RUNNING A TRUCK THROUGH IT IS PERFECTLY LOGICAL.
FIREFOX?!: WHEN YOU ARE TWO.
FIREFOX?!: AFTER THAT YOU ARE TO BE SHOT INTO THE SUN.
FIREFOX?!: SORRY ZC THIS IS THE ONLY WAY.
KAGISTER: AGREED
KAGISTER: HOWEVER
FIREFOX?!: NOW WE WAIT FOR DERP TO CHECK HIS MESSAGE.
KAGISTER: THAT MUST'VE BEEN ONE UNHAPPY TRUCK DRIVR
FIREFOX?!: HAHAHAHAHA
FIREFOX?!: OH WOW
FIREFOX?!: FUCK
FIREFOX?!: THE KANGA SCENE GOT EJACULATE ON MY SCREEN
FIREFOX?!: I JUST NOTICED IT
KAGISTER: WHOOPS
FIREFOX?!: I THINK ACTUALLY THAT THE CUM SHOOTING OUT OF MY URETHRA AT SUCH A HIGH VELOCITY HAD AN ELECTROMAGNETIC CHARGE AND THAT IS HOW IT FELT LIKE I GOT SHOCKED.
FIREFOX?!: MY PENIS IS NOW WEAPONS GRADE.
FIREFOX?!: YOU HEAR THAT SATURDERP?
KAGISTER: ARMAGEDDON PENIS
SATURDERP: HOLD ON
SATURDERP: PLAYING A VERY BAD HALO MAP
KAGISTER: OKAY
FIREFOX?!: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FIREFOX?!: SATURDERP I CANNOT WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY AS I AM NEARLY DEAD
FIREFOX?!: WRITE IT IN A COMMENT WHEN I POST THIS CHAT LOG AS A JOURNAL.
SATURDERP: :(
SATURDERP: HOLD ON DAMMIT
SATURDERP: ALMOST DONE
FIREFOX?!: OKAY JEEZ
SATURDERP: AT THE VERY MOST
SATURDERP: THREE MINUTES
KAGISTER: also
KAGISTER: First video of Ocarina of time posted.
KAGISTER: Fucking hilarious.
FIREFOX?!: Wait, what?
KAGISTER: Freelance astronauts are going to be LPing it
KAGISTER: Even pipes is back
FIREFOX?!: Again?
SATURDERP: Ooh
KAGISTER: they LPed majora's mask last time
SATURDERP: Hey, link to their megathread? I never got to go through a lot of it
SATURDERP: And I really wanna find those karaoke videos again
KAGISTER: forums.somethingawful.com/show…
KAGISTER: On the almsot to last page
KAGISTER: also
FIREFOX?!: GUYS I AM POSTING THIS
KAGISTER: Freelance astronauts wrestling match.
FIREFOX?!: GOOOOONS?
KAGISTER: www.viddler.com/explore/Jamesm…
KAGISTER: This is hilarious
SATURDERP: Just waiting for my phone to realize it has a message
SATURDERP: I LOVE YOU TOO :D
FIREFOX?!: OKAY NOW I CAN GO TO BED
FIREFOX?!: <3
KAGISTER: Goodnight <3
SATURDERP: NIGHT

And that's how you do it.