Hey there folks! I'm sorry things have been so quiet here. Between the intensity of rounds, the nearing end of spring and the start of summer soon, and most important FALCONSTEAKS HAIR GEL IS RUNNING DANGEROUSLY LOW! So he's been trying new solutions to keep his hair as powerful as he can while we order in some more!
News wise there are a few announcements that I must make for legal and safety reasons!
-There will be absolutely NO TORMENTING THE ANNOUNCER! No this is not personal this is a warning! Though no names will be given a certain shark toothed, sharp haired, sharply dressed, sharp tongued golden eyed smartass
psychopath bitchBLEEP BLEEP
There will be no more tolerance for agitating and attacking the announcer got it?!
Stephen: there are no
rules against it you filthy little imp! Take it like the rest of everyone that isn't the great Stephen! This news article is now null and void!
GET OFF MY SHOW STEPEHN!SECURITY!
*screaming and violence is heard then the slam of a door*
-Be on the look out for a wild animal that seems to be attacking people! It won't kill you but might leave some nasty scratches! It is said the animal could be as small as a breadbox or as big as a house! It seems to fluctuate in size every-time I get an update about it!So be wary and on guard!
-Medico will be hosting a seminar about safety this Thursday at 5! Refreshments will be given and plenty of door prizes! However, it is for adults only for whatever reason and will be hosted by non other than Lita herself! She will also be giving a lecture about proper talking etiquette when talking to your nurse or doctor? Ah so be there or Baqir will find you.......HEY! DESERT BOY STOP MESSING WITH MY QUEUE CARDS!
Anyway one more event will be taking place. Since there really wasn't anything done for spring and unfortunately the Mega Easter bunny from egg-lactica 7 wasn't able to visit I have taken it upon myself to schedule a good bye spring hello summer carnival! So come on down for fun, fried food, funny somewhat demented
clowns and rides! F-steaks even promised to have the biggest, baddest, tallest, fastest roller coaster that money can buy!Bring ya friends, bring a date, bring your aunt sally twice removed then changed her name and moved to the Himalayas to sell illegal cigars for the rest of her life! Just come!
That's all the news for now. Kyumi Nimbus and Sven the cloud Signing off!